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how about some life hacks?
>>552981808
or anything interesting / sciencey
>>552981907
>>552981982
>>552981952
very helpful
>>552982271
>>552981808
>Complete body language guide
http://www.businessballs.com/body-language.htm
>>552982319
>semen
Captcha: postsif herbs
so I have to post this
very delicious: have tried
>>552982761
get pizza and a free ride woo
>>552981808
>no mustard gas posts yet
/b/ i am dissapoint
>>552982459
That smokes has the added action of melting lungs, not recommended.
>>552983080
>That was so last summer
I want to do this
>>552982485
Thanks, looks interesting.
>>552983280
Im not interested in your cum recipes
still working on this one
>>552983294
that's a pretty cool idea.
>>552983256
>there was a thread like this today, full of mustard gas
>>552982176
>semen
wat
>>552982319
Don't do this, it creates mustard gas.
>>552983765
>go outside
>>552982512
Semen is honestly a good source of protein.
Also, sometimes it tastes bretty gud
>>552984123
i did. i took out the trash.
>>552984285
>>552982359
Saved a few, so 'bootin.
>>552982512
It's from a cookbook called "Natural Harvest." It's all semen-based recipes.
>>552982596
You see this shit?
Stop it.
Weed is not wine tasting. There is next to no difference between strands.
There's just good weed and bad weed.
You're a huge fucking faggot if you think otherwise.
>>552981808
yeah this is more relative than it is absolute
>>552982891
>two months old opened mayo in the refrigerator
Enjoy your diarrhea
gusher blunt ftw
half of these are actually the recipe for something to explode in your stupid face
>>552984793
eww. I can see the result in my head...
>>552984793
fucking love my lemonmilk
>>552984919
Just the ones from this faggot so far >>552984793
>>552984643
Uh, if yo don't like getting into variety that's cool dude
but you don't have to parade around telling other people not to get into it just because you're a lazy shit
now with that being said, Ive definitely had some weed that straight up tasted like fruit loops. or cheese, dont tell me theres no such thing as variety
>>552984596
Sometimes I fucking hate the human race...specifically the society that allows shit like this to even be thought up, and published.
I can just imagine some pretentious liberal fucks having a book like this on their coffee table.
>>552984793
>not removing the "donotkillyourself" watermark
>>552984919
not in this thread, read all of it. only like 1 was mustard gas
>>552984750
I see no problem but I dont even like mayo so whatever
>>552982271
Maybe it's because I have depression and have a horrible time trying to get myself to do things, but this is fucking amazing. I am going to print this out and post it by my computer.
>>552981952
thank you. I'll use this when I reach cartoon hobo status
>>552984793
WHO WOULD WANT THIS? Fuckin trolling is so lazy these days.
>>552985126
semen is used for a lot of thing like facial cleanser and shampoo you're just a close minded fuck
enjoy being a burn victim and having that permanent surprised facial expression.
>>552985296
(:
>>552985258
mayo is made with eggs
salmonellosis
>>552985090
fggt
>>552983205
Bullshit, those chemicals combined make natrium chloride, which is harmless, even edible, it's called salmiak.
>>552982761
If my vodka doesn't taste like vodka i will drink until the point of alcohol poisoning . wat do
>>552985439
its actually a way to make ghetto buttermilk
>>552985126
>Not wanting it so you can feed your cum to guests in cleverly disguised food.
>>552985708
lol
>>552985929
have good friends
>>552985929
Keep drinking
>>552986236
>>552983696
>Anything you could possibly imagine
Can I give my v-card to my smoking hot classmate? it's not that I have chances in real life anyway.
>>552986000
Uh huh, ever had anything made with "ghetto buttermilk" Your a fucking plep. Shit will rott your stomach.
>>552983873
oh god i want this to work
penises need attention too
>>552983532
My microwave just exploded you asshole.
>>552985142
does someone know if this actually works? I don't have any degrees and only one in being a faggot
>>552986997
No, it fucking doesnt work.
>>552987093
this kills the car
>>552985142
Actually do it with your car battery too!
>>552986704
google it dumbass im a cook
>>552987093
donotkillyourself.tumblr?
water?
Yeah, sure m8
>>552987186
>>552983532
>aluminum foil
>microwave
>yeah_right.png
>>552987586
>>552986661
>1. Ask someone to borrow their pencil to make them like you more.
That's bullshit. In high school whenever someone asked me for my pencil I got annoyed.
>>552986997
You can use this technique to start fire
>>552981808
ugh god damn it
>>552984643
Agreed, i really couldn't give less of a shit what strain it is, if it kills my back pain it's good enough for me
>>552986997
don't listen to the haters that really does work
>>552987903
>how to make symbols
>open charmap
>???
>profit
>>552987248
I'm not saying it doesn't work, I'm saying it's a shit idea. If you can't buy actual buttermilk than start a revolution or kill yourself, shit ant gold life is obviously broken.
>>552988312
Nice one. Lol'd
>>552982271
Currently on "I can do it". I have 3 hours to go higher.
Half this shit explodes.
The other half creates noxious gas.
>webm related, it's you when you try this shit
>>552986997
Yes, it works. Fuck all of the trolls telling you otherwise. This has saved my ass from eternal boredom on so many long car/plane rides.
>>552984793
DONT DO THIS IS CREATES LEMON MILK
I very much like This one
>>552988312
Damn it!
>>552988530
you dont add a dozen lemons to a gallon of milk and save it you mongoloid. you make a small amount to be use in a pinch when you need it.
>>552984793
what would this do, curdle?
>>552985296
sounds like "I want to do it"
>>552985142
works way-ay-ay better if you microwave the battery for half an hour. I like to do it while I'm out running errands. You should too!
>>552984758
this microwave one is fucking stupid. see vid related
http://youtu.be/7FhwTelc5Tg
>>552988906
no it would cause you to have some delicious lemonmilk
>>552988890
Just buy buttemilk you shit chef. You think this is agame?
>>552988906
dumbass kids are trying to troll not knowing that its actually useful.
google lemon and milk
life hack: religion is dumb, dont get into it
>>552985067
The idea that red meat is not compatible with white wine is a lie. It depends on the region.
For example, only white grapes grow in Germany, but they still make white wine that goes with red meat, it's just made in a way that complements it.
>>552983532
>nitroglycerin
>aluminium foil
>microwave
you might want to make it a bit more believable next time
>>552989189
That's why it spins your plate nigga
>>552981808
get a job and go to gym. (money and weapon codes)
>>552989314
or instead of leaving to buy something, you can just combine two things you already have for the exact same shit!
you are missing the point here
>please kill yourself.
>>552981808
don't do that you'll go blind
>>552989051
have someone tried this?
>>552988736
lol'd
>>552988635
>came on me
dunno if still true
>>552984793
DONT DO THIS IT MAKES LEMON GAS!
>>552988906
when you're 21 check out this little thing called a cement mixer kid. it's a drink
>>552983070
Except pizza shops make it a policy to not have passengers in the car because their insurance policy only covers you and anyone else would be a liability.
Source: Operating a pizza shop for years
heres my last one it's OC that I made
>>552989370
hundreds of great lemonmilk recipes, thanks anon!
>>552988690
>>552989661
yeah, but the little girls never send me their nudes
>>552989502
I think you just made your argument on a very specific case, and it does not rule out the example in the pic.
>>552990080
Well done, anon.
>>552988635
>My bad, Kevin Spacey came on me.
>>552989314
If I found a revolver when I was metal detecting I'd be happy as fuck.
>>552990193
>1 part Bacardi 8
>4 part grape juice
yum
>>552989051
Yes, let's waste all of our time and energy punishing people for expressing normal human desires instead of finding safe outlets for them.
Hatred has done wonders for humanity these thousands of years; let's just keep doing the same things we've always done and expect the same great results as usual.
>>552990378
>when I was metal detecting
I want to into metal detecting, what's a good non-poorfag rig?
also what is the rules about going onto abandoned property?
>>552989314
Check this guys lifehacks on how to be a fucking fagguette
>>552990496
sounds like a sympathizer to me
>>552988312
fucking lost
>>552984793
Check dem facts kids and do your research
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzLG7EUmZIA
>>552986661
I don't think #2 is true
>>552990930
I sympathize with all mankind, and reject none of them. Until everyone else can do the same, our world will continue to be one of violence and inequality. You are part of the problem if you hate.
>>552991156
psychological tricks arent always 100%
>>552991197
now you sound self-righteous
>>552991156
well when you have a conversation with someone who is interested, maybe you'll let us know
>>552982319
>natural harvest
that's the 'cooking with semen' cookbook
>>552990080
>quantum consciousness
confirmed for chopra-tier woo adapted to support drug use
>>552991793
no shame
>>552986997
I'm not going to try it out I'll just use the internet that which is as is not /b/
>>552991536
Not even remotely as much as these "anonymous" terrorists (who may all be mere trolls for all I know).
Hate...doesn't....work. I feel alienated from humanity when I see how so many people cannot grasp this, despite being well versed in history.
>>552988312
that's more retarded than potato pets accompanied by retards
>>552992352
well, for this, you dont have to hate perverts... you just have to want to fuck with them
>>552988667
what are you referring to?
>>552992352
OR
Hate works and we just haven't hated hard enough yet.
>>552992508
No, this way the perverts win.
>>552992508
I don't. I want them to find safe outlets for their desires and to be happy, same as everyone else.
>>552982485
why boner
>>552992738
how..?
>>552992985
DON'T DO THIS IT CREATES GAS!
>>552992956
I was just guessing most pervs want to be fucked.
>>552992670
these:
>>552983532
>>552985142
Usually stuff that combines shiny thing+microwave is not healthy.
>>552985067
>other people are only allowed to like the wine pairings I like
>>552989051
That's just not fucking cool, man.
>>552983532
Don't do this one guys, I tried this once and my whole house filled with mustard gas.
>>552992985
Almost a guide on how to slav squat.
>>552993430
Speak for yourself, mister. Afaik it is just an example pic for newbies.
>>552983280
Fuckin white people smh
>>552994216
I've tried this, it works, but not very well.
Not too sure about this one, never tried it.
>>552994371
And if you leave that bottle in for a minute more, it will explode and send shards of glass flying all over your freezer.
>>552994696
I believe you have no more credibility here anon.
>drtomcrick.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/fallaciesposter.png
Wish I could upload this pic, but it is too heavy, so here goes the link....
>>552983070
I remember when Tina did this
>>552983080
You mean how to make cool crystals at home
>>552989950
looled hardily
Never thought of this one , comes in handy.
>>552996557
Indeed.
>>552989085
Already did it
>>552989189
lel it looked like a cock n balls
>>552993642
is this a anti-AA nerve gas?
>>552982176
no semen in the recipe . . . i may add it to my oriental girlfriends plate though
>>552994635
who the fuck wants dxm?
>>552997572
I guess whoever made that infograph.
>>552994586
This should be required reading before posting on 4chan. Or anywhere on the internet, really.
>>552984793
Congratulations on making awful cheese.
>>552985637
that's so cool. you're a good man.
>>552997963
and perhaps this one
>>552994141
take it easy slave
>>552988312
>knew it was a lie
>still worked
fucking /b/
>>552988312
Shiet
>>552985258
>selfdefenseforneckberds.jpg
Slightly disturbing one
>>552985929
I hear that wood alcohol tastes quite like vodka. Maybe try that next time you get the urge.
>>552988312
The Game
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE EVERYONE LOST
>>552988312
seen it before, not falling for it.
>>552995186
New Age bullshit; get that shit off 4chan
>>552989501
i used to be like this, then i realizes no now i religion
>>552998590
Creepy
>>552998590
(·?_?)
>>552981808
>>552998615
>>552992985
MUSTARD GAS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlA_YXDm9bg
>>552999456
bretty gud
>>552998790
sure kid.
>>552994216
there is no way this works because of weight distribution
>>552982319
>semen
>>552981808
>>552997593
>>55299863
>>552998636
jinro sake. tastes like vodka without the bite. it's awesome in drinks and a complete surprise knock out
>>552988824
looks like aang
>>553001273
lol dat get
>>552982761
>how to ruin good vodka.
>>553000962
>Type water
>Cooking Oils
>>552996467
i was really hoping it would show how to make a hangmans knot
I'm just here to see if anyone falls for the mustard gas thing.
>>552982459
To the trenches boys!!!
>>552982319
>no activated almonds
>>553002636
I don't think there's any mustard gas related pic here. Just some microwave shit.
>>552984285
I'll bet I'm the only one here who knows why they don't bake bread on Wednesday or Sunday
>>552989502
Wine grapes are red. And pure grape juice is always white. Color comes from the amount of time the grape is allowed to have with the skin.
white = minimal contact
blush = few days
red = full contact
>>552987717
>because nitroglycerin doesn't even
>>553002951
Well fuck
>>553003128
I bet we all know how to google
>>553003189
Forgot to mention that are a few (read: very, very few) types of white wine grapes and one grape that has red juice, but those are the exceptions and not the rule. Wine coloring is not affected by the color of the grape it comes from in the majority of wines.
>>553003189
>>553003606
Very interesting.
>>553003518
I actually tried that and didn't find anything
It's because most grocery stores receiving departments are closed on wed and sun
I delivered soda for 7 years
Not terribly interesting but I just thought I would mention it
>>553003752
Because workers on factories can have two days off per week! I found it on google.
>>552987903
but how do i trefroce?
>>552989051
That's fucking retarded. Blackmail them first and make money off it.
>>552989051
You'd think they would use a different email
>>552998265
N???????????i??g????g?????e??????r??????s?????????????
>>553004118
The bakers have those days off because the grocery stores don't receive on those days
Your way out of your league here bro
>>552985790
Hope that whoever made that grenade knows how to balance equations and made sure that there wasn't any excess reagents because you might accidentally splash a ton of hydrochloric acid on yourself.
>>552988667
that clips from a movie, they pumped co2 to knock him unconscious for that to be taken and he was revived afterwards
>>552987894
psych major here
that may have been the initial feelings, but asking for the pencil is a favor, by asking and if they help you it would create cognitive dissonance if they didnt like you they just did you a favor creating a conflict in their mind why would they do a favor if they didnt like you? then they try to justify it by deciding they like you
>>553004231
Open charmap, google it. Every OS have it.
>>553004769
Just because google knows more than you, doesn't mean you need to get upset bro.
>>553005107
what bs, if someone I didn't like asked me for a pencil, I'd give them one as to not look like a douchebag to everyone around me.
people loan other people pencils, even if they don't like them lol.
Hey listen BRO
I am right and you are wrong and there is the end of it
I will seriously fuck you up irl
>>552987894
I almost got in trouble for rape in 8th grade for misinterpreting
>>553005130
>>553002191
>>553005706
>>552987093
using HHO
>>552988078
good thread
>>552984541
why the fuck is this a gif?
>>553006497
Yeah anon, thanks, I saved many of pics.
>>553006573
dunno, maybe was made on flash? dunnooooooooooo
>>553006693
of your pics*
that is.
>>552996070
Man, does it feel good to be taller than these fucks.
>>553007274
It's all about the little victories right anon?
