messin with jim part 5
GUYS I GOT THE PICS
DUBS GET
and heres another pic for ya trouble /b/
egg in her pussy
Who is jim?
>>596321555
those trips
Is there r34 on this guy yet? I want r34 on based sharkman.
>>596317141
THAT'S SOMEONES DAUGHTER YOU SICK FUCK
>>596317323
so she's taken?
>>596317496
>>596317496
>>596317496
Yeah this sums up /b/ nicely
Well /b/ I'm going to kill myself now so once I get the link up here you go.
>>596306563
no time stamp is fagget
>>596306762
Ok I'll get a timestamp
>>596306563
Lurking to see if OP will deliver
Meanwhile, look at my pokemans, started a new game 2 days ago
> be 17
> always been a judgemental asshole
> new girl at our school who's heavily into MLP
> 8.5/10 (- 0.5 because of aqua and purple hair colours and -1 for big fucking nose)
> "Katy" is her name
> very thin, perky boobs, friends all say they'd fuck her if she wasn't strange
> friend jokingly says, "zenagirl, you should go for her since i'm a gay faggot who sucks my own dick all night long" (paraphrasing)
> challengeaccepted.jpeg
>my friends are all like "aw man i can't wait for him to break her heart, shits gonna be hilarious"
>mfw hanging out with her and her 6 guy friends that are all fat fedora neckbeards for 4 days straight at lunch and during period D spare (about 2 1/2 hours a day total)
>this one guy
>this asshole
>mother fuckers name is Wolfgang
>mother fucking Wolfgang
>fat fuck actually howls before he eats his cafeteria pizza
>"what the fuck did i get myself into"
>at first they were weary of me since i wasn't a wolfkin/ponypussypumper like them
>decide to start acting very cancerous, snorting in laughter, watched 4 episodes of MLP, even started smoking cigarillos
>days of my friends and other people i know laughing at me for hanging out with these cancer cells
> probably definitely gonna contract cancer myself
>over the weekend we get really acquainted, talking on skype from around 10pm to 9am or so
>shes actually really cool fucking cringey.
>puts ^3^ and :3 after every sentence, claims to be a rainbow stash wing commander or some MLP shit
>this is important later on
>actually such a fucking cutie though, ugh
>had a heart to heart with her that i haven't had with anyone since my mom passed away in 2010, always been a cold hearted asshole but very polite and nice to people unless they gave me a reason not to be
>cried like a man gay little bitch with her on skype over our heart to hearts
>fast forward a week or so
>since (monday feb 2nd) today was a snowday and she lives about a 10 minute walk from me, we decided to hangout
>20 minutes into hanging out, i'm still in awe at her colorful thigh high, fedora, and pony figuring collection
>she tells me she's really happy she's met me because she feels like we're already best friends
>at this point im thinking i just got friendzoned by a human apparition of tucan sam
>nope.jpeg
>she says "zenagirl, i actually kind of like you..if that- if that's okay"
> say " ayyy lmao lemme fuk ya in da pus-c " "i like you too"
> i tell her i have a thigh high sock fetish thinking nothing can go wrong
> thank god i'm not a dumbass, because nothing went wrong at all
> she asked if i wanted to see her wearing them
> only them
> within 15 minutes i'm fucking this girl like i'm a CEO oursourcing the working man's job to china
>t minus 20 seconds to climax
>tell her im close
>she puts a pillow over my face and tells me to hold on a second
>im so excited i don't even care, just go with it
>she starts blowing me but it feels like she has no tongue, wasn't sure if my ex girlfriend was unskilled or not because this felt 10x better
>busted the best bust of my life, happy as hell
>pull the pillow off of my face
>bitch put a homemade rainbowdash sex toy on me
>a rainbowdash stuffed toy with a small salt shaker cup for a butthole filled with some sort of sticky liquid and what looks like pieces of latex ripped from a glove
>flipping out i ask "what the fuck is that"
>tells me the cup is her preserved "juices" from the nights she's pleasured herself to the MLP finale
>she smiles and then fucking DRINKS it
>friends asked me today how our date went
>told them i fell asleep next to her and kissed her, nothing more
>i have never felt so violated in my life
>my face right now
AHHAHHAHHAHAH WTF OP
should I ordern an pizza
pic related its my ballsack
bump should order pizza or no???
You should alwyas order a ball sack pizza that way your dad wont be hungry any more
Fuck the pizza then eat it. I'll bump until pics.
Trust me, you're gonna love this.
>>596306711
checked.
>>596306711
Are you a wizard?
Is your mom proud yet? Because I am.
>>596306711
milf thread
>>596287388
That's just a mif
>>596287611
But what bout this
>>596288255
What, the fact that this threads only been dubs so far?
Guys posted their gf's Kik handles to test if they were a slut. The thread 404'd, but here is my result.. My conclusion: the girl is a slut!
What's her username?
Robotogirl
>>596296729
Rather seems to me like you're an utter faggot, who didn't just fail at getting nudes from her, but also failed to bait her into any sort of entertaining reaction. She did it right, you lost. 0/10
if you could choose any woman/girl as your fuckable sister then who would you pick?
>>596273574
my sister
his sisters
>>596273749
well ok, but if you could have another one then who would it be? I mean, there may be times you just want to kick back and watch your sister getting some lesbian domination
Cringe Thread: starting with all the "turtle" comics I have. Like fuck...imagine this was your child...
>>596305461
I'd probably kill myself.
>>596305461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unRldLdllZ8
MOM/DAUGHTER LETS GO
B&?
SMOKES LETS GO
>>596295377
Google "yazmina spanish mother daughter"
You're welcome.
Official Loli thread
Also, anybody know any good loli hentais?
>inb4 Boku no pico
boku no pico
>>596296280
Don't have any loli. Will be lurking for some. Sorry OP
Need to blow a load right now.
Post pics/webms of girls that will make me do so.
Will announce winner
yah, need to give a little to get a lottal fig. Heres my contribution.
http://www.poringa.net/posts/imagenes/2515487/La-culona-maravillosa-esta-de-vuelta-full-set.html
here anon im feeling generous today
Post your friend with the biggest titties
>>596285693
I give those titties two thumbs up
It's 4 in the morning somewhere
Let's get a young anime girls thread
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