Sup /b/, basically I found an iPhone 5c a few weeks ago that didn't have a code to unlock it. I looked inside the notes on the phone and it included a shit load of details that included Facebook/bank info/paypal etc, I wont be touching any of the shit to do with banks or anything but I decided to log onto her FB to find out that she's a hot 10/10 milf, wut do?
Here is the phone, sorry if it's a different ID (I'm posting the picture from my phone and I started the thread from my laptop)
Write her and tell her you found her phone. It's the white thing to do.
>>543538398
I saved all the details on my phone and sold her phone for £200, fuck giving it back.
New Zealand thread? NZ thread. Get in her fags
>>543381252
>her fags
Who is she?
Let's throw another shrimp on the barbie
Hows it going people
Girl
Bird
le doge face xDD
whenever my family goes on holidays i am responsible for taking photos. i always take a heap of my mums tits and keep them for myself. decided to share a bunch of them. if anyone wants to see more of mums tits im happy to post all i have. tell me what you think.
Go on then
Go one...
hi /b/ please rate my new gf
>imblying
ugly as fuck
>>543176573
Can't say. Moar.
I don't know why these threads keep getting deleted, she's of age and I'm sure /b/ appreciates her tits
i appreciate it
One of the nicest pussies I've had the pleasure to gaze upon
fucking bump
the S/FUR/ ride never ends!
new thread!
Seems to be working now.
Dont push me, you niggers! I swear I'll do it.
ok, we wont
That's some pretty nice lookin' gum you got there.
>>543133217
>Mega Lang
Hat deinen Mutti mir gestern auch gesagt :^)
Außerdem:
>20.4.
uwotm8
ok /b/ story time
>I deliver alcohol, last delivery of the night
>390 dollars, 2 bottles of whiskey, 3 vodka, 2 white wine, and like 10 bottles of soft drinks and a bag of ice
>rock up at the place, it's a hotel
>chat up hot chick at front desk a bit, cause that's what you do
>get let up to the room
>inside, 20 fully muslim men, turbans and beards and everying standing around the edges of the room, staring intently at the floor in the middle of the room
>in the middle of the room, 2 strippers fully naked scissoring each other in position pic related, with a double ender between them
>the men (and one fat ugly leb chick) all silently and intently watching them
>"yeah ok that will be 390" to one of the guys
>"ok that guy will fix you up" and points to a guy that just walks out of the room
>standing there staring at like the ceiling and shit waiting for the other guy to get his cash
>the 2 strippers move to like squatting on each other
>then move to one on her shoulders, the other squatting over her in like pile driver (next pic related)
>finally after like 5 minutes of the most awkward situation in the world guy comes back and gives me the 400 dollars
>leave
>chatup chick at front desk more, tell her this story and chat a bit, 10 minutes later get her number
Alcohol delivery is a fucking weird job
Pic related, pile driver they were in (but obviously 2 chicks with a double ender)
Oh and also they were like super spray tanned, and at least one (i only saw her) had bleached her butthole, and so it was exactly the same color as everything else, and it literally looked like she had no ass, fucking weirdest shit ever
did you call the police? That many muslims in one place is a terrorist convention:
http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/15/world/al-qaeda-meeting-video/
>>543098585
As I was chatting up the chick at front desk I asked how long till they were getting kicked out, police where probably going to be called in about 30 minutes, she was being lenient because it was the guys 30th
Oh and apparently it was their second lot of strippers that night
So, my yank friends. Let's take a quick look at the past 14 years of american freedom.
2000 - Elections are rigged, Bush 'wins' presidency.
2001 - WTC gets attacked and collapses, along with building 7 which was never hit by any airplane.
2002 - Guantanamo Bay is opened outside of US borders to allow for torturing.
2003 - USA along with NATO invades Afghanistan. (supposedly to go after Bin Laden)
2004 - USA invades Iraq (supposedly to disarm them from nuclear weapons, which they know the Iraqis don't have)
2004 - Bush is 'reelected'
2008 - Obama wins the election with his 'Change, yes we can' campaign.
2010 - Wikileaks releases Iraq war logs and Collateral Murder video. Bradley Manning is arrested and convicted for letting the american people know about the war crimes their country commits.
2011 - NSA starts building massive data center to hold all intercepted communications.
2013 - Snowden reveals mass surveillance scandal, undermining the freedoms and rights of millions of people all across the world. Snowden of course immediately gets targeted by the US government.
2013 - NSA officials lie to congress.
2014 - Princeton peer reviewed study shows the USA is not a democracy anymore.
Now, I know this is a very summarized version of events, but goddamn yanks, why are you letting yourselves get assraped by a bunch of rich corrupt assholes?
>>543114352
what are they supposed to do about it?
>>543114865
Revolt?
Pretty much anything except accept what has happened/is still happening.
>>543114978
ok brb revolting
Uncle Adolf
Can someone shop a claymore into this rock?
here ya go
you're welcome op
>>542992759
How long did that take you?
ITT: you touch your penis, you lose
>>542966953
Vesca or somehing, no?
ITT we are the US Congress
Any new business?
>>542977179
>congress
>new business
we need a pay raise
>>542977271
We respectfully ask the delegation from Iowa to stop chortling
At least not so loudly
Also who brought the donuts
ITT: Go ask your sister or girlfriend if you could lick her feet and greentext what happens, Part 3
Bump, let's do this, already listed my luck a couple threads back, time for others to get lucky.
curiosity bump
last night's threads were glorious
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