76 decides what I do to $150 worth of cardboard
Sell it
sell it
rip it in half, then poop on it
Was about to post this but thread disapeared before i can finnish
>>599742080
>at female friends house that i have a crush on
>she has 10yr old sister who always wants to hang with me and watch movies
>hanging out with crush and her sister till crush gets a text from some guy and goes to hang with him (friendzone to the max)
>say im gonna leave then to, 10yr old begs me to stay and watch movies with me i agree cause im friends with the family no biggie
> watching so disney movie about a guy turning into a fish or some shit 10yr old layin on my stomache weird boner time
> she asks why i hang out with her sister so much i say we are good friends.
> she says she wishes she had a good friend like me and hugs me
> i say thanks and we awkwardly stare and then out of nowhere she leans in and kisses me
> i freak my hearts is racing and pounding my stomach full of butterflies and shit
> i pull away shes looking at me all nervous with her mouth slightly open
> i think quick and just say fuck it
> i wrap my arms around her and kiss her tiny mouth and then over time heavily make out
> her whole body is laying on me and she lifts herself up with hands on my chest i have the craziest boner and shes aware
> she giggles gets up and runs to her room
> im about to follow but as i get up i hear the deadbolt flip on the front door and panic struck i saw her parents and said buy i have to go home now.
continue
interested. continue
And then?
ROUND 2
continued from>>599720171
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delievar gets a pat on the back
obama
Ayy Lmaoo
His palms are spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti
There's vomit on his spaghetti already: mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
To drop spaghetti, but he keeps on spaghetti
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes spaghetti
hey lads it's me again from >>599736049
What type of girl shall I pick? most replies win
>>599741465
pick all and whoever you get a reply from first is the target
>>599741465
nellie so we inquire about the zipperhead holding her
Melena
Find better tits
>protip you can't
>>599742961
Show the whole goods, faggot.
>>599742961
i have to give it to azn grils - they have some bretty perky tits.
>>599742961
got more?
we continue onward
bump
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Extinct animals that would make you shit brix.
Jaekelopterus, a giant sea scorpion.
This motherfucker
>>599728355
Wasn't Sarcosuchus even bigger than Deinosuchus?
Lets get weird
>>599728510
Nothing is ever weird here, take your faggot ass back to reddit.
sauce on this ?
also webm thread
bump for webm thread
>>599720973
ok ill dump
>>599720973
Creepypastas anyone?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byford_Dolphin#Diving_bell_accident
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bath_School_Disaster
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cologne_school_massacre
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kidnapping_of_Colleen_Stan
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_Pass_Accident
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADjCh3j4Z2k [Embed]
http://vigilantcitizen.com/vigilantreport/mysterious-case-elisa-lam/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ_E6l1P86U [Embed]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappearance_of_Maura_Murray
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theresa_Knorr
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genie_%28feral_child%29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wichita_Massacre
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kobe_child_murders
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amagasaki_Serial_Murder_Incident
http://www.tofugu.com/2013/08/15/conspiracy-theory-totoro/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hello_Kitty_murder
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_devil
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Paisnel
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Db_cooper
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murders_of_Channon_Christian_and_Christopher_Newsom
http://www.docdroid.net/4wdl/everything.pdf.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cure_for_Insomnia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Rather#.22Kenneth.2C_what_is_the_frequency.3F.22
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Headroom_broadcast_signal_intrusion_incident
http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/5012512#p5012512
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bible_John
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkookcrAnSE [Embed]
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c5f_1309711220
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Junko_Furuta
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_William_Fisher
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ourang_Medan
http://www.youtube.com/user/refbatchrefbatch
http://www.actionyes.org/issue15/wang/wang1.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_Television_broadcast_interruption
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Monster_with_21_Faces
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_%28murder_victim%29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doodler
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boy_in_the_Box_%28Philadelphia%29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown_conspiracy_theory
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sylvia_Likens
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cash-Landrum_incident
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsutomu_Miyazaki
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaoru_Kobayashi
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_West
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heinrich_himmler
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye0jQ6fQ2Nw [Embed]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cayetano_Santos_Godino
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarrare
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collyer_brothers
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hi-Fi_murders
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wendy's_massacre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bmJuwqvV6M [Embed]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlas_Vampire
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mengele
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unit_731
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taman_Shud_Case
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isdal_woman
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Kitty_Genovese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iazTQVi1CEE [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLW0jKKRXMo [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8-ycSkoYfc [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xfh9-ogUgSQ [Embed]
You go into a room in the middle of the night, when there wqas a full moon. There's a corpse hanging from the ceiling, the walls are covered in blood, the window is broken and nothing is moving...except the thing responsible for this. It moves in front of you, and you can see it clear clearly.
It was phone.
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How do I join the IRA? No, I'm not some Amerifag who knows nothing about the Irish republican cause, I'm Irish and I want these British fucks out of my country. I'm a true patriot and I'd lay down my life for this country. I have no combat training, but I'm pretty good at fps games (Counter Strike and the like). I know that probably sounds like a jokey thing to say, but surely it has some reflection on how capable I am. I'm smart so I'd imagine I'd be pretty good at making bombs and shit. I got an A1 in maths and chemistry for my leaving if that's relevant. Christ, man, it's going to be like Fight Club with all the nitro-glycerine and shit. Christ, man, I'm so fucking pumped!
So where do I sign up? I'm from Dublin. Do they even exist here? Would I have to leave the county to get recruited? I already have a balaclava and camo. Thanks buds. Freedom isn't free.
>>599726626
Haven't seen this pasta before, is it fresh or stale?
>>599726797
Not copied and pasted. This isn't a joke, bud.
Wallpaper under yours is new wallpaper for a week
Who is she?
>>599724716
Her name is Roberta Paulson.
she look's like a fucking rat.
>>599724716
stefan miller, 22, CA
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>>599713224
i am, but im getting ready to d&d soon so id rather not switch styles just yet, maybe after, ill be back tomorrow too tho.
>>599713649
yuppo
>>599712483
distorted as fuck.
any more requests
ITT we continue...
Mary fucking sackrider. My hero
I think her account has been kill.
Sweet...get the Fuck in here b.
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