First sexual experience thread
>>544461215
Are you gonna start OP or are you just going to be a huge faggot like always.
Girl that had a crush on me for years got me drunk and lured me into the woods to have her way with me. Was 14ish.
>>544461601
sounds kinda shitty
Ask a guy who was molested by an older woman, when he was a kid, anything.
Last thread died, so I will repost the story again. If you guys want it to live you have to post too!
This will be the fourth installment of the misadventures of Rayne and my younger self, Trice (birth name Trevor.) Sorry I couldn't post last night, my roommate needed a ride all over the place and I didn't get home until late.
I will start with part four, then repost parts 1 through 3.
when i was a kid i molested an older woman.
>>544444702
Our fourth encounter happened a month or so later. I had just started a four day weekend and was very excited! I knew exactly how I was going to spend it too. Rayne had just gotten Ocarina of Time for me, as she would buy things for me as a sort of bribe to keep my mouth shut. I was going to spend the entire four days plowing through the lands of Hyrule, exploring, being a hero, and saving the world. I had already started the game, but only just got my sword and shield, so I had a long way to go.
Since it was a holiday weekend, my mom had a bunch of her... “friends” over. If they were all just pot heads then it might have been bearable, but a lot of the guys preferred to drink too, and liked being bullies. So when the first of them arrived I had an idea of what was going on, and decided to avoid them and hold up in my room. It worked at first, they all stayed out there, while I played in my room and made my way through The Great Deku Tree.
However, to help drown out all of their noise and crappy music, I would up the volume on my TV. I guess someone heard what I was playing and opened my door with out even knocking. I turned around to she this tall white guy, short cropped hair, and had a voice which made me hate everything about him. He had picked on me a lot, especially when he knew my mom was no were to see him (she at least cared enough to stop these assholes from physically abusing me, since I would threaten to tell my school counselor how I got bruised at home, who would report her to CPS in a heartbeat.) Anyway, this ass, his name was Jeff, and he shouted to the apartment, “What the fuck!? Yo! Trash has the new Zelda game!” He would call me ‘Trash’ instead of ‘Trice’ all the time.
Why the fuck has the thread 404ed ?
Made fun of this alpha nigger thoughout a couple years in highschool
wanted to share best
gen nigger thread
Jerry, you're a bitch.
>>544409558
Jerry ur bitch xD
Hey Jerry Sablich, how's Johnson City, New York going?
Can I get some suggestions for rap?
I'll explain myself
So after seeing a few threads this past month or so talking about rap, I finally decided to give the genre a go. I am a huge EDM fan, and I live for genres like Deep House, Trapstep etc etc. I've always loathed rap (at least every bit of it which I heard) because it just seemed like a black man complaining about how his life was very hard but now he's going to list to me how many women have given him STIs and how many cars he can fit in his latest hoe's vagina or some bollocks like that.
I figured I'd start with Kendrick Lamar, seeing as there was that whole hubbub about "Good Kid, m.A.A.d City" not winning some award and I wanted to see what all the complaining was about. It was ok, I liked some of the beats and I guess his lyrical content was above average for a rapper.
So I've taken a stab at listening to Chance the Rapper, Lupe Fiasco, Childish Gambino and then, on suggestion from a work colleague, some "old skool" stuff from the likes of 2Pac, Notorious BIG, N.W.A. and Nas
Some of the songs I recognised from hearing as I was growing up, others were ok. I know there are a couple of you out there who are proponents of rap and could suggest me stuff.
This isn't a thread for "oh post the most underground person you know because you're so cool", I'd like suggestions which have both good, meaningful lyrical content (wordplay etc is a bonus) and generally good beats in the genre of rap.
I'd be very appreciative for any suggestions.
And no, do not tell me to listen to Eminem, I've given him enough of my time to decide he's ok but not really all that special.
Rakim (anything, this guy was ahead of his time)
Enter The Wu Tang
A Tribe Called Quest (Midnight Marauders)
Nas (Illmatic is iconic)
>>544388648
Atmosphere
yeah dawg
Juicy J, J. Cole, Tyler the Creator, YG, Tyga, ScHoolboy Q, Kanye (if you haven't heard Yeezus go listen like now), Chief Keef and Lill' Wayne
So Donald Sterling got banned from the NBA for life AND he has to pay $2.5 million in fines.
For something that was supposed to be a private discussion between him and his chink girlfriend.
How does that make you feel /b/?
>pic related
>>544375125
source:
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-27214758
>>544375125
If he doesn't like niggers, why the fuck does he go to basketball games?
bunch of white liberal guilt going on. I wonder how liberal they'll be once the niggers and spics take over this dying country.
t33n thr3ad
>>544284321
2004 called, they want their leetspeak back
/r/ing source for this vid, looked everywhere but I can't find it and /r/ is shite
>>544248164
She's one of the /soc/ girls. Her name is BrightEyes. That's all I know.
bumb for vid as well
>>544248164
>>544249205
If anons are interested, I do have one of her vids where she fingers her twat and ass hole while wearing a school girl outfit.
pic related
Story time everyone. This is a very personal story of mine that I'm ready to share.
>It was six years ago my wife gave birth to our beauitful son
>I was 20 at the time, she was 20 also.
>For the first year she took care of him, I had taken up a really great job in accounting and made great money
>Life was good, I had a family that loved me, owned a nice car payed in full, birthdays, Christmas, everything you could imagine
>It was then that one November night I remember getting a phone call
If anyone is lurking, let me know, I will continue.
I gotta know cont. op
>>544255218
continue plox
>inb4dinasoure
>>544255218
>I was taking care of my son that evening as my wife went in for a late job interview
>I answer the phone with my son resting in my arms while we watched Blues Clues together
>All I can remember is my mind going numb, a ringing in my ears. I dropped the phone and my son got my attention.
>"Daddy what's wrong" he asked me in the most innocent way.
>"Nothing son" I reassured him as I picked my phone back up and hung it up. I then called my sister and asked her to watch my son for me.
>I had to go to the hospital, I was told the wing and floor. I knew why I was going there but it didn't make sense.
>When I arrived I went to the desk and after several minutes was greeted by a surgeon.
>He explained what happened to me, still nothing made sense.
new meme: frightened ice cream wearing a fedora (FICWAF for short)
also don't forget that micromeme is an established meme now and no longer of new meme status ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
not this shit again
goodnight
fuck
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>>543948615
Finally a good thread on 4chan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju-NCmxo9PM&list=UULCmJiSbIoa_ZFiBOBDf6ZA
His new video.
Post post post
>>543948615
Bump
ITT: The best porn vid you've seen
Make me cum /b/
>>543802465
All I need.
>4 chan dot com
Do you even into hymens?
>>543647175
fascinating
keep going...i'm interested
tell me more good sir
more examples please mr scientist
So,
where were you when 4chan was hacked?
https://imgur.com/a/UhIRx
sleeping for 14 hours now fuck off
User? PW?
>>543627937
So hostile.
First time thread, let's go. My story happened this valentine's
>Be 19 year old beta
>Virgin, never had gf, grew up homeschooled
>Valentines is coming up, all (read: 7) of my friends have dates
>Except for one
>Best friend, shes a grill, 8/10 (was public schooled btw)
>Had a crush on her since elementary but friendzoned for about 13 years now
>Get texts from her the days before valentines complaining about lack of date
>Oh my god
>Yes
>Fuck yes
>This valentines I will confess my love
>Been flirting with her since I hit 14 but she never notices
>”Lol faggot she notices but doesn’t want to say anything” --you
>No seriously, she’s oblivious whenever ANYONE flirts with her. Ive seen firsthand a 10/10 (well, maybe 8/10) alpha come up and say shes pretty and she’ll just go “haha, thanks” and wander the fuck away
>>543544014
>”Maybe she’s a lesbo and you can get in on dat sweet girlgirl action” --you
>She’s a major tomboy and into hockey, climbing trees, etc. but no, we’ve talked about intimate things like sexual preferences countless times and she’s definitely straight
>Anyway, I decide to reveal my love to her
>karatekidtrainingmontage.webm
>Google is running at max power. “How to ask crush out,” “How to be confident,” “how to dance”
>Fucking splurge like shit, researching fashion and running out to buy clothes from trendy hipsterfag stores (not tons, but probably three or four outfits because I cant decide whats better)
>Girl has a bff. I call bff, ask her if my plan is going to work (bff knows about my feelings)
> “Omg anon I can’t believe you’re finally gonna do this! Yes omg yes go for it!”
>Feeling pumped as shit, ask her where girl will be on valentines
>Her and her friends are going to be at a club together, girl plans to just dance with the other girls’ dates for fun
>Few more days pass until eve of valentines
>Go to bed, outfit is hanging on hanger near bathroom ready to go
>Fall asleep and have awesome dream about me and girl on date
>Morning, wake up at 4:00am
>judgementisuponus.jpg
cont.
>>543544131
>Google is running at max power. “How to ask crush out,” “How to be confident,” “how to dance”
>Fucking splurge like shit, researching fashion and running out to buy clothes from trendy hipsterfag stores (not tons, but probably three or four outfits because I cant decide whats better)
Sounds like you're trying pretty hard there man, if you've known her for that long a new outfit isn't going to be the difference between her saying yes and no.
Cont. anyway OP, I'm enjoying this
Sup /b/, basically I found an iPhone 5c a few weeks ago that didn't have a code to unlock it. I looked inside the notes on the phone and it included a shit load of details that included Facebook/bank info/paypal etc, I wont be touching any of the shit to do with banks or anything but I decided to log onto her FB to find out that she's a hot 10/10 milf, wut do?
Here is the phone, sorry if it's a different ID (I'm posting the picture from my phone and I started the thread from my laptop)
Write her and tell her you found her phone. It's the white thing to do.
>>543538398
I saved all the details on my phone and sold her phone for £200, fuck giving it back.
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