ITT I will solve all of your problems with women
post
>problem
>age
>location
>annual income
I like this one girl. Know her since we were 12. Shehas now a boyfriend and lives 100 miles away.
I'm 24 now.
Europe
30,000 € / year
Solve my problem wise guy
Problem
>I seriously cum to fast. Sometimes I can't even get it up when I'm with a hot woman because I feel like I'm just gonna blow my load right away.
Age
>24
Location
>LA
Annual income
>54,0000 year.
>>600433311
dump that bitch. distance relationships never work and you're not fucking her anyway.
hey /b/
> friend thinks he looks like someone famous
Who is it /b/? I don't know
>>600442703
He's got the face of a Jonas brother and the hair of a young Bob Saget.
Lionel messi
Dennis from it's always sunny in Philadelphia.
Can we get a scam/stealing thread going?
>bonus points for tutorials
>>600411236
NIGGER, get a job
ITT: niggers
>>600411236
I stole a chocolate bar from a 7/11 once, I was p nervous
>18
>she added me out of the blue on facebook
>8/10 cute petite nice looking girl
>messages me immediately
>tries to get to know me without knowing who the hell i am
>shes legitimately interested in me
>be me idiot virgin 6/10 robot
>we talk for about a week
>she has one kid at 17
>ill just take what i can get
>we meet up at the mall sometime later
>we spend time with some mutual friends, eventually split
>end up laying in the parking lot at 11 PM just talking
>she dropped out of school when she was fifteen because of the pregnancy
>no real friends left
>just her, her son, and her mom
>tells me it means alot to her that a stranger goes out of his way to get to know her
>"are you serious?"
>"yes, why?"
>"you're a pretty girl, why wouldn't guys jump all over you?"
>"you would be surprised how many people are driven away as soon as they see a kid. Its like they just go back on everything they ever said and vanish"
>weeks pass
>she tells me that if i'm okay with it then she wants to take my virginity
>fuckyes.png
>brother is gone for the week
>whole house to myself
>its just me and her
>my bed
>all the time in the world
>im clutsy, awkward. i last like a minute each time
>everytime she would just kiss me and tell me im doing fine
>>600432047
Cute story. Gave me good feels but also made me feel lonely. 8/10 because can't have the good times without the bad.
>month passes
>her son becomes my bestfriend
>hes barely a year old
>we watch tv together, i feed him and he trys to smear food in my mouth
>he started to call me papa john
>he couldnt even say his own name
>cries when im gone
>i feel like i matter to this shit machine
>i feel like i matter to her
>her mom totally hates me
>she works late hours though
>sneak over there in the morning after she leaves and pretend like i have a family
>cook each other dinner, play with her son, rent bad movies
>her mom stops helping her financially all together to blow money with another new boyfriend
>could get mad but honestly, im happy for that cunt.
>get a factory job.
>bring in 400 a week as an eighteen year old
>spend it all on her and her son so they can be happy
Why would you add some random person you've never even heard of who sends you a request on fb
Asking for a pain in the ass that is
Hey /b/. I wanted to bring up some things regarding the possible gun ban, and I'm going to attempt to debunk some of the things the Anti-gun people bring up frequently. Just to be clear I don't own guns, and have never even shot a gun in my life, but I still support the right to keep firearms. I think that without the right to possess firearms the US is headed straight for complete democide.
>Guns are tools made exclusively for killing
Why would this warrant a ban? Slaughter houses are made exclusively for killing, and they are not banned. Swords are made for killing, and again they are not banned. A tool should not be banned because of it's function.
>guns kill people
As I've said above, guns are tools. A hammer cannot build the frame for a house if set next to the materials; I will say that the tool makes it easier, which is undeniably true (tools are made to make tasks easier) People are the real problem. Instead of squawking about making the country safer by banning guns you should put more effort into raising a generation that isn't so violent, and seemingly lacks the ability to feel empathy towards other people.
>guns are no longer needed
I don't really see how this warrants a ban either. Just because something isn't needed doesn't mean we should get rid of it. Beside that point, I do think that guns still serve a purpose. Self defense in one of them. Another would be the passive effect of a well armed population as a deterrent against threats, both foreign and domestic, and the preservation of our rights as the people. Without means of defending ourselves, or standing up for our rights, what is stopping a corrupt leader later down the line from taking total control by force? Don't say it would never happen, because history has already proven you wrong.
>it makes for a dangerous society
While an excess of weapons can make for a dangerous society it can also make for a safer one. A lot of people who own guns are responsible, sane, and completely harmless.
> tfw I can buy machine pistols for 75$ unassembled
> tfw I can buy pretty much any gun unassembled, cheap and legally
>>600423651
Hi OP. What I tell antiguntards is that more personal freedom is better than less personal freedom. Being barred from buying guns means less personal freedom.
When they give me the "but people should be allowed to be able to buy nukes then?" shit, what do I do though?
what are you thinking about /b/?
>>600430736
Some day were all going to die.
>>600430836
so quit worrying about it
>>600430736
Society doesn't make the world better. It just makes the rest of the world worse.
Post the most perfect cunts you've ever seen
I approve this message.
>>600408255
checkd
ITT: we describe an anime badly and try to guess it
CONT
>mfw U don't have anime picture
>kid finds drill while doin the daily grind
>conquers universe or smth
>>600428930
>/b/tard
>I'm a grill by the way
Autistic Bitches have extra arms and fight each other.
TELL ME WHAT TO ADD /b/
add moot.
The guy with 2 dicks
Add a concentration camp
> mexithread V
khHe ZhiDOo !
Saquen más de 646, culos!!
Saquen los culos de Mexicali
Rule 34 thread
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99 gets her snapchat
Trips gets her number
OP will delivarrr
>>600419651
check these trips bruj
>>600419651
post more pics of her
Lel
Blacked out drunk, I kissed another girl that wasn't my gf at a party. Didn't remember any of it, had to be told about it the next morning. I have always been a moralfag and valued loyalty above all. I feel such guilt that it's physically wrecking my body, giving me rashes, migraines, horrid nausea and diarrhea. I have no appetite and I seriously hate myself. I'm obviously going to tell her, but I need to do it in person and won't see her till next week.
What do /b/, this guilt is absolutely maddening.
Currently shitting my guts out, haven't had anything but a sandwich
>>600416801
>Didn't remember any of it, had to be told about it the next morning
Do you remember it now? Are you sure that it actually happened?
>I need to do it in person and won't see her till next week.
Why can't you see her sooner?
>I'm obviously going to tell her
Damnit we need to find out who this broad is also does anyone have the videos or webms
I will bump this thread with you
Monstergirl thread!
Ok lets do this.
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