creep thread
Bam
>>552552221
Awesome job whoever made that one.
Have you ever took some?
>>552552291
Thanks for sharing!
I'll post some of mine, too.
l0li thread
Fulfill both my fetishes.
loli feet. go.
Don't have feet but.. Bump.
>>552542484
>>552542581
bump
ask a self made millionaire anything
>>552547125
i'm a self made man you're a slave to your papa
i'm a R-R-R-ROCKSTAR
mix you with the bass and -drop ya-
>>552547125
Which business have you made your money in? How long did it take you to get to your current net worth?
How much longer until you kill yourself, pleb?
Continuing baww thread
>>552536038
Just waiting on people...
Posting this again... I just kinda need to talk right now.
My dad died when I was 15. Sure. Shit sucks. It happens, right? Mom marries a super fucking cool guy, life stabilizes, I'm happy again. They divorce when I'm 17. Shit sucks. It happens, right? I get kicked out of the house at 18 and have to live with my meth addicted aunt and uncle for a year, working a job I fucking hate for a year so I can try to go to college. Shit sucks. It happens, right? I make it to college, I lose a bunch of weight (80 lbs), and I make tons of friends. Life's good. I get a girlfriend at 20. Life's god. 2 years later. She breaks up with me and I'm no longer in contact with any of the friends I made. Shit sucks. It happens, right? I meet another girl. Fucking fantastic. Big, beautiful green eyes. A smile that could light up a room. Smart. Funny. Stunningly gorgeous. We hit it off, and we're having fun. Then BAM. Her fucking ex flies from fucking Greece to Germany to visit her out of fucking nowhere and say, 'OH MY GOD I MADE SUCH A FUCKING MISTAKE!11!!!'. We're no longer together.
Every fucking time something goo happens in my life, it's stripped away from me and I'm thrown to the ground. How many more fucking times can I take this before I just decide not to get back up? I'm fucking distraught right now.
>>552536038
Some old stuff but whatever I can't sleep anyway
>be me 16
>be beta faggot try-hard
>ask a hot girl in school out "I was kinda wondering if you might, go it with me, maybe?"
> says no, laughs, get bullied a lot at school afterwards
> parents pull me out of school for my safety and start homeschooling me.
>17 y.o. sister still goes to public school
> get super depressed from lack of any kind of social development whatsoever
> parents send me to psychiatrist
> she makes me feel worse about my self
> setting in my room one day playing oblivion
> sister walks in sits on my bed next to me.
"What's wrong Anon?"
>Tell her everything that happened, I was lonely, wanted someone to be with, like all the other happy couples in school
> she puts a hand on my inner thigh
> weird boner
> whispers in my ear "would you like me to help alleviate your loneliness?“
>I look away but nod in approval
Pic related, it's her.
and.....
>>552539467
Fuck her right in the pussy. Post pics. Confirmed wincest.
I'd gladly have her alleviate my everything
Hi guys! Me and my mates are a three piece band from Sweden called The common blue. We have made just one demo and would love to hear som oppinions on it.
The style is like Pink Floyd The dark side of the moon album
https://soundcloud.com/the-common-blue
Where did you get that wallpaper?
honestly no idea, haha
>>552542097
Carmelaine Antonio
Thoughts on Backpage escorts?
This hottie is supposedly local to me. $500 for 4 hours. Seems like a decent deal. Should be able to still bust a few nuts in 4 hours at my age.
I am suspicious, though. This pic (EXIF / TinEye yourself) is about 4 years old.
Anyone in the US done the CL/Backpage escort thing? Any tips or hints?
>>552543662
just ask her to timestamp those tatties
http://www.hotbabesportal.com/gallery/monroe-lee-mirror-shots-in-a-tiny-thong/
>>552543801
Well, then.... Isn't that special.
Seems unlikely to be same woman.
Howd you make that match?
ITT: Incest stories
Ill start
>Be me, 14
>My aunt was having a birthday party for her son
>Aunt is 27 or so
>Hot as fuck
>Party was getting load, so I went into her room to sit down
>She was in the room, being the faggot I was, I didn't knock.
>She is in her bra, she was changing shirts
>She turns and sees me
>I can't help but stare, her breasts were amazing
>She smiles, and walks to the door to shut it
Pic unrelated.
Cont?
Carry on.
>>552507447
Is that fucking Egoraptor?
>>552507447
just go on faggot
Advice thread.
No problem is too big or small. No judging involved. I'm here to help however I can. I don't have all the answers, but I can hear you out and do my best. We're all friends here, so come on in and get it off your chest.
Ignore the inevitable trolls.
>>552489608
bump
>>552489649
bump x2
>>552489608
Here goes nothing.
I'm a single parent and my daughter, 13, is my only child. My wife died giving birth to her.
Our life is pretty normal, we are close, no secret between us. But you see, lately she's starting to flirt with me and checking me out, so to speak.
Now I know she's at that age when her hormones are literally driving her crazy. I knew from the very beginning that she would end up attracted to the opposite sex. I just didn't think her object of affection would be ... me.
As a result, things get a bit awkward, at least on my end. She seems to have no problem not-so-subtly flirting with her old man.
So yeah, it's a pickle. Maybe this is just a phase and there's a good chance she would grow out of it. But the problem is, she reminds me of her mom. She's like, a much younger version of her. And it's driving me nuts cause I started to see my late wife in her.
So, as anons of 4chan often said, what do?
Last thread 404'd.
I'll start with a story, move into shit I hate, then probably more stories.
>Yesterday
>Be Taco Bell Team Member
>Working drive thru, 3-10 shift
>On my own until 6 when the closer comes in
>No biggie I got this
>*Ding* in headseat
>Immediate roaring of a diesel truck traveling directly through my auditory canal
>"Hi, how're you doing today?"
>"Burrito Supreme, medium Pepsi."
>"Will that be all for you today?"
>"Yup"
>"Ok, would you like any Hot, Fire, or--"
>Microphone shuts off, means he pulled forward already.
>Brings his big ass diesel truck to the window, but on the far side of the drive thru
>Has to get out of the vehicle to walk over and reach the window.
>Tell him his total, he looks in his wallet
>Nothing but hundos
>It's a $5 order
>fuckinghell.png
>Gives me one, hand him his drink
>Now I have to go drop the hundred in the safe, come back, grab my manager's keys, pull out $80 from my dropbox, open my drawer and pull out the rest
>By the time I give him his change, his food is already in his hands.
>Drive thru timer entering the triple digits, he stands there and looks in his bag, making sure his one item is there.
>Takes his time walking to his truck and leaving
>128 second time for a $5 order
I have more if people want. Share your shit, too.
>>552508203
I would like you to keep posting pls op, im bored
>>552509402
Alright stay tuned, I'll have another story in a sec
>>552508203
I'm interested, I always feel like an asshole using anything more than a $20 on any order that's not over $20.
I'm a spoiled rich kid, so I've never worked in a service industry, so these are always great to read.
Only thing about "customers" that I can complain about is some of them not knowing what goes into the industry in which I work, and expecting things done immediately like magic.
want more of this sexy slut /b/?
He'll no
>>552514787
>He'll no
how does one "no"?
Hey /b/ . Im back
Tits or nah?
What's up? Wanna get your tits out for us?
>>552514773
It's 345am in new jersey. Tits or gtfo
Wincest thread
ITT post your greentext stories
>>552511343
> be me age 21
> fuck ops mother while i make him eat his mothers shit
>>552511619
lost
/thread
>have sister
>coitus
who wants to offer me a movie deal for this story
baww thread
>>552506350
Lets get this started then:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4hmcy4zmM0
>>552506710
i think thats just a shitty sense of humor
