ITT: We pretend to be from other countries.
I'll start.
>Be Japanese
>Wake up, get scolded by parents for having a poor grade.
>Get on my bike
>Drive to school
>Suddenly get hit by huge wave of water
>Wipe out
>Continue to school
>Sit near window in the back of the classroom
>Annoying...
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Be American
>drive to shooting range
>shoot muh assault rifle cause muh freedom
>go to wallmart
>buy ice cream, riding one of those cool scooters
>drive home
>eat ice cream watching TV
>Be french
>Wake up
>Drink wine
>Talk with friends about how you are against guns
>Get shot by two terrorist
Be Greek
> Wake up and have tea
> Eat pita bread with chubby wife
> Whine about greek depression by getting signs and protesting
> After being assaulted by tear gas and billy sticks, goes to mykonos island to party like pauly d
> Wakes up to a white girl from new york
> Run from the underside of the bridge where I woke up to run to the house and sleep next to chubby wifeComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
MILF Monday
>>596258449
It's Tuesday you fucking idiot.
I'm trying to get a girl I know to "accidentally" see my dick. What is the best way to do that? I'm thinking have it on my phone and have her look at another photo and then flip through to it and act like I didnt know it was there.
how about you stop being beta and whip it out faggot
or should i just send it to her email and maybe she will send something back?
>>596258973
i cant whip it out at work
Loli Thread
Why?
>>596259736
y not nigga
>>596259590
go on...
Drawthread: i dont have green text edition
>new drawfriends are always welcomed
>dont repost too much
>dont feed faggits
Waiting for the follow-up of that femanon request.
>>596237708
i misread that as renamon.
Requesting this bear saying "skate to muh prison cell Sam R"
Why is this girls pussy so perfect /b/?
She hasn't met any of us yet
What about spanish culture/traditions?
Visca Catalunya lliure!
>>596221261
Gora Euskadi Askatuta
We torture animals for fun.
can we start a loli thread people?
sure you can
Bump
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Post your ideal breasts.
Big, small, doesn't matter.
Go ahead.
10/10 asian girls thread
>>596233786
>10/10
>asian
pick one
gonna need some sort of link OP
>>596233786
source pls ?
hi /b/ im here to a sharpie in the pooper challenge , 3e try , first time i loose the challenge , second time i didint deliver for some personnal reason ( gf get back to home earlier )
So this time i deliver for sure and i'll try to win.
+ picture will be taken with a good resolution if you be nice with me.
rule are simple this time
-Double pair = +1
-Triple pair = +2
-Double impair = -1
-Triple impair = -2
-Quad have the same value than triple ,
- Win if i run out of sharpie
- Lose if i dont deliver
But I'm not gaaaaaaay. Howz this gonna work?
>>596230694
its easy , you roll , i deliver
>>596230329
rawling
Drawthread: i dont have green text edition
>new drawfriends are always welcomed
>dont repost too much
>dont feed faggits
>>596216163
I'm hungry for TK's love.
>>596216218
who isn't?
I drew this.
>Dolphins are capable of manipulating their vaginal muscles in order to provide maximum pleasure
>Women are not
>Dolphins secrete a substance that allows you to continously ejaculate as long as your dick remains inside the vagina
>Women do not
>Dolphins cannot cheat on you as they do not form lasting, intimate relationships
>Women can, and most enjoy doing it
>Dolphins...
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remember that at least one human female rode the dolphin cock
10/10 you glorious bastard.
Well done, OP
my dad and I got drunk last night and fucked. Now I am really fucked. Am I going to hell? What should I do this morning? I can't even look him in the eyes.
You male or female OP?
>>596218619
female. don't ask for tits, dumbasses.
>>596218619
Posted this thread yesterday about my cat and her teeth.
My cat has just been living with me for the last five years. I took her to the vet yesterday because her eye has been showing signs of infection and wasn't healing on its own. It was brought to my attention during the visit that her teeth are in really bad shape. I've had other vets look at her in years past, not that long ago, and they didn't tell me anything about her teeth so I was never conscious of how important feline oral care is.
She's currently in the stages of resorption where...
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>>596180670
>>596180670
how much money do you need?
bumping for OPs motherfucking cat
dude work extra, try harder, save this kitty.