Someone suggested a "This is Teleiophile Privilege" Tumblr campaign.
Basically, point out how pedophiles have to deal with things that normal people don't and present it as Privuhlij(tm). Because it's presented as privilege, Tumblr would either (A)get up in arms about sick fucks not being allowed to be suck fucks, (B)or get mad that said sick fucks are whining.
Option A means Tumblr supports pedophiles.
Option B means Tumblr supports privilege.
>Teleiophile privilege is being able to admit to having a girlfriend without being ostracized.
>Teleiophile privilege is being able to pick up girls in public.
>Teleiophile privilege is not living in fear of being outed.
>Teleiophile privilege is not being threatened with death and castration for your attractions.
>Teleiophile privilege is being able to talk to a therapist without fear that you'll be reported.
>Teleiophile privilege is being able to keep your porn out in the open.
What else is there? I have a feeling that this is an untapped goldmine of SJW anger.
lol didn't read
>>552949018
Basically tell Tumblr that they have to accept pedophiles or they're a bunch of privileged shitlords.
Watch them get confused and angry.
>>552948783
this has potential
Black/Mixed woman appreciation thread.
>>552939012
here's some omegle tits
Average girls you would bang thread
>>552943445
this now Kim thread - the real queen of /b/
>>552943445
thats just plain ugly
My Sister Sleeping without bra
with open lips for...
she needs a hat...PUT A HAT ON HER NOW!
>>552906036
better shove ur dick in there
how is there no webm thread? webm thread!
some monroe
family thing
bump - enjoy
ITT: pictures like this
>>552912212
saw this in a thread today and wondered if there was any more like it
Will post my collection.
Requesting more of this shit.
someone posted an awkward sex stories thread and deleted it or maybe i took too long cringing/typing.
i need to let this story out of my mind and into the wild. i die a little every time i remember this shit
>be me, total beta virgin, maybe 3 years ago
>friend's sister is in town, she really likes it here and gets a job at a strip club
>she's pretty hot, obviously slutty, ends up staying in my room because he can't accommodate her and she doesn't want to pay for a hotel or whatever. (i don't really know, she was banking so much from her job)
>first few nights she slept on my couch, eventually i said you can take the bed if you want but she suggested we share it
>sleep next to her in my bed, literally the first time i've ever shared a bed with a woman, instant erection. for the first night i couldn't even sleep. feeling her warmth next to me kept my heart beating so fast. i was literally afraid of moving for fear of waking her up
>second night i waited until she was asleep and put my arm around her, she pushed her body into mine, causing my full erection to press against her ass. i literally couldn't even breathe. i had no idea what to do so i focused on controlling my breathing and enjoying the moment. i was so confused, she had to feel it. nothing more happened, though, i tried to make it seem like i was asleep for a long time until she rolled onto her back, and then i tried to give her back her personal space without making it obvious i spent the last three hours watching her sleep... i might have managed like an hour of sleep that night
this just covers the first week or two of the ~2 months she lived with me. does anyone want the rest? it takes me a while to type this, i could just put this shit back in the vault and play games
>>552894589
I'll bump you once OP, but after that you're going to need to deliver. Whatever you type, save it to a document in case you want to try later.
>>552895895
I'm curious, I had a similar kind of progression with the girl I lost my virginity to.
PICS. NAO.
Or at least details.
Ok /b/, Story time.
Post the Story how you recived your First Blowjob.
>Be me 14yo
>Smoking behind school with female friend, we call her Lisa
>Winter, so i was allowed to warm my Hands on her Titties.
>i say i got a Boner because of the Titties.
>She wantz to see it.
>Show her, but putting it back in fast because of Cold.
>She wantz to see again, tell her no because Cold.
>She grabs my Donger and says she is gonna keep it warm.
>Fuckyes.jpg
>She plays with my Benis and my Balls.
>Thatfeel.gif
>Ask her if she can suck me.
>She only wantz to lick it, not taking it in the Mouth.
>After 3 Seconds of Licking she says that it tastes Amazing and takes it in the Mouth.
>Cumming after 3 Minutes of Sucking.
>She never was my gf, she just sucked me now and then when she wanted.
>inb4 My English sucks like she did.
>16
>have gf
>eventually get bj's off her
yeah, not that interesting
>>552904816
> Be me.
> We drink because of school's ending.
> Party hard in local club.
> Going half-drunk to WC.
> Open zipper, pull the equipment.
> Feel someone touching me.
> Damn, it's some chick.
> She holds my pipe while I pee.
> WTF?!
> Stopped peeing, she starts to lick me.
> WTF?! I was just peeing!
> Feel good, cum buckets!
> She smiles, walks away.
> Walk outside, she's nowhere around.
> Never see her again.
Damn...
>>552905462
Succubus
Would you a horse?
>>552899690
No because I like girl butts so much better
>>552899690
My doctor recommended I cut back on a horse. Strictly b now
Sarah works for the science centre in Glasgow. Would you let her teach you about science?
>Search OPs...
>Webm
>No results
Webm thread
>>552898174
sauce plz
Life hacks thread?
>bending, and breaking
>dat comma
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlA_YXDm9bg
Favourite pornstar thread
>>552893087
Who's that then ?
>>552893221
how is your summer?
![BA4E3E56F00CF3257E5EE3C515686E05[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DJTLf0F.jpg "BA4E3E56F00CF3257E5EE3C515686E05[1]")
ITT: You remember that song you lose
Starting with godmode, you all just lost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymNFyxvIdaM
>>552887514
I don't remember this shit at all and it sucks and OP is a fag.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsfnuyyjaB0
>>552887514
Lost pretty fucking hard. Good one.
