Wincest thread
ITT post your greentext stories
>>552511343
> be me age 21
> fuck ops mother while i make him eat his mothers shit
>>552511619
lost
/thread
>have sister
>coitus
who wants to offer me a movie deal for this story
baww thread
>>552506350
Lets get this started then:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4hmcy4zmM0
>>552506710
i think thats just a shitty sense of humor
What would you do if you love someone completely and absolutely and the other person doesn't and will never? Pic related, feels thread.
you lift weights
>>552503584
You go out more.
I'm in your situation now. I've been on the other end of things a few times in the past so it was only a matter of time really. I watched those girls get over it so I know you and I can too.
I'm in the same spot as you OP. you can't make anyone love you and we have to try and move on to someone els as hard as its going to be to try and let go.
/b/ raises a child
The Story of Opis Afag Part 2
>Raised by the loving hand of /b/
>Goes to prominent school for Mentally and Physically Disabled Youth
>Top of his class in African American Coercion and Jewish Intimidation Classes
>Had a crush on Eva B. But after a silly incident with ecstasy, drained all her blood and keeps her skin in a kite
Now our Opis got a new job! With his grades in African American Coercion, he impressed the people at the local zoo and was given a job handling the Wilds of Africa exhibit. He makes a good amount of money now, and is asking us what he should spend it on. He thinks he might want to pursue art, after how well Eva’s Kite turned out, but he isn’t sure.
0 or 5 picks his new hobby
Chess and D&D
Janitor on /b/
420 blazing it near Eva's corpse
Need rule 34 thread GO!
shall i dump?
>>552489749
let the dumping commence
will delivar
Make the bird eat the salmon, and then brush its teeth with the toothbrush
What are you, 12 faggot? Your penmanship is horrible ffs.
>>552494959
>put toothbrush in ass, use salmon as lube
>cum on bird
90's Nostalgia thread
if you haven't played gooey looey you haven't truly lived
>>552491667
ah man that looks so familiar
>>552491667
Well that's obvioulsy a fucktarded american invention.
Fucksake.
R 34 thread? nickalodeon stuff please if you have any
>>552480270
shrimp
>>552480270
Damn.
>>552481395
bump
Let's run a little experiment. /b/ is going to raise a child and we can see how his life turns out.
5 or 0 picks his name.
Opis Afag.
>>552489240
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>552489240
Ha!
Post slim amateur girls with extremely big boobs. G cup and below are not allowed.
well she's far from slim but got dayum.....
god damn. More please
>>552473270
Relatively compared to her boobs. No girl with a massive, natural rack is going to be a stick.
Young woman thread
>>552482675
we need to go younger
>>552482675
OP beginning dump
uh-oh
Loli thread
>No love
>>552470413
then you'll like this anon
https://mega.co.nz/#!NEME1YAY!TYAGbGeq_IS7u_LyguEjORcKb-SBfJNSlJyWmGRvVPI
you're welcome
>>552470532
first for stannis
>>552470532
foreskin chewing really kills my boner.
Making GoT House Wallpapers. Feel free to request
>House name
>Motto
>Logo type
>background color
I must remind you, OP is drunk
>>552436413
how are you making them dude?
example. You got 1 hour
>>552436671
Photoshp[
Tumblr plans to fuck with us on the 4th of July /b/. So what are we going to do about this?
>>552460590
Give tumbler this.
You mean we're going to be overrun by retarded faggots? Gasp!
>Your mom
There's a troll brewing in my mind. Why shouldn't/can't we use this whole "#ShutDown4Chan" thing to our advantage? See pic related, why can't we do the same thing, make it look legit, but rather than posting real DDoS and proxy software, link them all to a virus in our picture. I have little to no knowledge of how any of it works, but if I did, that's what I'd start doing. If you make your own, post it here and link it, I'll start sharing it around on every social media I can.
I keep seeing these with different IP addresses. Just change IP address to Tumblr.
>>552460010
Self bump
>>552460608
Ohh. Very nice plan. I'd like to see tumblr crash and burn, but I'd also like to see it's users computers get fucked with my original plan. Tough choice.