Ask a Valve developer anything about the Half Life series. I wont be going into too much detail about HL3, but I want to answer questions about that guy in the picture. Anyways, go ahead. Ask away.
post proof
Will it come out?
>>541992445
Is HL3 in development?
let's hear some music /b/
>inb4 shit music
>inb4 op is a fag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gxNW2Ulpwk
selfbump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6c9Udooy4I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmLAWwRglSU
MEMORIES YOU WISH YOU COULD REPRESS THREAD
I'LL START
>Be 4-5 y/o
>not know about masturbation
>no door on bedroom
>share room with sister
>get boner one night
>not know what it is
>get sudden craving to take underwear off
>hmmmm.jpg
>sneak to sisters drawer
>put on some of her underwear
>still not satisfied
>remember there are some tennis balls under our bunk bed
>shove 3 tennis balls in pants with my 4 year old bonder
>mom immediately walks in to me hip thrusting around the room wearing my sisters underwear, with a raging boner and tennis
>"uh... anon?"
>"I forgot my underwear mommy"
>"ok, next time just let me know and I'll find you some."
>"ok mommy"
lets hear yours.
>>541972834
i have nothing to top that
So i was about 10 years old staying at my best friends house. starting puberty and looking at porn want to jack off to everything. His sister is 8 years old at the time. I start jacking it in the bathroom and she comes in i get down and finger her clit. While I cum on her flat chest. regret everything ever since then.
>>541972834
this is why sex ed needs to be taught before school even starts
ITT: androgynous/tomboy/short hair girls
webm thread?
>yes
Anyone has any links to some deep web-sites. I'm been tired of lurking for the past few months now and I'm just kind of bored now.Anything relating to suicide recordings or rape videos will intrigue me
>>541971308
The closet thing I found to the deep web was this http://theync.com/shocking/15683-full-russian-murder-video.htm but none of the links really ork for some reason. Also the pic is of some story screen-caped by a site called pedo planet.
>>541971308
Download the browser, find a hidden wiki mirror, and then get all the sights from there, not hard bro.
You're a sick individual that needs therapy.
Childhood gay stories!!!
>Be me
>Be 12, already know a little about sex and masturbate regularly
>A cousin of mine comes to spend the weekend at my home
>He is 9, a little chubby. The ass was fat.
>At night, my parents are sleeping
>We are video-games in my room, I start to get horny because I haven’t fapped in a while
>Idea.jpeg
>”Hey, Leo, do you know what sex is?”
>”I have heard of it… Isn’t it that thing adults do that makes babies?”
>”Yeah, but did you know it feels really good?”
>”It does?”
>”Yeah…” My cock Is rock hard already. “Want me to show you? But you cant tell anyone okay?”
>”Okay.”
>I open my porn folder
>Show him a random porn vid. Standard stuff, girl gives head, then guy fucks her.
>Its obviously the first time he has seen anything like this. His eyes are as large as dinning plates.
>I take my cock out and start fapping. It’s about 4 inches and uncut.
>”What are you doing?”
>”Im fapping. Try it, feels really good.”
>He takes his cock out. it’s 3 inches and uncut too, but his foreskin looks a little tighter.
>”It really does”
>We are both fapping. It’s time.
Cont.
>>541970123
>”If you fap mine, I will fap yours. What do you think?”
>”Why would we do that?”
>”It fells even better when someone else does it. Trust me.”
>”Ok.”
>I grab his smaller cock in my hand. It is very warm. I feel his smaller hand on my cock and he starts to fap me. I do the same.
>”It feels really good!”
>”It gets better…”
>I start to fap him harder.
>We are fappin each other very fast
>”Im felling somethiiiiiii-“
>His cock twitches and thrusts his pelvis for a few seconds. There is no cum, but he definetly came.
>”See told you.”
>”What was that?”
>”That was and orgasm. Now that I made you orgasm, make me do it, ok? Just keep fapping me.”
>He starts to stroke my cock faster and faster, a bead of pre leaves my dick, meaning I am almost cumming. I am seeing stars.
>I cum, two weak spurts of cum leaving my cock. It’s the best orgasm I’ve ever felt.
Maybe I will tell you about the rest of the weekend later, but only if you guys give me some stories as well.
Good story but dead thread
>>541971407
moar you faggit
not everyone was lucky enough to get some gay action as a kid
I'm pretty high and i could use some good laughs, let's hear some of the good times you had in your teen years
>stayed in my room everyday
>masturbated to the girls that were in my classes
holy shit /b/ I don't know what just happened. I think I just molested my cousin. but, she wanted it. I don't really know why it happened or how but it did. i will greentext it for you since I know some of you are interested. I'm still sorta in shock. I gotta apologize for my shitty story telling skills in advance but I'll try my best. pic unrelated
>20 years old
>at my grandfathers house after my grandmothers funeral
>bored as fuck decide to go outside with my two cousins because I'd rather play tag/catch then talk or look at my phone all night.
>7years old and 13 years old both girls
>Laura, the 7 year old is a redhead and the cutest fucking thing in the world, love her like my own little sister
>Kristen, a 13 year old is a half cousin, she's also half nigger. kinda pudgy but not overweight.
>Most of the night we play catch, talk and I end up chasing them around the yard trying to get my phone back from Kristen
>after getting it back I start texting a friend and kristen starts thinking that it's a good idea to sit on me.
>eventually laura tells me to go away that she needs to talk with kristen
>I go and lay down on the grass and listen to music
>Kristen lays on top of me with laura on top of her.
>I try to get comfy, close my eyes and sleep.
>Kristen suggests to play truth and dare.
>perverted thoughts start to flow because I'm a fucked up human being.
>I chose truth after being asked by laura.
>she asks me if I have a sister, knowing that I do. idk she's weird.
> i say yea, it goes around again, and I chose dare from laura and she tells me to kiss Kristen on the lips.
>we hesitate a lot and end up not doing it. despite laura trying her best to pull us together by our hands.
>we end up moving the game from where we were, right near the house, to behind the shed behind the garage.
bamf
>we start the game again and me and Kristen swear that this game there's no more chickens.
>Laura again dares me to kiss Kristen, we hesitate for a bit but finally agree to if Laura goes to the other side of the shed and doesn't look.
>end up making out for a bit, she's not really experienced, uses no tongue and just lets me lead the kiss.
>goes around a couple more times, I end up finding out through a truth that she's not a virgin and that her bra size is a 36c.
>this really shocks me as I lost my virginity at 18.
>she says it's normal.
>Laura end up daring me to kiss Kristen again for 3 minutes.
>this time she's more into it, grabbing me and pulling me close to her.
>I get a chubby from this act of sudden confidence from her. still kisses like shit though.
>goes around again and Laura tells me to do everything with Kristen. We ask her what that means and she says sex.
>me and kristen look at each other with a wtf look as this 7yo angel is pretty perverted for her age. I chalk it up to innocence and not really knowing what she's asking us to do.
>there's this awkward silence between us then kristen says fuck i wish i didn't say no chickens.
>so many thoughts flowing through my mind.
bmoc
>tfw you didn't go to a Russian high school
You didn't have babes in your highschool?
>>541938453
not sweet hot russian babes
moar
Creep thread?
> And let's talk about why we like this shit. Analyze with me /b/
Pic related.
>>541860708
Just gonna bump deh bump deh bump
>>541860817
deh bump deu bump
>>541860817
yea continue
sh_ta saturday
Asian thread?
bump
>>541937304
Those are some very fine titties. Too bad about the hose clamp on her lip.
>>541937498
Dude, that's a nigette.
How about a thread about 80' revival style songs (kavinsky, power glove, perturbator etc) and visuals?
also feel free to share 80' style posters, graphics or whatever fanart. it's actually not nostalgia thread, but more like 80' art.
also² brainstorming. I begin :
-moustache
I start with Betamaxx
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09E3cfIMl0Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yergWdn968o
quite nice album as well
>>541889650
yeah i have it. love norkuy and smily cyclops.
Also, them band name.
selfpicbump
I know people here have taste, cmon
SO yeah
a new one
shirtmockup.com
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