Starting a "too young for their tits" thread now.
f5 f5 f5!
>>553061567
this is /b/
there is no such thing as "too young"
regardless of tit size
inb4 404
65 decides new face of anonymoose
go
>>553059081
If post ends in 2 then this is new face.
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
Post the cutest butt pic you got
>>553055331
nobody can beat that one OP
>>553055331
Work stories thread???
>Work at Carls Jr
> shift leader calls me
>"what happened?"
>someone made a mess in the women's restroom go clean it
>"Im on 30 minute break."
>I don't care go clean it.
>"fine..."
>walking in with mop and bleach
>fucking diarrhea on the floor
>look inside the trash and there's soiled jeans
>I take 20 minutes to clean all that shit up
>throw away trash and used mop
>go back to break room
>alarm goes off, break is over
>fuck fast food
I took pics of the fucking mess
>Work at walmart
>Everything about it sucks ass
>I quit
Too many stories to tell really. The one that stands out the most is when I got robbed at gun point and after giving my story to the police my manager wouldn't let me go home early. I literally JUST GOT ROBBED WTF
>>553046000
Post pics?
>>553046328
Please do tell
I have already shared this story but most anons demanded a longer, more detailed and proofread version so here you go.
My wincest story 1.2
One anon offered proofreading but it does'nt seem necessary since I took my time writing this. I guess the mistakes won't be too bad.
Let's see how long this will become in the end.
(About 18 posts, gotta watch out for bumplimit and maybe split into 2 threads. We'll see.)
>inb4 pics
There won't be any pics of her. I could look up girls with similar body types like the Tasha guy did but that's it.
Pic related by the way. It looks close to her when she was 15.
For a better overview i will split this into several Chapters and like every story does, it starts with the
Prologue - My Family and I
I used to live together with my Parents and my younger sister. Let us call her Judy since we did that in the last thread aswell.
There never was anything special about us. Just a regular Family in a little city in Germany.
My mom worked as an elderly care nurse, my dad worked in an insurane agency.
Pretty much everything about us was average.
And then there was Judy.
She was a cute girl. Always has been. Light brown hair that, back in those days, almost covered all of her back.
Deep green eyes and a cute little nose.
A really fine looking girl. From a realistic viewpoint without my special bond to her probably a solid 8/10.
Those were my thoughts about her when she was 12 years old. I was 14 back then.
I basically started to feel attracted to her the day she started to develop female features.
At this time her breasts started to grow what, in return, made me grow aswell.
I would now start to spend almost all my sparetime with her.
We started to share the same friends and grew pretty close. Nobody suspected any intention there. In fact our Parents were damn proud about us getting along so well.
And really, our relationship grew as strong as a brother and sister relationship can grow over the next three years.
>>553061060
All of that in the somehow ridiculous hope that one day she might forget that we were siblings.
She didn't.
In those 3 years I couldn't get any closer to my goal wich wasn't a puberty imagination anymore but turned into an obsession.
I wanted her.
Sure, I have seen her naked occasionally since we completely lost our shame infront of one another but I wanted more than to fap over these pictures while I was under the shower.
It took me those 3 years to realize that I wouldn't achieve anything the way I was trying to.
And somehow this made me mad.
We were perfect together. We just worked in any possible way and the only thing that kept us from being together was a sensless social convention.
I needed a plan and I came up with one.
Chapter I - Operation desister
How can you get a person into breaking a taboo?
How can you manage her into throwing away something she has considered moral standards for all her life wich is 15 years by now?
In my opinion you have two possibilities here.
The first would be to convince her that it was worth it. That the reward would make up to it. I tried that and I failed.
So I was left with option two, remove the taboos and make it something perfectly fine to do.
So since in my thoughts the only thing keeping us from having a sexual relationship was the fact that we were siblings I just needed to change that.
Easy one.
I starded to search through the internet. I looked up any documents required for an adoption and the adoption certificates as well. I trained with Photoshop.
I even ordered a customized stamp that I designed to look like the stamp of an imaginary Orphanage.
And then i begun. One after another I faked my sisters adoption. I even faked a medical report stating that our mother has gotten infertile after some complications while giving birth to me.
It took me several months for everything to be perfect but then the big day came.
>>553061237
I remember walking into my sisters room without knoking. She smiled but her smile froze when she saw my look of half shock half sadness.
I had trained this expression pretty hard.
'What's up Phil?'
She asked.
I remained silent and just handed her the papers. Those papers that I had even aged to make it look realistic and still I feared she might think of this as a prank because I didn't know that I would have the guts to speak out the lie.
She didn't.
While she was reading her eyes became bigger. They instantly filled up with tears.
'I found this in Mom's drawer. I've been looking for money and then...'
I muttered. She began to cry.
All of a sudden I felt really shitty for what I had just done but it was too late to simply turn around.
I spent the next two hours comforting her. I told her that this changed nothing, that I still loved her and we were still the same people.
I even managed the masterpiece of this act. I convinced her not to talk about this. To no one.
I told her that this would get me in trouble for searching through Mom's stuff. That we would wait for the right place and the right time and that we would confront them together as soon as the time is right.
Something inside her just broke. I clearly saw it.
But she thanked me for my support and spent the night in my bed. She had done this several times before when she was sad. This night we hold eachother really tight.
Over the oncoming weeks our bond grew even stronger. Literally not a single minute of a day passed without having Judy around me.
She was sad. In fact never before had I seen her this sad. My Parents thought that to be some kind o puberty depression and asked me to care of her.
I gladly did but it wasn't even necessary since she wanted to have me as close as possible anyways.
I was the one she trusted while she felt betrayed.
The irony.
And there was me. Doing something like this to a girl as cute and innocent as her.
>>553061338
She would cry on my shoulder, sleep in my bed, come to rest in my arms, talk to me, be silent with me, she shared her life with me.
And then I noticed it.
The way she looked at me now. The way she held my hands sometimes. This little girl, my sister, so full of sadness and confusion, developed feelings.
I stopped being her brother.
She was about to fall in love with me.
Then this evening came.
It wasn't special in any way. Just us playing some Vidyas together in my room.
She gave me a few deep looks from her side. Almost as if she was up to something but she didn't know what to do.
I did.
I remember that I let her beat me. Then, in staged anger I threw my controller away.
'Screw it anyways.'
I said.
Then I kissed her.
I simply leaned in and pressed my lips upon hers. This wasn't the first time we kisses each other on the mouth but the way I held her, the fact that I pressed myself against her and maybe the fact that I didn't stop made her realize this was different from a little peck.
The first few seconds she was paralized in shock. Then it happened.
She kissed me back.
Our tongues stayed in our own mouth and this first kiss was mainly ruled by adrenaline and fear.
But this is the kiss that I will remember till the day I die.
Feeling extra shitty tonight, because I know tomorrow will be one of the worst days of my life.
Can we get a baaw thread going?
Bump
>>553045662
ill post a bit
ITT: Fapping Stories
>be 15
>time to fap
>sit at desk that is next to my door
>find some porn
>fap for about 6 Sandy Hooks
>conservative mother burst in with laundry
>she drops the laundry and screams
>the scare from her opening the door cause my hand to jerk suddenly
>oh shit
>I need to cum after that final jerk
>I try to squeeze my penis so no cum leaks while pulling up pants
>she passes out
>Fuck
>I try to check on her
>squeezing so hard it hurts now
>Can't hold it any longer
>Cum and instinctively release hand from penis
>Cum falls on passed out mother
>mfw I gave my mother a facial
>>553046984
Nobody else has a fapping story
>be me
>first time fapping
>use a sock
>watching bitches pee in each others mouth
>fapping furiously
>cum
>don't know what to do with the sock
>put it on my foot
>feels weird
>put it in bin
>someone might find it
>filled it with water
>threw it other my neighbours fence
>done
>>553047540
Not one that can top cumming on my mom
Loli thread
>No love
Kinda want to go up to a cute boy
Hug him
then say "you are now my lover"
Then disappear forever.
>>553041929
>cute boy
why?
Explain the
>No love
please
I have a 100 dollar steam card, and I'll buy you a game if I like your steam name.
Just send me a request to my steam, and I'll chose who I like by adding you, then you message me asking for a game under 10$.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198066160821/
Won't be changing my steam name, but eh, what the hell. I'll post mine anyways.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197995872729/
Also, keep bumping from dying.
>>553049516
Lol, you didn't even read, did you?
ITT: God Teir Rap
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YYuT_BVU7E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiE0WPiYRsk&feature=kp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBDKYtveQcw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VpbySv14jo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftmXFVjC2lM&feature=kp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXWnKBkb70U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewc1hixzYPY&feature=kp
hip hop*
please
>>553040606
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaWb3KuEURg
whats the best insult you can give me besides "nigger"
bring your worst /b/
clone.
>>553027295
Slave.
How does it feel knowing that unless you are wearing a military uniform or business attire, anyone who sees you who doesn't know you will always have the same first impression thought of "scumbag"
what's the best flavor of deets and why's it the purple bag?
>>553037819
duuuuuuuuuuude. Yes.
>>553037819
OP knows how to snack.
Congrats on making the most pathetic thread today.
Webm Thread
Anything Goes!
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
NOOO!
I actually cried a little...
>>553016356
damn thats some pretty hardcore gore op
>>553016356
Ew that is so thick and disgusting no wonder why he spilled it
As you can see, I've done some shopping. I'm feeling generous and will give games away to 12, 20, 34, 35, 47, 51, 56, 69, 73, 98
But only summerfags
>>553026061
roll
>>553026716
roll again
>>553026061
shooping*
Hey /b/ros welcome to the steam general thread number 3
Lets keep the action going.
Anything goes in this thread:
>Begging
>Gifting
>Trading
>Contests
>>553018568
Begging for Fallout New Vegas Ultimate Edition
You'd be the best person alive
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Smeckel
>>553018568
Terraria please!
>http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198076860557
>>553018568
Still looking for a kind soul to gift me awesomenauts
ID: www.steamcommunity.com/id/lemonpoot
