ITT: We come up with the most effective ways to undermine combat morale of ISIS fighters.
Ignore them like that one southpark episode.
>>596409879
We get the US to burn down Mecca.
>>596409879
Napalm. Bomb them exclusively with Napalm.
Tl;dr: Anyone got any sex stories with any of these dirty circumstances?
1.) Have you fucked someone inappropriate? Your girlfriend's/wife's mom, sister, relative, or friend? Or a friend's wife, girlfriend or mom?
2.) Have you ever blackmailed someone for sexual favors?
- Especially, if you caught them cheating and then blackmailed them in to fucking you/sucking your dick in order to keep quiet. Or if used your position of power (i.e. a boss over an employee) to get a female to do something sexual to you.
3.) Have you ever had a female cheat with you/fuck you/suck your dick because you have a big dick?
4.) Any especially dirty cheating stories? Like, you fucked someone's wife or girlfriend while they were passed out in another room in the same house, or had a girl suck your dick while you're giving her a ride home/to drop her off with her boyfriend/husband.
I find these particular scenarios really fucking erotic, so I thought I'd ask and see if anyone has any personal experiences like these that they might want to share. If so, greentext stories will definitely be appreciated!
> Pic related: A picture that is supposedly of a girl cheating on her fiance with the guy taking the picture.
>>596407181
To try to bump the thread, here's another picture from that encounter that was uploaded in the thread.
>>596407181
>>596407362
And the other picture of this girl that was posted in the thread. And in regards to this girl, does anyone know who this girl is? Or anything more about this story/encounter?
>>596407181
http://ul to/h5sq8w92
Tessa Amateur Slut collection
Do you think you could handle fame?
>>596413879
I would get annoyed with all the photogs, but not the women or money.
I do prefer a quiet life, not really sure. I doubt I could handle it for very long.
>>596413879
so many ppl only think of the money and power that comes wit fame, in due time ur goin to miss bein alone, bein able to walk down the street on a sunny day, no i codnt handle it, bein famous can drive u insane.
ITT: Wife material.
>>596409704
eww fuck off
>>596409704
She is aight. Nothing special though. 7/10
>implying you could choose a wife just from the look
...fucking virgin neckbeared
So why didn't you order some LSD through the darknet already? All you need is a mailing address, it's so simple.
Psychedelics thread.
>>596405259
>risks going through darknet for some lsd
topkek i can buy it on the street. its not heroin...i said heroin cuz quantity and shit
>>596405589
You can buy it on the street, but it's unsafe.
Why not have it delivered to your house, pay a fraction of what you'd pay a dealer and be certain you got acid and not some research chemical?
>>596405259
Silk road and SR2.0 both got shut down...
Only websites iv known so far
let's do this
no1 interested?
buumpp
Just finished watching Breaking Bad.
Name me a better TV Show?
Protip: you can't.
http://youtu.be/R95f7VwXqIw
>>596398669
Done in one.
Red Dwarf
>>596398669
Started watching it last week and I'm currently up to... S5 E10 Buried.
10/10 show, disappointed I didn't watch it when it was on TV
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Can i get a girl with a koala jacket sleeping by the side of a guy with a cat jacket?
Both with glasses and the girl with short hair. and the guy with kinda long hair for a man.
taking requests... working on a cum bong one but that shouldn't be much longer.
>>596370846
Can someone redraw this?
>pic related
There is a board for this niggers.
Girlfriend just sent me this.
Thinking about wifing her now more than ever.
Is this win?
>>596389315
If she is good looking and not fat then go for it, girls who wants to get fucked are pretty fucking rare so bag her ASAP anon
>>596389315
Are you a fag? Why is your girl having to ask you to be dominant with her?
>>596389315
It's a trap, rape accusations, etc.
Despite the fact that you have evidence proving otherwise, the stigma of being accused will never leave you.
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Bump for the love of god
Ayy Lmao
different OP here, ill dump
>>596394622
Go on
Please get me off
>>596395829
Would you like a handjob or a blowjob?
Girlfriend's tits thread
more?
>>596387022
please
ITT: stories of asshole customers in retail or fast food.
also feel free to share stories of times you stole shit
i'll start.
>be me, working at Target
>stupidly dressed old hippy bitch comes up and asks if we have any wool coats
>i say no but i'll show you the coats we have
>she loses it and says those are all jackets
>MFW i don't know what she fucking means
>politely ask her to remind me the difference between a coat and a jacket
>"WELL ANON, i know the difference between a fork and a spoon"
>fuckingcunt.jpg
>tell her i guess we don't have what she wants then and walk away
it's not the best but yeah share your shit.
Not very interesting but this ticked me off
>be me, working fast food
>working drive thru
>long as fuck day, finally starting to slow down
>asshat McGee comes through and orders a small soda
>think that's weird cause our sodas are overpriced as fuck but whatever
>asshat rolls up, with like four other people in the car
>giggling like a bunch of morons
>I take asshat's money and give him his change, then give him his soda and close the window
>turn around and hear a loud pop, then they speed away
>look outside
>see remains of a firecracker on the windowsill
>congrats, you just wasted two dollars and 5 minutes of your time on a "prank" that didn't even work
>>596389390
it's the attitude that makes it annoying as fuck, i know that feel
>be me, working at ghetto walmart
>big fat niggress and her 4 nigglets come to my register with a cart full of alcohol and diapers
>niggress is wearing yoga pants 5 sizes too small, and a shirt that barely reaches her belly button, leaving her hideous stretch marks exposed
>she gets to the register and tells me to stop staring at her like a piece of meat
>wat.jpg
>all this time her kids are running around grabbing candy off the shelves and scattering it around
>keep my mouth shut, dont want to lose my job for pissing off a customer
>i ring up the bitch's booze and diapers, and she tries to pay with food stamps or whatever shit
>i'm sorry ma'am, you can't buy alcohol with that
>she loses her shit, starts swearing and knocking the bottles off the counter onto the ground
>policeman nearby grabs her and drags her off while her kids continue running amok
>mfw niggers gonna nig
Tailplugs!
Hentai thread
