ITT: We post fucked up shitting stories
This happened about 3 years ago:
>Had eaten a lot
>Suddenly had to shit FOR REAL
>Sprint to toilet
>Sit down and shit like crazy
>Shit suddenly stops coming out
>Looked to see why
>OHGOD.zip
>My shit was standing between the bottom of the toilet and inside my ass, like a pillar
>Cracked up and my shit started penetrating me
>After that I lifted my ass and continued shitting
>My shit fell down and slapped my balls in the process
>>553507446
Hahahahahaha
>>553507446
lost
Consider more fiber in your diet. Not to much, or you'll be like me and create a mudslide everytime you shit.
baw thread ?
i just cant anymore
Anybody wanna drink their mind out tonight ?
>>553505061
contribootin
What's on your mind OP?
>>553505572
i just seem to fall in love with all the wrong people
What about you ?
>>553505702
In the friendzone and it's starting to hurt. Don't know how much more I can handle
10/10 rap albums. go
>2014
>Listening to nigger music
easily
What's /b/ up to on friday night?
tits or gtfo
>>553503204
lookin at your tits,so post em if you got em
yet to see someone answer correctly.
anyone got the answer to easy mode?
>>553499694
bump
>>553499694
>>553499923
Good morning, my headmates
>>553489115
did you just
die cis scum
>>553489115
Damn you're smooth
Germanischer Fred
Guten Abend,
Warum heute abend daheim? Wie steht ihr zum Achtelfinale?
>>553490351
hier isn ziemlich fieses gewitter und auch sonst hätte ich keine lust raus zu gehen.
freu mich schon auf das ganze rumgehupe...
>>553490351
>Warum heute abend daheim?
Weil ich in meiner Freizeit immer zuhause bin.
>Wie steht ihr zum Achtelfinale?
Ist mir nicht so wichtig. Hauptsache wir gewinnen.
Continuing before old thread dies. Get in here, let's try to get more OC from my wife.
>>553483824
Mr lactation fetishist reporting
post more miku!
Where is the last thread?
Nudes by area code.
I'll start.
203
>>553471632
you have my attention op, where in 203 is this bitch, looks farmiliar
Nailed my area code right out if the gate.
What school op?
Didnt mean to sage, sorry
if anyone can tell me how to make a web.m i will post a vid of my ex masturbating with a hot dog. she cant stay faithful to save her life. dumping her pics while i wait.
>>553474303
>>553474350
no cringe thread?
shame on you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jCpB4H2lp8
bamp
Nice content op.
>Timecube
The universe is composed of opposites that exist as opposites and nothing as individuals. For example, there can be no top without it's opposite bottom-- the two exist as a pair of opposites.
>Education is evil.
>Education destroys our opposite and analytical brain and substitutes it with an android singularity mentality.
A cube has a top, bottom, left, right, front and back. Government education teaches us that a cube has six sides. It is wiser to acknowledge the harmonious opposites of a cube rather than believe it has six sides. Six sides implies singularity.
In one rotation of planet Earth, four days occur, and not one day. When masculine Sun meets the feminine Earth, morning, midday, evening and midnight quadrants are enlightened upon the Earth. In one full rotation, each quadrant experiences it's own 24 hour day, equating 96 hours, or four days occurring simultaneously.
>>553470995
wut
Makes sense
>>553471097
It is what it is.
hey /b/ I'm horny and omegle is boring me. wanna help a poor whore out?
Pussy with timestamp please, how many guys did you fuck?
>>553484264
Picture of pussy?
Finger in pooper might be a good start
Useful stuff thread
Life Hacks, DIY stuff, How to be a Nigger
Get in here
Bump
I like useful stuff, hope the thread stills here when I come back from 9 hours sleeping. Good luck, Anon.
Britney Spears continued from
>>553397410
Is this before and after the result of a push-up bra, or did she have some work done between these photos?
>>553433545
I still have my original VHS copy of that 1999 Nick Kids Chose Awards. Remember watching it with my friend. Telling his mother I'm just watching Britney shake her "jugs" on tv mom
>>553433545
Same OP from last thread?
>>553433545
She's had a lot of padding early in her career and around "baby one more time" got massive implants.... and then she has had them worked on many times.
It's blatantly obvious really.... those tits probably look terrible on account of the nonstop surgeries....
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