You need some ?
>>552340365
yes!
>>552340728
>>552341039
moar please
New pokeporn thread, old one reached the image limit
bumpity
In this thread I'm going to post creep shots and videos of my cousin. I would like you to enjoy masturbating to them as I have.
>>552317387
Post 'em then.
Red leader standing by
Red Ranger standing by
Red October standing by
No Picture standing by
So this weekend me and my girlfriend are going to this abandoned house and checking things out. In my area NOBODY goes their because apparently a teenager got dared to enter and only his phone was laying outside the place the next day. Apparently theirs some crazy homeless guy with several Axes who lives insides and kills anyone who enters me and my girl are bringing him a " Welcome Home " party sign as a peace offering lulz so /b/ how should me and her go about this? Any tips or anything at all? If we don't come back we will have our friends post results.
>>552295776
COME ON /B/ SOMEONES GOTTA HAVE SOME ADVICE!
Bring guns and flashlights.
>>552296435
No guns but we bringing a knife and flashlights.....do you guys think its real at all or like shit could this stuff be real me and her have balls of steel we want to prove everyone wrong but from what i heard from adults and other teenagers in my area i keep getting sketched out.
CHILDHOOD AUTISM THREAD
>be me
>be cleaning out room
>find disc entitled "My Documents" from when I was a kid
Join me /b/ros, on the journey to my childhood autism. I'm about to put the disc in. Let's see what's inside.
>>552291227
>>552291227
I'm lurking bro
Interested
fap to the picture below yours
>>552270042
That's a cute fucking pussy down there.
ITT: we post pictures of that one girl we've been stalking her FB profile forever, and have always wanted to bone.
This is easily one of the most pathetic sentences I've ever read. Get a life, dude.
>>552244936
Do you both live in a 3rd world country?
>>552245217
Turkey, so I'd say yes.
You Groove You Lose
because the other thread is shit.
God Mode: No remixes/dubstep
http://youtu.be/OET8SVAGELA
>>552264507
Based Gil-Scott Heron
Related:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm4zJSyxlOQ
>>552264906
I'm new here is prolly my favorite track.
Hadn't heard that version yet tho. +1 internets to you sir.
Moderat ((Modeselektor + Apparat))
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsdvv8LFrqY
So my laptop is in getting some repairs and I've been using my baby sisters this past week. Did some casual snooping around and came across a folder containing some interesting pics I'm assuming she sent to her boyfriend. I'm 20 and shes 17 what do?
>>552259617
dump said pic
>>552259617
find a photo on the internet that's not watermarked, faggot?
Fuck her right in the pussy
Anyone have any green text stories?
>>552247341
I have some laying around
Like the adventures of my buddy megaphone in high school
>>552247341
1/2
>>552247569
Proceed...
CONTINUING THE FRANK STORY
Original thread 404ed, sorry, guys, I can finish the story now, though.
>>552252063
Ba bump
>>552252063
is this real
>>552252063
“3 years”
“What?”
“You have three years, Franklin.”
>fucking melanoma
>i’m driving him home, and he says to come inside his house.
>he comes out with a picture of a woman and baby
>Frank, what is this?
“It’s a picture of my wife Elizabeth and our daughter Josanna.”
>Well, where are they?
>he just looks at me and i know what he means
>Oh God… how?
“House fire. I was the only one who made it out. We were married for three years, and Josanna, she was only 3 weeks old.”
>Why are you showing me this now?
“I’ll tell you, in time.”
>fast forward three more years
Pokemon box!
You know what to do.
Fat Anon and Frank thread Con'd from here
>>552247472
>>552248441
first bump
First for shitposting
inb4 rocky
>be me
>be 15
>fattest kid in high school
>tortured constantly by assholes
>i know i can lose weight, i just don't try
>worst bully of all is a lanky, skinny piece of shit
>let's just call him dipshit
>last day of school, thank god
>sit in the park to find peace
>there's an old man a few benches down, reading a newspaper
>i have a moment of absolute piece
"Hey, Anon"
>areyoufuckingkiddingme.jpg
>the unmistakable rasp of this douchebag's voice.
>think of Syndrome's voice, from the Incredibles
"Wanna ride my skateboard? Wait, no, you're so fat that you might break it."
>a terrible and badly worded insult, but it still fucking hurts
>i don't respond
"What the fuck is this? Are you trying to ignore me? It won't work. I know that you can see and hear me, lard-ass."
>uh-oh, doucheometor has hit the red section
"And as long as I know those two things I will never leave, fatty."
>he rambles for what seems like hours, some of his friends come along the same route and join in
>whowouldwanttobefriendswiththisguy.jpg
"Hey!"
>i hear a new voice.
>it's the old man a few benches down.
>dipshit looks over
"What do you want, gramps?
>the old man takes out a cigar and lights it, saying:
"I would not make fun of people's weight if I were you."
"Why not?"
"Because when your entire arm is skinnier than most men's dicks, you should realize you have a weight problem, too."
>mfw i hear this glorious insult.
>there's more, continue?
Continue faggot
faget
>>552226064
>all right, so dipshit and his friends just freeze
>instead of responding they just leave, extremely embarrassed that their leader was told by an old man.
>i look at the old man
>he's literally staring off into the direction the pack of assholes are leaving
>just before they round the corner, he yells:
"I see you're turning in the direction of the gay bar!"
>there was indeed, a gay bar in the direction they were turning
>ilostmyshit.jpg
>they stopped for one second
>the best comeback they had was yelling:
"FUCK YOU!"
>they shouldn't have said that
>the old man countered it perfectly
"Fuck ME? No, sorry, I don't want to join your little orgy later. And what are you doing interested in someone my age, anyway?"
>here i am, sitting on this bench, losing my shit because of this old man's insults
>he then makes sure they leave, and then sits down next to me
>we begin to chat
