Last thread 404'd.
I'll start with a story, move into shit I hate, then probably more stories.
>Yesterday
>Be Taco Bell Team Member
>Working drive thru, 3-10 shift
>On my own until 6 when the closer comes in
>No biggie I got this
>*Ding* in headseat
>Immediate roaring of a diesel truck traveling directly through my auditory canal
>"Hi, how're you doing today?"
>"Burrito Supreme, medium Pepsi."
>"Will that be all for you today?"
>"Yup"
>"Ok, would you like any Hot, Fire, or--"
>Microphone shuts off, means he pulled forward already.
>Brings his big ass diesel truck to the window, but on the far side of the drive thru
>Has to get out of the vehicle to walk over and reach the window.
>Tell him his total, he looks in his wallet
>Nothing but hundos
>It's a $5 order
>fuckinghell.png
>Gives me one, hand him his drink
>Now I have to go drop the hundred in the safe, come back, grab my manager's keys, pull out $80 from my dropbox, open my drawer and pull out the rest
>By the time I give him his change, his food is already in his hands.
>Drive thru timer entering the triple digits, he stands there and looks in his bag, making sure his one item is there.
>Takes his time walking to his truck and leaving
>128 second time for a $5 order
I have more if people want. Share your shit, too.
>>552508203
I would like you to keep posting pls op, im bored
>>552509402
Alright stay tuned, I'll have another story in a sec
>>552508203
I'm interested, I always feel like an asshole using anything more than a $20 on any order that's not over $20.
I'm a spoiled rich kid, so I've never worked in a service industry, so these are always great to read.
Only thing about "customers" that I can complain about is some of them not knowing what goes into the industry in which I work, and expecting things done immediately like magic.
want more of this sexy slut /b/?
He'll no
>>552514787
>He'll no
how does one "no"?
Hey /b/ . Im back
Tits or nah?
What's up? Wanna get your tits out for us?
>>552514773
It's 345am in new jersey. Tits or gtfo
Wincest thread
ITT post your greentext stories
>>552511343
> be me age 21
> fuck ops mother while i make him eat his mothers shit
>>552511619
lost
/thread
>have sister
>coitus
who wants to offer me a movie deal for this story
baww thread
>>552506350
Lets get this started then:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4hmcy4zmM0
>>552506710
i think thats just a shitty sense of humor
What would you do if you love someone completely and absolutely and the other person doesn't and will never? Pic related, feels thread.
you lift weights
>>552503584
You go out more.
I'm in your situation now. I've been on the other end of things a few times in the past so it was only a matter of time really. I watched those girls get over it so I know you and I can too.
I'm in the same spot as you OP. you can't make anyone love you and we have to try and move on to someone els as hard as its going to be to try and let go.
/b/ raises a child
The Story of Opis Afag Part 2
>Raised by the loving hand of /b/
>Goes to prominent school for Mentally and Physically Disabled Youth
>Top of his class in African American Coercion and Jewish Intimidation Classes
>Had a crush on Eva B. But after a silly incident with ecstasy, drained all her blood and keeps her skin in a kite
Now our Opis got a new job! With his grades in African American Coercion, he impressed the people at the local zoo and was given a job handling the Wilds of Africa exhibit. He makes a good amount of money now, and is asking us what he should spend it on. He thinks he might want to pursue art, after how well Eva’s Kite turned out, but he isn’t sure.
0 or 5 picks his new hobby
Chess and D&D
Janitor on /b/
420 blazing it near Eva's corpse
Need rule 34 thread GO!
shall i dump?
>>552489749
let the dumping commence
will delivar
Make the bird eat the salmon, and then brush its teeth with the toothbrush
What are you, 12 faggot? Your penmanship is horrible ffs.
>>552494959
>put toothbrush in ass, use salmon as lube
>cum on bird
90's Nostalgia thread
if you haven't played gooey looey you haven't truly lived
>>552491667
ah man that looks so familiar
>>552491667
Well that's obvioulsy a fucktarded american invention.
Fucksake.
R 34 thread? nickalodeon stuff please if you have any
>>552480270
shrimp
>>552480270
Damn.
>>552481395
bump
Let's run a little experiment. /b/ is going to raise a child and we can see how his life turns out.
5 or 0 picks his name.
Opis Afag.
>>552489240
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>552489240
Ha!
Post slim amateur girls with extremely big boobs. G cup and below are not allowed.
well she's far from slim but got dayum.....
god damn. More please
>>552473270
Relatively compared to her boobs. No girl with a massive, natural rack is going to be a stick.
Young woman thread
>>552482675
we need to go younger
>>552482675
OP beginning dump
uh-oh
Loli thread
>No love
>>552470413
then you'll like this anon
https://mega.co.nz/#!NEME1YAY!TYAGbGeq_IS7u_LyguEjORcKb-SBfJNSlJyWmGRvVPI
you're welcome
>>552470532
first for stannis
>>552470532
foreskin chewing really kills my boner.
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