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Anonymous (ID: 1hwrvz68)
2014-04-23 06:42:54 Post No.543544014
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Anonymous (ID: 1hwrvz68) 2014-04-23 06:42:54 Post No. 543544014 [Report] [View thread]

First time thread, let's go. My story happened this valentine's

>Be 19 year old beta
>Virgin, never had gf, grew up homeschooled
>Valentines is coming up, all (read: 7) of my friends have dates
>Except for one
>Best friend, shes a grill, 8/10 (was public schooled btw)
>Had a crush on her since elementary but friendzoned for about 13 years now
>Get...
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Anonymous (ID: 1hwrvz68) 2014-04-23 06:44:31 Post No.543544131
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>>543544014

>”Maybe she’s a lesbo and you can get in on dat sweet girlgirl action” --you
>She’s a major tomboy and into hockey, climbing trees, etc. but no, we’ve talked about intimate things like sexual preferences countless times and she’s definitely straight
>Anyway, I decide to reveal my love to her
>karatekidtrainingmontage.webm
>Google is running at...
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Anonymous (ID: 1hwrvz68) 2014-04-23 06:46:24 Post No.543544242
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Anonymous (ID: 1hwrvz68) 2014-04-23 06:46:24 Post No.543544242 [Report]

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>Girl has a bff. I call bff, ask her if my plan is going to work (bff knows about my feelings)
> “Omg anon I can’t believe you’re finally gonna do this! Yes omg yes go for it!”
>Feeling pumped as shit, ask her where girl will be on valentines
>Her and her friends are going to be at a club together, girl plans to just dance with the other girls’ dates for fun
>Few more days pass until eve of valentines
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Anonymous (ID: hZS6ntuj) 2014-04-23 06:46:43 Post No.543544269
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Anonymous (ID: hZS6ntuj) 2014-04-23 06:46:43 Post No.543544269 [Report]

>>543544131
>Google is running at max power. “How to ask crush out,” “How to be confident,” “how to dance”
>Fucking splurge like shit, researching fashion and running out to buy clothes from trendy hipsterfag stores (not tons, but probably three or four outfits because I cant decide whats better)

Sounds like you're trying pretty hard there man, if you've known her for that long a new outfit isn't going to be the difference between...
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Anonymous (ID: cSiCDvlH)
2014-04-23 05:26:30 Post No.543538153
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Anonymous (ID: cSiCDvlH) 2014-04-23 05:26:30 Post No. 543538153 [Report] [View thread]

Sup /b/, basically I found an iPhone 5c a few weeks ago that didn't have a code to unlock it. I looked inside the notes on the phone and it included a shit load of details that included Facebook/bank info/paypal etc, I wont be touching any of the shit to do with banks or anything but I decided to log onto her FB to find out that she's a hot 10/10 milf, wut do?

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Anonymous (ID: cSiCDvlH) 2014-04-23 05:29:11 Post No.543538357
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Here is the phone, sorry if it's a different ID (I'm posting the picture from my phone and I started the thread from my laptop)

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Anonymous (ID: 4RYI9Px0) 2014-04-23 05:29:45 Post No.543538398
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Anonymous (ID: 4RYI9Px0) 2014-04-23 05:29:45 Post No.543538398 [Report]

Write her and tell her you found her phone. It's the white thing to do.

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Anonymous (ID: cSiCDvlH) 2014-04-23 05:30:48 Post No.543538490
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Anonymous (ID: cSiCDvlH) 2014-04-23 05:30:48 Post No.543538490 [Report]

>>543538398
I saved all the details on my phone and sold her phone for £200, fuck giving it back.

Anonymous (ID: 0OH53/2v)
2014-04-22 04:23:20 Post No.543381252
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Anonymous (ID: 0OH53/2v) 2014-04-22 04:23:20 Post No. 543381252 [Report] [View thread]

New Zealand thread? NZ thread. Get in her fags

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Anonymous (ID: D0uHs5Lq) 2014-04-22 04:24:35 Post No.543381343
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Anonymous (ID: D0uHs5Lq) 2014-04-22 04:24:35 Post No.543381343 [Report]

>>543381252
>her fags

Who is she?

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Anonymous (ID: bV+zKqL9) 2014-04-22 04:25:52 Post No.543381431
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Anonymous (ID: bV+zKqL9) 2014-04-22 04:25:52 Post No.543381431 [Report]

Let's throw another shrimp on the barbie

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Anonymous (ID: W0GX8uS4) 2014-04-22 04:27:12 Post No.543381536
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Hows it going people

Anonymous (ID: s+i1Kt3M)
2014-04-21 16:16:03 Post No.543289551
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Anonymous (ID: s+i1Kt3M) 2014-04-21 16:16:03 Post No. 543289551 [Report] [View thread]

Girl

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Anonymous (ID: s+i1Kt3M) 2014-04-21 16:23:51 Post No.543290589
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Anonymous (ID: PowwL8BR) 2014-04-21 16:24:45 Post No.543290716
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Bird

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Anonymous (ID: DhgJGFAH) 2014-04-21 16:26:57 Post No.543291025
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le doge face xDD

Anonymous (ID: wITGfVcT)
2014-04-21 11:03:00 Post No.543257834
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Anonymous (ID: wITGfVcT) 2014-04-21 11:03:00 Post No. 543257834 [Report] [View thread]

whenever my family goes on holidays i am responsible for taking photos. i always take a heap of my mums tits and keep them for myself. decided to share a bunch of them. if anyone wants to see more of mums tits im happy to post all i have. tell me what you think.

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Anonymous (ID: wITGfVcT) 2014-04-21 11:03:40 Post No.543257891
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Anonymous (ID: lFI2iu80) 2014-04-21 11:03:40 Post No.543257892
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Anonymous (ID: lFI2iu80) 2014-04-21 11:03:40 Post No.543257892 [Report]

Go on then

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Anonymous (ID: UT2hpHW1) 2014-04-21 11:03:57 Post No.543257923
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Anonymous (ID: UT2hpHW1) 2014-04-21 11:03:57 Post No.543257923 [Report]

Go one...

Anonymous (ID: Zhqkqedx)
2014-04-20 21:16:21 Post No.543176573
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Anonymous (ID: Zhqkqedx) 2014-04-20 21:16:21 Post No. 543176573 [Report] [View thread]

hi /b/ please rate my new gf

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Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 2014-04-20 21:17:32 Post No.543176704
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Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 2014-04-20 21:17:32 Post No.543176704 [Report]

>imblying

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Anonymous (ID: LY7vg8Vy) 2014-04-20 21:17:37 Post No.543176709
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Anonymous (ID: LY7vg8Vy) 2014-04-20 21:17:37 Post No.543176709 [Report]

ugly as fuck

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Anonymous (ID: uVDBt4Hd) 2014-04-20 21:17:38 Post No.543176715
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Anonymous (ID: uVDBt4Hd) 2014-04-20 21:17:38 Post No.543176715 [Report]

>>543176573
Can't say. Moar.

Anonymous (ID: 9h5+rPSv)
2014-04-20 19:29:17 Post No.543162731
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Anonymous (ID: 9h5+rPSv) 2014-04-20 19:29:17 Post No. 543162731 [Report] [View thread]

I don't know why these threads keep getting deleted, she's of age and I'm sure /b/ appreciates her tits

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Anonymous (ID: gtoFBG2L) 2014-04-20 19:31:19 Post No.543162990
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Anonymous (ID: gtoFBG2L) 2014-04-20 19:31:19 Post No.543162990 [Report]

i appreciate it

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Anonymous (ID: 9h5+rPSv) 2014-04-20 19:31:52 Post No.543163067
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One of the nicest pussies I've had the pleasure to gaze upon

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Anonymous (ID: be0i/qA/) 2014-04-20 19:34:57 Post No.543163468
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Anonymous (ID: be0i/qA/) 2014-04-20 19:34:57 Post No.543163468 [Report]

fucking bump

Anonymous (ID: vAzcjiw8)
2014-04-20 18:09:01 Post No.543151473
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Anonymous (ID: vAzcjiw8) 2014-04-20 18:09:01 Post No. 543151473 [Report] [View thread]

the S/FUR/ ride never ends!
new thread!

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Anonymous (ID: vAzcjiw8) 2014-04-20 18:10:21 Post No.543151659
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Anonymous (ID: hM9yOI5n) 2014-04-20 18:10:28 Post No.543151669
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Seems to be working now.

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Anonymous (ID: vAzcjiw8) 2014-04-20 18:10:55 Post No.543151724
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Anonymous (ID: bZdrANhb)
2014-04-20 15:41:57 Post No.543133217
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Anonymous (ID: bZdrANhb) 2014-04-20 15:41:57 Post No. 543133217 [Report] [View thread]

Dont push me, you niggers! I swear I'll do it.

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Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 2014-04-20 15:42:50 Post No.543133305
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Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 2014-04-20 15:42:50 Post No.543133305 [Report]

ok, we wont

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Anonymous (ID: ldQhNoDO) 2014-04-20 15:43:23 Post No.543133373
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Anonymous (ID: ldQhNoDO) 2014-04-20 15:43:23 Post No.543133373 [Report]

That's some pretty nice lookin' gum you got there.

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Anonymous (ID: Us9nsxyU) 2014-04-20 15:43:52 Post No.543133425
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Anonymous (ID: Us9nsxyU) 2014-04-20 15:43:52 Post No.543133425 [Report]

>>543133217
>Mega Lang

Hat deinen Mutti mir gestern auch gesagt :^)

Außerdem:

>20.4.

uwotm8

Anonymous (ID: UzIM9F81)
2014-04-20 09:51:09 Post No.543098364
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Anonymous (ID: UzIM9F81) 2014-04-20 09:51:09 Post No. 543098364 [Report] [View thread]

ok /b/ story time
>I deliver alcohol, last delivery of the night
>390 dollars, 2 bottles of whiskey, 3 vodka, 2 white wine, and like 10 bottles of soft drinks and a bag of ice
>rock up at the place, it's a hotel
>chat up hot chick at front desk a bit, cause that's what you do
>get let up to the room
>inside, 20 fully muslim men, turbans and beards and everying standing around...
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Anonymous (ID: UzIM9F81) 2014-04-20 09:53:05 Post No.543098534
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Pic related, pile driver they were in (but obviously 2 chicks with a double ender)

Oh and also they were like super spray tanned, and at least one (i only saw her) had bleached her butthole, and so it was exactly the same color as everything else, and it literally looked like she had no ass, fucking weirdest shit ever

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Anonymous (ID: LAM36/4w) 2014-04-20 09:53:39 Post No.543098585
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Anonymous (ID: LAM36/4w) 2014-04-20 09:53:39 Post No.543098585 [Report]

did you call the police? That many muslims in one place is a terrorist convention:

http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/15/world/al-qaeda-meeting-video/

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Anonymous (ID: UzIM9F81) 2014-04-20 09:55:21 Post No.543098721
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Anonymous (ID: UzIM9F81) 2014-04-20 09:55:21 Post No.543098721 [Report]

>>543098585
As I was chatting up the chick at front desk I asked how long till they were getting kicked out, police where probably going to be called in about 30 minutes, she was being lenient because it was the guys 30th

Oh and apparently it was their second lot of strippers that night

Anonymous (ID: zwsXc7tw)
2014-04-20 12:41:22 Post No.543114352
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Anonymous (ID: zwsXc7tw) 2014-04-20 12:41:22 Post No. 543114352 [Report] [View thread]

So, my yank friends. Let's take a quick look at the past 14 years of american freedom.

2000 - Elections are rigged, Bush 'wins' presidency.

2001 - WTC gets attacked and collapses, along with building 7 which was never hit by any airplane.

2002 - Guantanamo Bay is opened outside of US borders to allow for torturing.

2003 - USA along with NATO invades Afghanistan. (supposedly to go after Bin Laden)

2004 - USA invades Iraq (supposedly to disarm them from nuclear weapons, which they know the Iraqis don't have)

2004...
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Anonymous (ID: tu0NALDg) 2014-04-20 12:47:22 Post No.543114865
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Anonymous (ID: tu0NALDg) 2014-04-20 12:47:22 Post No.543114865 [Report]

>>543114352
what are they supposed to do about it?

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Anonymous (ID: zwsXc7tw) 2014-04-20 12:48:47 Post No.543114978
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Anonymous (ID: zwsXc7tw) 2014-04-20 12:48:47 Post No.543114978 [Report]

>>543114865
Revolt?

Pretty much anything except accept what has happened/is still happening.

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Anonymous (ID: tu0NALDg) 2014-04-20 12:50:05 Post No.543115093
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Anonymous (ID: tu0NALDg) 2014-04-20 12:50:05 Post No.543115093 [Report]

>>543114978
ok brb revolting

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2014-04-20 06:57:27 Post No.543086469
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Anonymous (ID: kdf6tGyV) 2014-04-20 06:57:27 Post No. 543086469 [Report] [View thread]

Uncle Adolf

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Anonymous (ID: kdf6tGyV) 2014-04-20 06:58:43 Post No.543086541
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Anonymous (ID: kdf6tGyV) 2014-04-20 07:00:08 Post No.543086623
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Anonymous (ID: AI4TBJj8)
2014-04-19 16:33:43 Post No.542992427
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Anonymous (ID: AI4TBJj8) 2014-04-19 16:33:43 Post No. 542992427 [Report] [View thread]

Can someone shop a claymore into this rock?

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Anonymous (ID: 6SgY6R40) 2014-04-19 16:36:28 Post No.542992759
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here ya go

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Anonymous (ID: rQNmcICK) 2014-04-19 16:37:42 Post No.542992908
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you're welcome op

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Anonymous (ID: AI4TBJj8) 2014-04-19 16:38:25 Post No.542992993
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Anonymous (ID: AI4TBJj8) 2014-04-19 16:38:25 Post No.542992993 [Report]

>>542992759
How long did that take you?

Anonymous (ID: B0v4dfhB)
2014-04-19 13:06:56 Post No.542966953
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Anonymous (ID: B0v4dfhB) 2014-04-19 13:06:56 Post No. 542966953 [Report] [View thread]

ITT: you touch your penis, you lose

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Anonymous (ID: B0v4dfhB) 2014-04-19 13:09:06 Post No.542967198
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Anonymous (ID: B0v4dfhB) 2014-04-19 13:13:40 Post No.542967745
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Anonymous (ID: qNAnpwK+) 2014-04-19 13:16:00 Post No.542968014
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Anonymous (ID: qNAnpwK+) 2014-04-19 13:16:00 Post No.542968014 [Report]

>>542966953
Vesca or somehing, no?

Anonymous (ID: yM5nNVKX)
2014-04-19 14:35:09 Post No.542977179
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Anonymous (ID: yM5nNVKX) 2014-04-19 14:35:09 Post No. 542977179 [Report] [View thread]

ITT we are the US Congress

Any new business?

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Anonymous (ID: 5yzEXOU7) 2014-04-19 14:35:57 Post No.542977271
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>>542977179

>congress
>new business

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Anonymous (ID: kGLUH6f2) 2014-04-19 14:36:34 Post No.542977337
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Anonymous (ID: kGLUH6f2) 2014-04-19 14:36:34 Post No.542977337 [Report]

we need a pay raise

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Anonymous (ID: yM5nNVKX) 2014-04-19 14:38:01 Post No.542977523
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>>542977271
We respectfully ask the delegation from Iowa to stop chortling

At least not so loudly

Also who brought the donuts