Lets do it.
YLYL
no fucking bananas.
Regards.
R
I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the first comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Peter Griffin for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that I will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; Abraham Lincoln, the fish I caught in the third grade, my light in my room because i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on the bodybuilding forums, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the first is truly amazing, thank you everyone.
no porn webm. thread?
porn webm.thread
where da black wimmenz at?
>>595821933
sauce?
oooh hollywood
jesus, how many photos did this whore take?
>>595840969
Name? I think I know this bitch
>>595841344
i think its jennifer lawrence
Loli Thread
Nudes you shouldn't share
>>595820360
ugh, keep that one to yourself
MOTHER AND SON
>>595823179
damn resolution
interested in this thread
Story time 4chan
>Be me 16
>4/10 super BETAFAG
>Best friend freaking 10/10 really hot like really
>Always tease me
>One day by accident i tell her i like her
>She says that's ok.
>Horyshet.jpg
>Tfwwhenimabouttohaveagf.jpg
>She says if i was you i would do the same
>Says that it is a nice dream but nothing more than a dream
>Feelbadman.jpg
>I say ok but you are still my friend right?
>She says always, i will always be your friend
>A this moment masturbating to a facebook pic of her crying share me your stories of frienzone 4chan
Well you shouldn't aim that high. Your fault.
>>595837598
>be me
>fucked your mom while your dad watched
>>595837910
I know i was foolish now i am 19 i would say a solid 6/10.She is still my friend but i don't think i can ever tell her i still have feelings for her again after that tragedy.
ITT : God tier greentext stories/copypastas
>>595824922
I don't have it but
she forgot her swimsuit,
what a cute view
nice blanket, where did you get it?
loli thread faggots
What I would give to lick some lolitwat.
Nintengirls Rule 34 Thread #3
Last thread >>595814483
Taking requests again
>>595820652
samus pl0x
>>595820825
Oh God /b/ it hurts.
She rejected me last night.
It hurts so fucking much.
It feels like I've been gut-punched by Ivan Drago. Or drop-kicked in the sternum by a fucking Kangaroo.
Why does it hurt so much?
>>595825477
Lust OP,
Let that piece of shit of a girl you know, and move on there's plenty of fish in the sea.
>>595825477
Just imagine how much more it would have hurt if this were a relationship crashing and burning rather than not taking off at all.
>>595825477
you dont miss too much.
all women are cunts.
thats nature
ITT: Post your desktops, judge anons based on them.
>No cleaning
In Cloud9 we trust.
Check em
Last thread disappeared, posting again. Ask a tetragametic chimera hermaphrodite anything. :)
>>595798951
timestamp
>>595798951
Hows your sex life?
What do you identify as?
