Celebrity Sex Slave PART TWO!
Old Thread: >>600147513
Here's how to play:
1. Think of your celebrity sex slave
2. Search the thread for her name
3. If she's not in the thread, you may claim her and post her pic and name
4. That celebrity sex slave is now yours for life and no other anon can claim her
5. If she is already in the thread, repeat steps 1 and 2 until you find a celebrity sex slave.
Since it's a new thread, all old claims are irrelevant.
Be quick with your claims before all the good ones are gone.
I get Emilia Clarke.
>>600159559
Chloe Grace Moretz
>>600159559
Anna Kendrick
Daenerys Targaryen is my claim.
Pretty sick of using redtube and pornhub
What sites do you use /b/?
Go here mate http://scriptkiddieshack.com/2014/03/free-xxx-passwords-daily-updated/
Cliti, its a search engine. Its awesome
xhamster
xtube
xvideos
tube8
s/fur paws pussys and more
Contribootin
pics like this pls
how do i go about getting my gf to suck a big black veiny cock in front of me?
any one have experience in this?
force your gf into an open relationship, then mooch off your sister's success and get a writer position at gearbox. it'll happen naturally.
>>600150190
am i missing something here? i am confused...
have you ever talked about fucking her in front of people?
s/fur is best for sure
lurking a bit
New r34 thread! Continued from >>600137541
ITT: If you get dubs, you must post a pic of your ass and other anons rate.
Timestamp if possible. Easy mode: just your bare ass. Hard mode: sharpie in pooper.
>>600127856
Nobody?
let's see
If I had a good camera I'd take a pic for you since I have a nice shaven ass. Been dreaming about getting fucked by a big cock for a while now~
Greentext Stories
>be me
>be 17
>be true
>be Christmas time
>sister had been asking for Cards Against Humanity for two years
>she's an annoying cunt but decide to get it for her anyway
>giving spirit
>nah I just want positive reinforcement and possible sex
>she's chubby, but in the fuckable way, and there's been legit sexual tension between us for years
>would always give her massages
>one time even asked if I loved her
>"y-yeah, as a sister..."
>gotta keep myself open
>not sure if she still wants it
>wait until 5 days before Christmas because I'm a lazy fuck
>order on amazon, shipping & handling is insane, whole thing cost maybe 40 or 50, might have bought something else
>fuck Amazon Prime
>3 or 2 days before Christmas
>in middle of fap
>mom attempts to come in, but I'm one step ahead of that shit
>door locked
>"anon, why is the door locked?" every fucking time
>my answer is always "force of habit"
>pull up pants
>close porn
>unlock door
>open door
>get on the floor
>I'm just fucking with you
>"A package came for you, anon."
>Surewhateverleavemealone.png
>leaves me alone
>boner is kill, though
>decide to go down and get it before I start up again
>sister sitting at table, mom standing at counter, looking at package
cont.
>>600136703
>it's a huge dildo
go on
Yes, OP cont.
There's a cam whore on twitch right now, BlondieWondie, who is pretending to be a gamer playing hearthstone. I got banned from chat for asking how many tips before she gets topless, and I think it would be funny if all of a sudden dozens of people were on her stream asking how much for tits, etc...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k1bmuhBKsM&feature=youtu.be
lol thank you so much
>>600135311
up her ass!!!!
Wow. Those really are some nice trips I just got.
not even
check'em
Is u even trye?
ITT: We Raid Reddit
69 Decides what subreddit we raid and what we post.
>>600133169
/r/pcmasterrace
>>600133169
uh oh
>>600133273
And we shitpost shitty battlestations, maybe some porn too
ITT: We make a song, first to get trips has to vocaroo it.
Maximum 5 words per post ples
>Also, check 'em
Get got Jenny death when
>>600124122
confirmed for doubles
A normal song or rap?
the unsaucables
>>600120866
I see this shit and I get super jealous.
Why have I never known any crazy slut party people in college? Why have I never found a hippy orgy? So fucking jealous for reals.
>>600121167
step 1) go to college/university
step 2) dorm
>>600121167
how's your personality anon?
Funniest/Worst encounter with a feminazi??
>>600115320
got a few caps fer ya
Came in like a Qwakking ball
I've come in like a Para balls.
>>600123632
It's a standard wooden recurve, though at a pretty low draw weight. Damn, I never get around to using it so I even forgot how much; I think it's 45lbs though. 70'' in length bcus I'm tall with long arms.
>>600123648
I suppose that's true. Now that's freedom.
>>600123865
With a single extremum and no points of inflexion?
