only the sexiest feet
I can't tell if thats a guy or not, good job OP you ruined your own thread
itt: We make games
Need Company Name and Player Name
>Company name: Shrektivision
>Player name: Lucifer niggerbastard
Just for you
>>553109774
He's a Bastar though.
To long.
Company Name: Angry Cock
Player Name: Nazi Goreng
Risk Europe edition.
Claim countries like this:
>Preferred name
>Starting location
>Color
Have this in every post you make:
>Preferred name
>Leader name (if necessary)
>Allies
>NAPs
>War
>>553105148
u r ded.
Not big souprise
>>553105437
Shut oup
>>553105148
Boomp
can someone post women with smaller that average boobies, that means no chillens!
i will also continue
>>553114030
Am I doin it right op?
free bumb
monitoring
/b/, I have a problem. I lurk too much. How can I force myself to participate?
I have been on various imageboards for 3 years now, and I have made a total of ~10 posts.
Help? Also, loli thread.
Just came home from work.
Now teens!
No cp please!
cp request detected
Go on
come on /b/ros I wanna hear how fuck up you were in high school!
>>553084638
Posted on 4chan
Pushed my teacher off a chair
she broke her arm.
Made it look like an accident.
Bitch had it coming
>17 tabs in a teachers H20 bottle
>not me but oh well story time niggers shut the fuck up
>teacher rolls up
>PAPER IN MY WATER BOTTLE?
>OH WELL
>Last 15 minutes of class were taught by a wizard
>Final bell, everyone rats out the kid who did it near-simultaneously. Too funny.
Hey /b! let's a get a good Self shot thread!
>no cp. let's make it last!
>>553083274
>>no cp
OP is virtually begging for CP
>>553083836
patiently waiting now
>>553083274
bump
SNAPCHAT THREAD
Username: itsallaboutiz
she's gonna be a high school freshman next year. not sure if she likes dick pics so i guess we're gonna have to find out. will post pics of her for you sick fucks
you faggots better post some snapchat usernames
>>553097657
no thanks, i'm good.
Sedgyfergo
>>553098381
you're a faggot
what the fuck is this, /b/?
>>553084402
it's a power relay
I believe that is the flux capacitor for a faggot detector.
>>553084402
Relays are used where it is necessary to control a circuit by a low-power signal
Relays were used extensively in telephone exchanges and early computers to perform logical operations.
YLYL thread go.
>>553068349
wot
defuq
Ask an Australian copper anything.
NSW.
Yes, same from last year.
>>553063957
Why does your country football team suck so much?
is there any way to get a proper cop hat, not a cap, with the emblem?
>>553064118
because australians are good at every sport that doesn't matter
Some faggot made a video explaining why he left 4chan, how do you feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hhx6IfKrvEQ
This was the thread that was made a few days ago, and I thought I wouldn't care but by the end of it I did.
Dude was a self important/self righteous ass. I was bothered, so I decided to make a counter point video. Finished it the day of, but I didn't publish it until just now. I figured I'd make this thread for the hell of it. A couple of Anon's wanted to see the video, so I figured maybe some body might want to see it too.
Either which way I think that guy's a super fag.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLt3vKWgJKI
>>553033579
I find it hilarious that you say that so much.
>>553033579
The problem was he only used 4chan for /a/ and /jp/.
Measure up time /b/
So I recently heard that the average woman takes 11 minutes to get fully "warmed up". And that the average man ejaculates in only 3 minutes. If most people have sex like this on the planet that's just sad and lame to me.
My wife complains when I take too long to stick it in her, begs for it, and even tries to mount me before she's all that wet sometimes. I think I average AT LEAST 15 minutes before I release that sweet juice in her...
So what's your averages?
>>553058472
5-10 mins for the 1st nut, 15-20 after the 1st time.
45 mins -forever if ive done coke
Hit or miss with alcohol
30 mins or so if stoned
Depends. When I have her over I usually force her to take a shower with me and feel her up and make her wash me. Then I'll put her in a diaper and we'll watch like Vikings or some shit. After about two hours of calling her a good girl and playing with her body she's practically begging to suck my dick. I allow her to do so but make it apparent she's not doing a good enough job. So then I'll fuck her for .. eh.. 15-20 minutes while she drips all over my god damn couch and I yell at her for it. When I cum in her she'll prance to the bathroom doing that "Jizz is inside me walk" and then I'll force her to make me tacos as I play video games.
.. so my average is about the same as yours.
average of 45-90 minutes for me
gf sometimes goes dry before i finish
Caliber for suicide?
So, I've decided to use a gun. What kind of gun would be the best to end my life? Obviously a shotgun, but what kind of bullets and caliber?
Also, what kind of hand guns would be good? I'd guess 9mm is too small?
...you shouldn't be handling guns if you don't know that shotguns use shells which re measured in gauge, not caliber.
Just stab yourself or something.
>>553070516
Why do faggots commit suicide you fucking lost @ the game kid
>>553070730
fuck your fancy words you elitist faggot
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