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ITT: Facebook friends we fap to pt 3.
Is there a non-cropped version
>>599896089
Sadly not, anon.
We save the founder of 9gag.
firing
Headshot
>>599890699
checked
I'm killing you moot, you fucking faggot.
/v/ won't forget what you did you cuckboi.
We write a poem to Taylor Swift 4 words at a time
>Dear Taylor Swift I
>>599886761
Nigger
Just wanted to say
i wanna cum in ur anus
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We wait for >>599888888
>>599885266
ayy check em
>>599885266
Dubs get
ayy lmao
hitler did nothing wrong
Checkd
>>599887888
check 'em
Alright /b/, I've had fun with similar stuff before, time to start something epic.
This is Oscar Mcdonald. Help him on his quest to be awesome.
1 decides what he does first.
No rerolls.
>>599874237
Masturbate.
>>599874237
He goes to an orphanage
Rolling for suicide
Let's do this. Find the nearest book to you, and open to page 94. 3rd Sentence explains your sex-life. I'll start
>Then imagine the one and only flat plane that constitutes the case between the infinite number of closed and open surfaces.
-Physics for the Rest of Us, Roger S. Jones
>>"That's and interesting way of using---"
- Star Wars Shatterpoint, a clone wars novel by Matthew Stover
>[His] parents seemed more worried about [her] safety than her own mother, but [he] had a lot to do with that since his natural response was to argue with anything they said.
-Small Steps, Louis Sachar
Do people not read books anymore?
Draw thread
Everybody be's bros edition
Please deliver for cancer and feed all trolls, it's more fun that way
dubs thread
>>599871538
first
also, dubs
>>599871538
First
My brother did 6 years in prison for touching little girls, he has been out now for 3 years...
i have to go on a business trip next month for 3 days, should I let him babysit my 7yo daughter?
he said he won't touch kids anymore
>>599879495
>considering to have a proven pedo babysit your children
>>599879728
he said he stopped and barely even looks at cp anymore
Do you want your brother to go back to jail?
If yes, yes. Otherwise no.
Some bitch that use to like me. Get me laid. 5 decides
I am going to finger your bluewaffle pussy while you piss down my arm
Feeling lucky, Punk?
>>599877671
#VaginaPride operation official thread
"We get feminists to post their pussy in order to show they're comfortable in their own sexuality and that the female sexual organ is nothing to be ashamed of."
Discuss, coordinate, execute.
Let's do this.
>>599870655
How about no
>>599870655
I can see where this is going already.
>>599870818
I bet you have a folder dedicated to banana may
>Dolphins are capable of manipulating their vaginal muscles in order to provide maximum pleasure
>Women are not
>Dolphins secrete a substance that allows you to continuously ejaculate as long as your dick remains inside the vagina
>Women do not
>Dolphins cannot cheat on you as they do not form lasting, intimate relationships
>Women can, and most enjoy doing it
>Dolphins...
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So long, and thanks for all the fish
>>599871943
but can they make me a sandwich?
>>599871943
Yeah, but in the end you're still fucking a dolphin.
alright b figure its time I told this story
first time experimenting with beastiality
>be 15
>parents owned horses since I was 7
>parents one day decide to buy a young mare (all horses were geldings up to this point)
>me being sole caretaker I spend alot of time alone in the barn with horses
>one day after feeding brushing out new mare
>get to tail
>notice...
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>>599862968
>next day
>this is it
>put hay in the stall lead her in and close the doors so nobody could see
>finger her some more
>spread those sweet lips and have a taste
>hard as Diamonds
>strip butt ass naked not even shoes at this point
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>>599863781
>continue for a good 15 minutes
>so this is what sex feels like
>feel it start to build up at base of spine
>start to go all out
>came with the force of a thousand suns
>collapsed onto her back still inside her
>after 5min laying there panting stand back up and pull out
>watch...
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Can we all take a moment to acknowledge that if your gender identity doesn't match your body then you are mentally ill? It's not healthy to have a disconnect between your body and your identity. Whatever about accepting people who aren't cis-gendered. I accept people for who they are in more extreme situations than this.....EXCEPT when they get into the fuckin politics of the matter.
>>599848499
>It's not healthy to have a disconnect between your body and your identity.
That's why sex change ops exist, dummy.
>>599848884
The disconnect is still there. You just cut off some pieces of you to make yourself fit into the image of how you who you wish you were.
>>599848499
Butterface/ Ugly bitches thread
"Butterface" threads don't happen on /b/. Nobody ever posts butterfaces. They just post ugly naked chicks that aren't morbidly obese.
>>599857121
That said though, op has provided a decent butterface
>>599857121