Rule34 thread
lurkin
Lucario thread?
Didn't you do this earlier today already?
Aaaaaaand derailed.
>>552975494
Yup, but it was derailed by a newfag who was new to the internet.
Well /b/, this is goodbye. I know none of you know who I am, but that's the reason I'm telling you all.
I'm 18. I had been dating an absolutely amazing girl for 2 years until I found out she'd been cheating on me. I live in california. She lives in Arizona. I've never truly held her, and I've only seen her through skype, but we were happy.
Her name is Michelle. She's the kindest, sweetest, most giving person I've ever met, despite a bad family background and various abuses and assaults.
Her dad was an abusive drunk who cheated on her mother. And her mother almost ended up where I am now. But even through all of that, she maintained a brave face. She found a reason to smile, and it motivated me.
I never believed in myself. I was a half-decent athlete, a mediocre musician, and a B/C student. I figured that when I turned 18, I would just end it. But as corny as this sounds, she saved me from myself. She believed in me so genuinely, told me I was the best runner when I would come in 3rd or 4th place. Told me I was a great guitarist when I'd miss half the notes on a song...
Basically, I believed in the her that believed in me. I'm now a decently accomplished athlete, play in a band, and my grades have improved. I wanted to live up to her expectations of me, and be the person who she thought so fondly of.
I was in love.
But as I started to get more busy with these things to try and live up to those expectations, I started losing time to talk to her.
In January, this guy shows up at her school, and tries to tell her that LDRs aren't relationships, and that despite the two years she and I had spent together, and the love that we had for eachother, she wasn't happy.
She told him to fuck off, and I left it at that.
>>552962023
I'm going to read this now, hope you dont die before im done
If you kill yourself over a girl you are the biggest idiot in this world.
At the very least come up with a good reason,or kill the guy at the very least.
But I was getting busier, and she wasn't getting the attention she thought she deserved from me. This guy was persistient, and on March 11th, while I was at an adoption for a friend, she went out with him.
She brought me not being around enough about a month later on April 11th. I tried to make a change, but he was still taking her places, and whenever I tried to contact her, she wasn't around.
This repeated in may, and then again in june.
June was starting off well. I was done with sports and academics for the season, and I had time for her. Spent every day and every night talking to her.
Then on June 11th, it happened. I texted her that morning with no reply. And while I was trying to train new musicians for a show I had the next day (my band's bass player quit), she fucked the guy she was cheating on me with.
She wouldn't talk to me that day, or the next.
Even on Friday, she was avoiding me, and I was getting worried. I looked at her facebook account to see what was going on, but I couldn't see any posts. I went on to my other facebook account, and saw tons of posts from this guy taking her places, places she told me about, and asked me about, but never told me she was going with this guy.
I confronted her about it that night, and she confessed to everything. I was heartbroken, hurt, pissed off, you name it, I was.
But that didn't change the fact that I loved this girl. Call me a fool, but 3 months doesn't ruin 2 years. I didn't want this to tear us apart, I wanted to work past it.
She feels so guilty about it all that she wont listen to reason anymore. She's blocked me out of basically everything.
I've been trying to tell her that I've forgiven her, and trying to make her see that I still love her, but she doesn't believe me. She thinks I'll just post her contact info here, or post any nudes I had of her to get revenge.
(Apologies. This is a long post and I've had some issues getting it copied and pasted)
>implying
>>552953019
fucking stupid retarded faggot thread?
fucking stupid retarded faggot thread.
I want the peace and joy in your mind
Someone suggested a "This is Teleiophile Privilege" Tumblr campaign.
Basically, point out how pedophiles have to deal with things that normal people don't and present it as Privuhlij(tm). Because it's presented as privilege, Tumblr would either (A)get up in arms about sick fucks not being allowed to be suck fucks, (B)or get mad that said sick fucks are whining.
Option A means Tumblr supports pedophiles.
Option B means Tumblr supports privilege.
>Teleiophile privilege is being able to admit to having a girlfriend without being ostracized.
>Teleiophile privilege is being able to pick up girls in public.
>Teleiophile privilege is not living in fear of being outed.
>Teleiophile privilege is not being threatened with death and castration for your attractions.
>Teleiophile privilege is being able to talk to a therapist without fear that you'll be reported.
>Teleiophile privilege is being able to keep your porn out in the open.
What else is there? I have a feeling that this is an untapped goldmine of SJW anger.
lol didn't read
>>552949018
Basically tell Tumblr that they have to accept pedophiles or they're a bunch of privileged shitlords.
Watch them get confused and angry.
>>552948783
this has potential
Black/Mixed woman appreciation thread.
>>552939012
here's some omegle tits
Average girls you would bang thread
>>552943445
this now Kim thread - the real queen of /b/
>>552943445
thats just plain ugly
My Sister Sleeping without bra
with open lips for...
she needs a hat...PUT A HAT ON HER NOW!
>>552906036
better shove ur dick in there
how is there no webm thread? webm thread!
some monroe
family thing
bump - enjoy
ITT: pictures like this
>>552912212
saw this in a thread today and wondered if there was any more like it
Will post my collection.
Requesting more of this shit.
someone posted an awkward sex stories thread and deleted it or maybe i took too long cringing/typing.
i need to let this story out of my mind and into the wild. i die a little every time i remember this shit
>be me, total beta virgin, maybe 3 years ago
>friend's sister is in town, she really likes it here and gets a job at a strip club
>she's pretty hot, obviously slutty, ends up staying in my room because he can't accommodate her and she doesn't want to pay for a hotel or whatever. (i don't really know, she was banking so much from her job)
>first few nights she slept on my couch, eventually i said you can take the bed if you want but she suggested we share it
>sleep next to her in my bed, literally the first time i've ever shared a bed with a woman, instant erection. for the first night i couldn't even sleep. feeling her warmth next to me kept my heart beating so fast. i was literally afraid of moving for fear of waking her up
>second night i waited until she was asleep and put my arm around her, she pushed her body into mine, causing my full erection to press against her ass. i literally couldn't even breathe. i had no idea what to do so i focused on controlling my breathing and enjoying the moment. i was so confused, she had to feel it. nothing more happened, though, i tried to make it seem like i was asleep for a long time until she rolled onto her back, and then i tried to give her back her personal space without making it obvious i spent the last three hours watching her sleep... i might have managed like an hour of sleep that night
this just covers the first week or two of the ~2 months she lived with me. does anyone want the rest? it takes me a while to type this, i could just put this shit back in the vault and play games
>>552894589
I'll bump you once OP, but after that you're going to need to deliver. Whatever you type, save it to a document in case you want to try later.
>>552895895
I'm curious, I had a similar kind of progression with the girl I lost my virginity to.
PICS. NAO.
Or at least details.
Ok /b/, Story time.
Post the Story how you recived your First Blowjob.
>Be me 14yo
>Smoking behind school with female friend, we call her Lisa
>Winter, so i was allowed to warm my Hands on her Titties.
>i say i got a Boner because of the Titties.
>She wantz to see it.
>Show her, but putting it back in fast because of Cold.
>She wantz to see again, tell her no because Cold.
>She grabs my Donger and says she is gonna keep it warm.
>Fuckyes.jpg
>She plays with my Benis and my Balls.
>Thatfeel.gif
>Ask her if she can suck me.
>She only wantz to lick it, not taking it in the Mouth.
>After 3 Seconds of Licking she says that it tastes Amazing and takes it in the Mouth.
>Cumming after 3 Minutes of Sucking.
>She never was my gf, she just sucked me now and then when she wanted.
>inb4 My English sucks like she did.
>16
>have gf
>eventually get bj's off her
yeah, not that interesting
>>552904816
> Be me.
> We drink because of school's ending.
> Party hard in local club.
> Going half-drunk to WC.
> Open zipper, pull the equipment.
> Feel someone touching me.
> Damn, it's some chick.
> She holds my pipe while I pee.
> WTF?!
> Stopped peeing, she starts to lick me.
> WTF?! I was just peeing!
> Feel good, cum buckets!
> She smiles, walks away.
> Walk outside, she's nowhere around.
> Never see her again.
Damn...
>>552905462
Succubus
Would you a horse?
>>552899690
No because I like girl butts so much better
>>552899690
My doctor recommended I cut back on a horse. Strictly b now
Sarah works for the science centre in Glasgow. Would you let her teach you about science?
