Hey murrica, Germany reporting in, how does it feel to get raped?
ask your grandfather.
>>553296120
>implying America was the savior of WWII
Who is Russia
>>553296120
FUCKIN' GOT 'EM.
Sup /b/.
As the constitutionally elected, basement dwelling Black Ambassador to /b/, I am here to address any question or concerns that the community at large may have concerning, but not limited to:
Black People
Niggers
Burglary
Samuel L. Jackson
Afros
Fryin Chikkuns
Watermelons
Catfsh
White womenz
MAHDICK
Welfare
Obama
and Twerking
The office of the President of the United States would like to thank you for the opportunity to be addressed on your wonderful forum, and we wish you all a good day!
>>553281363
sharpies in pooper or GTFO
>>553281363
bump it higher
>>553281363
Welcome ambassador!
>captcha = native bioonar
feet foot soles toes everything related to foot fetishism thread
>>553290875
trap thread
>>553289030
top kek
this shit's hot
Fap Fap Fap
Luis Saurez death continuation thread.
>>553282443
Why did they kill him?
>>553282551
six month ban plus pressure
rage quit life
>>553282551
Don't you know? He commited suicide.
We're spreading the news on Twitter and Facebook with the hashtag #ripsuarez.
I'll do shity MSpaint requests for you guys to set as steam icons
>>553264487
what am i saying. i mean steam profile avatars
draw this
>>553264703
will do
Doesn't this just prove everything Elliot Rodgers did was justifiable?
>Girls ignoring decent gentlemen but get wet over assholes
Doesn't justify the killing but it show that his thoughts on women were not wrong.
choo choo all aboard the virgin train
>>553255906
who is that on the left
69 or a correct guess opens the chest.
you mom.
Dragon dildo
>>553274083
your*
Guy is attempting to scam me and is doing shittily at it.
Decide what I say. I'll keep you guys updated.
where do I put the password? I accidentally the whole thing.
>>553264584
Fuck blocking my name lol
Cmon guys need posts fast he's impatient as fuck
lets make a new me-me!
best one gets free game under 10
it's where we take a screenshot
from a movie or a tv show
doesn't matter which
and get this
we add a quote from the same context
but combined with the screenshot it gives a totally other meaning
now give me game
>>553264871
niggers tongue my anus seems to be a perfect caption
le firendly spirit meme :^)
Feels thread? No story here, just lookin for feels. Feel free if you got one, though.
Shameless self bump.
>be me
>15yo sister in her room dancing to Miley Cyrus songs
>go in there, tell her to shut the fuck up
>she turns volume up and keeps on dancing
>I punch her really hard in the tit
>she starts crying immediately
>I unplug her speakers
>eject CD and throw it across room
>tell her I hope she gets tit cancer
>back to my room
>play My Chemical Romance really loud
>alpha as fuck
1) MCR is worse than fucking shitty Miley Cyrus
2) Go fuck your sister, she's asking for it
>be stroking neighbor's cat
>fucking bitch animal scratches me
>kick the little fucker
>run inside
>see neighbor later
>she tells me they had to have the cat euthanized
>thinks a car hit it
>lol fatality
>flawless victory
>alpha
>as
>tits
>>553250028
>mcr
>alpha
These two words don't fit.
And I agree, you should fuck your sister as soon as possible.
Loni Bouchard.
>>553244258
Wut
Imagine a world.
White, Red, Yellow, Blue, Black,
Now put those colors in a certain order, limited to Ying and Yang being opposite.
Do this, post, and I will tell you where this is going, where I need help deciphering
white and black are the obvious opposites
red and blue are opposite
yellow is neutral
>>553237010
Thank you.
Now assign each to an element.
This statement will be set aside.
>>553236919
>Now put those colors in a certain order
That will produce mustard gas
My life.
>>be 11
>>jump on trampoline all the time with friends and brother
>>always got picked on
>>was brainwashed into thinking its ok
>>let them beat the shit out of me daily
>>had no friends at all
>>only social life i had was being picked on by my brother and his friends
>>still getting beat up
>>cry myself to sleep
>>would touch my penishead on my tv screen to cute girls faces @ commercials
>>would attempt to play football with brother n his friends
>>didnt know what i was even doing
>>running around randomly /autism?
>>just stop and cry in public due to excessive forever alone feels
>>in school noone would even talk to me
>>i dont even look wierd.. just socially derp
>>started getting picked on ofcourse
>>figured out the only way i get attention is by getting picked on and harassed
>>crave any attention at all
>>start acting super derp so people would atleast notice me
>>derping hard to people will make fun of me
>>got known as the kid who would just fart in class and get laughed at
>>thought they were laughing with me
>>they werent
>>i knew it inside
>>would jump on trampoline while everyones whipping balls at me
>>they enjoyed it.. i enjoyed the breath of attention
>>would yell "hit my balls for a bonus" and spread my legs in mid air
>>they got bonuses
>>i cried in bed
>>babydick for life
>>still struggle socialy
>>still cry to sleep
>>still excessive feels
>>still no life
>>still crying as you read this
>>first time i ever told anyone
>>an hero incoming ....
continued..
>>Started meowing all day in elementary school
>>Funny at first?
>>Not funny after 3 years of doing it
>>Got in trouble for it
>>More harassment cant escape
>>Skip school
>>Quit school
>>Internet
>>Learn basic script kiddie hacks
>>Become Admin of 4chanPartyVanPranks / DoinIt4TheLulz / VoipDeamons ventrilo
>>Calling all day
>>Get 100/200+ viewers every day
>>I start Swatting
>>Swatting celebs, and whores on street cams
>>did hundreds
>>Meet girl from the ventrilo
>>Same interests, shes an anon
>>Shes a camwhore and is addicted to heroin
>>I help her quit camwhoring and supported her rehab
>>Talk for a long time / year+
>>Start dating eventually
>>I drive across 5 states to get her and have her live w me
>>happy for almost a year
>>buy her a ps3 treat n treat her right even in bed
>>shes playing call of duty
>>she goes in shower
>>i grab controller n play for her
>>receives message on ps3
>>read message
continued..
>>its one of her friends from her skype/FB
>>They are having cyber sex
>>wat
>>Read more messages, they are camming while i sleep
>> ... nice
>>confront her
>>car arrives a few days later.. shes gone
>> ....wat
>>it was all fake anon
>>Her whole plan from the beginning was to use me
>>Used me for a ride across 5 states
>>To get closer to faggots state for him to just scoop her up
>>2 years of lies /b/
>>I got into her skype and found that it was her plan the whole time
>>Then she calls FBI
>>FBI searching for me for years for swatting/other stuff
>>Got got me vanned too /b/
>>REKT
>>Spent half a year in prison, you think its not long.. but you try it.
>>inb4 raped
>>3 years probation
>>cant even get high, 3 tests a month
>>still no friends
>>why /b/
>>. ... why
>>/b/ wont even talk to me..
Thanks for reading to the 1 person who actually did.
