I'm trying to get a girl I know to "accidentally" see my dick. What is the best way to do that? I'm thinking have it on my phone and have her look at another photo and then flip through to it and act like I didnt know it was there.
how about you stop being beta and whip it out faggot
or should i just send it to her email and maybe she will send something back?
>>596258973
i cant whip it out at work
Loli Thread
Why?
>>596259736
y not nigga
>>596259590
go on...
Drawthread: i dont have green text edition
>new drawfriends are always welcomed
>dont repost too much
>dont feed faggits
Waiting for the follow-up of that femanon request.
>>596237708
i misread that as renamon.
Requesting this bear saying "skate to muh prison cell Sam R"
Why is this girls pussy so perfect /b/?
She hasn't met any of us yet
What about spanish culture/traditions?
Visca Catalunya lliure!
>>596221261
Gora Euskadi Askatuta
We torture animals for fun.
can we start a loli thread people?
sure you can
Bump
Continued from >>596200717
Post your ideal breasts.
Big, small, doesn't matter.
Go ahead.
10/10 asian girls thread
>>596233786
>10/10
>asian
pick one
gonna need some sort of link OP
>>596233786
source pls ?
hi /b/ im here to a sharpie in the pooper challenge , 3e try , first time i loose the challenge , second time i didint deliver for some personnal reason ( gf get back to home earlier )
So this time i deliver for sure and i'll try to win.
+ picture will be taken with a good resolution if you be nice with me.
rule are simple this time
-Double pair = +1
-Triple pair = +2
-Double impair = -1
-Triple impair = -2
-Quad have the same value than triple ,
- Win if i run out of sharpie
- Lose if i dont deliver
But I'm not gaaaaaaay. Howz this gonna work?
>>596230694
its easy , you roll , i deliver
>>596230329
rawling
Drawthread: i dont have green text edition
>new drawfriends are always welcomed
>dont repost too much
>dont feed faggits
>>596216163
I'm hungry for TK's love.
>>596216218
who isn't?
I drew this.
>Dolphins are capable of manipulating their vaginal muscles in order to provide maximum pleasure
>Women are not
>Dolphins secrete a substance that allows you to continously ejaculate as long as your dick remains inside the vagina
>Women do not
>Dolphins cannot cheat on you as they do not form lasting, intimate relationships
>Women can, and most enjoy doing it
>Dolphins do not mind if you fuck another dolphin
>A woman will flip out if you fuck another woman
>Dolphins don't mind if you cum inside. They won't force you to pay child support for 18 years like a woman. You can't even get them pregnant
>Dolphins won't leave you for another dolphin with more money. Dolphins do not have a system of currency and are not consumer whores like women
>If you are the submissive type, dolphins can be aggressive, and far more convincingly aggressive, not like a bimbo bitch who doesn't scare anyone
>Dolphins do not expect you to spend exorbitant amounts of money on them
>Dolphins give up easily
>Dolphins do not demand more rights than men simply for having a vagina
>Dolphins do not organize shitty feminist parades
>You can swim and play with a dolphin in the ocean
>Dolphins are more intelligent than women
Everything a real woman can do, a dolphin does better, and without being a bitch. So /b/, how come you haven't fucked a glorious dolphin yet?
remember that at least one human female rode the dolphin cock
10/10 you glorious bastard.
Well done, OP
my dad and I got drunk last night and fucked. Now I am really fucked. Am I going to hell? What should I do this morning? I can't even look him in the eyes.
You male or female OP?
>>596218619
female. don't ask for tits, dumbasses.
Posted this thread yesterday about my cat and her teeth.
My cat has just been living with me for the last five years. I took her to the vet yesterday because her eye has been showing signs of infection and wasn't healing on its own. It was brought to my attention during the visit that her teeth are in really bad shape. I've had other vets look at her in years past, not that long ago, and they didn't tell me anything about her teeth so I was never conscious of how important feline oral care is.
She's currently in the stages of resorption where the tooth will be likely, eventually, become infected and if that infection reaches the root it will probably kill her. She's an old kitty, but besides her mouth, she's got a clean bill of health.
I came here yesterday because I can't afford the huge vet bill (a cleaning alone is ~300) and I had already come to the conclusion that she would have to be put down. The thread took off like I couldn't believe and some very (and one extremely) generous anons got me started down a new road, the road to saving her.
I hadn't set this up at the time, but I got it put together today.
gofundme com/zipkitty
Anyone who was holding out and would still consider it. I'd be forever grateful.
>>596180670
how much money do you need?
bumping for OPs motherfucking cat
dude work extra, try harder, save this kitty.
YLYL
check out this oc
>this is for you, OP
>>596203135
That was good, until I realised shitty res.
>Resicus Maximisicus, or get the fuck outicus!
Can we start a green text wincest thread going?
C'mon I'll even start?
>>596200799
Hopefully
>>596200799
Bump for interest
