>Dolphins are capable of manipulating their vaginal muscles in order to provide maximum pleasure. Women cannot
>Dolphins secrete a substance that allows you to endlessly ejaculate as long as your dick remains in the vagina. women cannot
>Dolphins cannot cheat on you as they do not form lasting, intimate relationships. Women can, and not only can, buy enjoy doing it
>Dolphins do not mind if you fuck another dolphin. A woman will kill you if you fuck another woman
>Dolphins don't mind if you cum inside either. She won't force you to pay child support for 18 years like a woman. She can't even get pregnant
>Dolphins won't leave you for another dolphin with more money. Dolphins do not have a system of currency and are not consumer whores like women
>If you are the submissive type, dolphins can be aggressive, and far more convincingly aggressive, not like a 140 pound bitch who doesn't scare anyone
>Dolphins do not expect you to spend exorbitant amounts of money on them
>Dolphins give up easily
>Dolphins do not demand superior rights to men
>Dolphins do not organize dolphinwalks
>You can ride a dolphin through the ocean
>Dolphins are more intelligent than women
Everything a real woman can do, a dolphin does better, and without being a bitch. So /b/, why haven't you fucked a glorious dolphin yet?
Because I haven't been able.
kek
>>596038032
because they are so fucking slippery i can't catch them
>>596038032
How does one go about fucking a dolphin? Where does one acquire this piece of hardware?
post the most fucked up shit you've got
>>596051047
What the fuck is this shit? MODS! What the fuck is wrong with people?
>>596051047
Fucking saved!
Sharpie challenge take 2 ?
Double = +1
Triple = +2
0 last digit = -1
00 last digit /2
000 last digit = x2
challenge end when i run out of sharpie and i win , or when i cant take much , then i lost
A SHARPIE IN POOPER CHALLENGE? You better fucking deliver faggot.
BUMP
>>596046888
>888
rekt
>>596046888
This is a good start.
skinny bitches
bamp
ITT facebook friends you fap to
someone asked for it, you still here ?
Wallpaper Thread!
i'll contriboot a bit
R34 thread
damn. raven is hot
ANON DELIVAR!!
how bout u do it?
LOLI THREAD!
>>596037656
Sauce?
>>596037783
filename - google it.
Asian amateur thread anyone?
Got lots I'll post, want to see stuff I haven't seen.
Let's get it going.
You save you lose.
If you lose you post a different image.
easy
>>596020547
Bumping to get it going
>>596020547
sauce?
Hi guys. Horny anon here, I'm a bit tired of watching porn. Used to play things like Sim Date RPG when I was underagedb& a decade ago.
Looking for something along those lines to play. Just played huniepop (I even paid for it!), and while I love the gameplay it's not... porny enough for me.
Any recommendation etc would be appreciated. I'm going to bump 'n' dump the CG rips.
>>596015643
gonna lurk hard in this thread
>>596015643
Huniepop was way too easy.
>>596015817
It does have a difficulty setting. Gonna change it when I play as a female.
Pretty sure they're going to patch the game as well at valentines.
TL;DR: What do is the most-dangerous/violent/crime-ridden city in in the United States? Also, ghetto city stories?
If I had to come up with a list of the most-dangerous cities in America, it'd be something like this:
1.) Detroit, Pontiac, Saginaw, & Flint, Mi
2.) Gary, Indianapolis, & East Chicago, In
3.) Camden, Patterson, Newark, Trenton, & East Orange, NJ
4.) Chicago, Rockford, & East St. Louis, Il
5.) Memphis, Tn
6.) Oakland, Stockton, Fresno, & Richmond, Ca
7.) St. Louis, & Kansas City, Mo
8.) New Orleans, & Baton Rouge, La
9.) Cleveland, Cincinnati, Dayton, Akron, & Youngstown, Oh
10.) Baltimore, Md
11.) Washington D.C.
12.) Philadelphia, & Chester, Pa
13.) Birmingham, Mobile, & Prichard, Al
14.) Jackson, Ms
15.) Little Rock, Pine Bluff, & West Memphis, Ar
16.) Atlanta, Ga
17.) Houston, & Dallas, Tx
18.) Wilmington, De
19.) Oklahoma City, & Tulsa Ok
20.) Bridgeport, & New Haven, Ct
21.) Milwaukee, Wi
22.) Albuquerque, NM
23.) Omaha, Ne
24.) Topeka, & Wichita, Ks
25.) Phoenix, & Tucson, Az
For the record, I'm from Arizona and currently live in the Phoenix Metro area, and there's certainly crime here, but I haven't been out fucking around and getting myself in to trouble for years, so I don't have many good stories to post. However, it'd definitely be cool to hear some stories from people from cities around the U.S.
So, what do you are the worst of the worst cities in America?
> Pic related: A police car from the Oakland Bay Area that was vandalized after the George Zimmerman verdict.
>>596019381
>>596019381
>>596019381
Find where the highest proportion of nignogs are and you will have your answer.
Seeing as I am aware that there is danger in every city in America, here's a picture of a pistol I bought (and got a really good deal on) last week.
Also, what are some forms of personal protection that some of you have? And have you ever had to use it or almost use it?
>>596019443
This seems to be a common thought amongst people on this board. I came across this thread while searching for something on Google Images a a while back and saved it to be able to post in threads like this.
Btw, where are you from/do you live now?
Brisbane Nudes Thread?
hmm...very nice
bumping in hopes of seeing some slut I used to be friends with
ITT: Other peoples OC saved from "promise not to share" threads
>>595989010
More of this
