SNAPCHAT THREAD
Username: itsallaboutiz
she's gonna be a high school freshman next year. not sure if she likes dick pics so i guess we're gonna have to find out. will post pics of her for you sick fucks
you faggots better post some snapchat usernames
>>553097657
no thanks, i'm good.
Sedgyfergo
>>553098381
you're a faggot
what the fuck is this, /b/?
>>553084402
it's a power relay
I believe that is the flux capacitor for a faggot detector.
>>553084402
Relays are used where it is necessary to control a circuit by a low-power signal
Relays were used extensively in telephone exchanges and early computers to perform logical operations.
YLYL thread go.
>>553068349
wot
defuq
Ask an Australian copper anything.
NSW.
Yes, same from last year.
>>553063957
Why does your country football team suck so much?
is there any way to get a proper cop hat, not a cap, with the emblem?
>>553064118
because australians are good at every sport that doesn't matter
Some faggot made a video explaining why he left 4chan, how do you feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hhx6IfKrvEQ
This was the thread that was made a few days ago, and I thought I wouldn't care but by the end of it I did.
Dude was a self important/self righteous ass. I was bothered, so I decided to make a counter point video. Finished it the day of, but I didn't publish it until just now. I figured I'd make this thread for the hell of it. A couple of Anon's wanted to see the video, so I figured maybe some body might want to see it too.
Either which way I think that guy's a super fag.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLt3vKWgJKI
>>553033579
I find it hilarious that you say that so much.
>>553033579
The problem was he only used 4chan for /a/ and /jp/.
Measure up time /b/
So I recently heard that the average woman takes 11 minutes to get fully "warmed up". And that the average man ejaculates in only 3 minutes. If most people have sex like this on the planet that's just sad and lame to me.
My wife complains when I take too long to stick it in her, begs for it, and even tries to mount me before she's all that wet sometimes. I think I average AT LEAST 15 minutes before I release that sweet juice in her...
So what's your averages?
>>553058472
5-10 mins for the 1st nut, 15-20 after the 1st time.
45 mins -forever if ive done coke
Hit or miss with alcohol
30 mins or so if stoned
Depends. When I have her over I usually force her to take a shower with me and feel her up and make her wash me. Then I'll put her in a diaper and we'll watch like Vikings or some shit. After about two hours of calling her a good girl and playing with her body she's practically begging to suck my dick. I allow her to do so but make it apparent she's not doing a good enough job. So then I'll fuck her for .. eh.. 15-20 minutes while she drips all over my god damn couch and I yell at her for it. When I cum in her she'll prance to the bathroom doing...
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average of 45-90 minutes for me
gf sometimes goes dry before i finish
Caliber for suicide?
So, I've decided to use a gun. What kind of gun would be the best to end my life? Obviously a shotgun, but what kind of bullets and caliber?
Also, what kind of hand guns would be good? I'd guess 9mm is too small?
...you shouldn't be handling guns if you don't know that shotguns use shells which re measured in gauge, not caliber.
Just stab yourself or something.
>>553070516
Why do faggots commit suicide you fucking lost @ the game kid
>>553070730
fuck your fancy words you elitist faggot
Starting a "too young for their tits" thread now.
f5 f5 f5!
>>553061567
this is /b/
there is no such thing as "too young"
regardless of tit size
inb4 404
65 decides new face of anonymoose
go
>>553059081
If post ends in 2 then this is new face.
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
Post the cutest butt pic you got
>>553055331
nobody can beat that one OP
Work stories thread???
>Work at Carls Jr
> shift leader calls me
>"what happened?"
>someone made a mess in the women's restroom go clean it
>"Im on 30 minute break."
>I don't care go clean it.
>"fine..."
>walking in with mop and bleach
>fucking diarrhea...
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>Work at walmart
>Everything about it sucks ass
>I quit
Too many stories to tell really. The one that stands out the most is when I got robbed at gun point and after giving my story to the police my manager wouldn't let me go home early. I literally JUST GOT ROBBED WTF
>>553046000
Post pics?
>>553046328
Please do tell
I have already shared this story but most anons demanded a longer, more detailed and proofread version so here you go.
My wincest story 1.2
One anon offered proofreading but it does'nt seem necessary since I took my time writing this. I guess the mistakes won't be too bad.
Let's see how long this will become in the end.
(About 18 posts, gotta watch out for bumplimit and maybe split into 2 threads. We'll see.)
>inb4 pics
There won't be any pics of her. I could look up girls with...
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>>553061060
All of that in the somehow ridiculous hope that one day she might forget that we were siblings.
She didn't.
In those 3 years I couldn't get any closer to my goal wich wasn't a puberty imagination anymore but turned into an obsession.
I wanted her.
Sure, I have seen her naked occasionally since we completely lost our shame infront of one another but I wanted more than to fap over these pictures while I was under the shower.
It took me those 3 years to realize that...
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>>553061237
I remember walking into my sisters room without knoking. She smiled but her smile froze when she saw my look of half shock half sadness.
I had trained this expression pretty hard.
'What's up Phil?'
She asked.
I remained silent and just handed her the papers. Those papers that I had even aged to make it look realistic and still I feared she might think of this as a prank because I didn't know that I would have the guts to speak out the lie.
She didn't.
While...
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>>553061338
She would cry on my shoulder, sleep in my bed, come to rest in my arms, talk to me, be silent with me, she shared her life with me.
And then I noticed it.
The way she looked at me now. The way she held my hands sometimes. This little girl, my sister, so full of sadness and confusion, developed feelings.
I stopped being her brother.
She was about to fall in love with me.
Then this evening came.
It wasn't special in any way. Just us playing some Vidyas together in my...
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Feeling extra shitty tonight, because I know tomorrow will be one of the worst days of my life.
Can we get a baaw thread going?
Bump
>>553045662
ill post a bit
ITT: Fapping Stories
>be 15
>time to fap
>sit at desk that is next to my door
>find some porn
>fap for about 6 Sandy Hooks
>conservative mother burst in with laundry
>she drops the laundry and screams
>the scare from her opening the door cause my hand to jerk suddenly
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>>553046984
Nobody else has a fapping story
>be me
>first time fapping
>use a sock
>watching bitches pee in each others mouth
>fapping furiously
>cum
>don't know what to do with the sock
>put it on my foot
>feels weird
>put it in bin
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>>553047540
Not one that can top cumming on my mom
Loli thread
>No love
Kinda want to go up to a cute boy
Hug him
then say "you are now my lover"
Then disappear forever.
>>553041929
>cute boy
why?
Explain the
>No love
please