ok /b/ story time
>I deliver alcohol, last delivery of the night
>390 dollars, 2 bottles of whiskey, 3 vodka, 2 white wine, and like 10 bottles of soft drinks and a bag of ice
>rock up at the place, it's a hotel
>chat up hot chick at front desk a bit, cause that's what you do
>get let up to the room
>inside, 20 fully muslim men, turbans and beards and everying standing around...
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Pic related, pile driver they were in (but obviously 2 chicks with a double ender)
Oh and also they were like super spray tanned, and at least one (i only saw her) had bleached her butthole, and so it was exactly the same color as everything else, and it literally looked like she had no ass, fucking weirdest shit ever
did you call the police? That many muslims in one place is a terrorist convention:
http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/15/world/al-qaeda-meeting-video/
>>543098585
As I was chatting up the chick at front desk I asked how long till they were getting kicked out, police where probably going to be called in about 30 minutes, she was being lenient because it was the guys 30th
Oh and apparently it was their second lot of strippers that night
So, my yank friends. Let's take a quick look at the past 14 years of american freedom.
2000 - Elections are rigged, Bush 'wins' presidency.
2001 - WTC gets attacked and collapses, along with building 7 which was never hit by any airplane.
2002 - Guantanamo Bay is opened outside of US borders to allow for torturing.
2003 - USA along with NATO invades Afghanistan. (supposedly to go after Bin Laden)
2004 - USA invades Iraq (supposedly to disarm them from nuclear weapons, which they know the Iraqis don't have)
2004...
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>>543114352
what are they supposed to do about it?
>>543114865
Revolt?
Pretty much anything except accept what has happened/is still happening.
>>543114978
ok brb revolting
Uncle Adolf
Can someone shop a claymore into this rock?
here ya go
you're welcome op
>>542992759
How long did that take you?
ITT: you touch your penis, you lose
>>542966953
Vesca or somehing, no?
ITT we are the US Congress
Any new business?
>>542977179
>congress
>new business
we need a pay raise
>>542977271
We respectfully ask the delegation from Iowa to stop chortling
At least not so loudly
Also who brought the donuts
ITT: Go ask your sister or girlfriend if you could lick her feet and greentext what happens, Part 3
Bump, let's do this, already listed my luck a couple threads back, time for others to get lucky.
curiosity bump
last night's threads were glorious
R34 thread
starting with frozen, then ill do requests
Eh. Bump.
bump
anna + elsa nao
The ride must never end
I want to get off!
Checking in.
>>542904091
ITT: Go ask your sister or girlfriend if you could lick her feet and greentext what happens
(continuing from last night)
>>542838356
got so pissed off when thread got killed! hope he finds us!
>>542838356
>because telling strangers on the internet what to tell girls is as close to human female contact as I will ever get
>>542838356
I was reading the last thread when it died. What happened to that anon who enden up french-kissing his sister and smoking weed with her?
Hey /b/ros. I've collected a bunch of hentai from the artist Nel Zel Formula. It's pretty good and I am going to share it with you.
Here are the characters I have. From Dragonball Z: Android 18 (22 pics). From Fairy Tail: Erza (21 pics), Lucy (26 pics), and Virgo (18 pics). From Final Fantasy: Tifa (17 pics). From Gurren Lagann: Nia (19 pics) and Yoko (23 pics). and from One Piece: Ain (25 pics), Hancock (21 pics), Khalifa (12 pics), Kaya (16 pics), Luffyko, aka a female version of Luffy (15 pics), Makino (19 pics), Margaret (14 pics), Nami (19 pics), Nojiko...
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post erza pls
self bump
>>542828346
Erza it is!!!
1/21
ITT: Go ask your sister or girlfriend if you could lick her feet and greentext what happens
(continuing from last night)
>>542814126
boomp
Well...
>'wow that your new thing?'
>bites her socked foot and insta-hards
>hhhnnngggggsss
>walks away before fully hard
What did I just do OP?
>>542814337
Well is what you did
How about them lizards eh?
>not op but i am but not the lizard op
>>542825489
sharpie in pooper
63 get
They have the endurance of Hercules
Lizard endurance test:01
The photos will be upside down. I'm using a shitty iPhone.
The lizard harness
Creep Thread! OC please