Fluffy Things with tits.
S/FUR Shark,Scalie
more fresh bread
The ride never ends.
>>542724206
stop putting words in OP so they cant filter us
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Remove the spaces.
Images you aren't supposed to share. I'll start with my ex Caitlin
>>542717014
>>542717178
>>542717264
What would you do to her?
falcon punch!
tell her to stop being a whore and think about the bastard child growing inside of her
>>542712450
Put some clothes on her and tell her to fuck off is not mine!!!
cleavage that causes you to instaboner
>instaboner
yeah, good luck with that, fapped 6 times today
>>542680238
lol. that's not my problem.
Omegle thread.
Set Tumblr as your interest and try to legalize rape.
Pic related.
>>542673532
Saving this thread.
TOP. FUCKING. KEK
http://logs.omegle.com/4b6feb4
let's try this again...
posting from last thread
Shit tier food
Post a grosser pizza
I'd eat the fucking shit out of that.
Saw the idea in a different thread, thought it was a good idea
>>542627412
This is a pathetic way to obtain child pornography.
She was 19, she told him
ITT You: Laugh you Post, /b/ threads edition
Help me out /b/, I am FUCKED.
>Be me
>Get a job at a local butcher's shop for some spare money
>Butcher has an 8/10 daughter who goes to the local college
>Almost the end of my shift, earlier today
>Stacking up some boxes
>Butcher's daughter comes in, wearing short shorts and a tank top
>muhdick.jpg
>"Hey Anon, need some help with those?"
>"Uh, sure"
>We both stack up a few boxes together
>Turn my back, as I do she bumps her butt against mine in a non-sexual way
>Do the same to her, and we both laugh and do it again
>Mid bump, the butcher walks in
>He lunges towards me, rolling pin in hand
>"ARE YOU FUCKING MY GIRL, ANON?"
>"N-no"
>"YOU ARE, AREN'T YOU?"
>He hits me with the pin
>"YOU ARSEHOLE, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU"
>runlikehell.jpg
>Get out of the butcher's shop, butcher gives chase
>Run the 5 minutes back to my house
>Butcher jumps over my garden wall
>Lock all doors and windows, close all curtains except for one
Pic related, took this just now. He's still out there shouting about how I'm gonna die. What the hell do I do?
Also when I say butt bump I mean like this but with only one of us doing it at a time.
run out naked with a comboy suit
with some justin bieber music
>>542546267
I don't have either of those.
I just told my girlfriend that having an innie vagina is not common. Post pictures or share some kind words to make her happy
told her i had never been with a girl with one. now shes upset
>>542551595
wow innies are just groos.
i think there's some sort of surgery she can get to fix that though.
love that pussy sm the better
You find yourself in a dark room. You have no idea how you got here, but whatever happened, it can't be good. Your instinct tells you that you need to get out of here. Quickly. What will you do?
>Enter command (Post ending in 3)
Suck my own dick
>close browser
>>542539403
You attempt to close the browser, but unfortunately, there is no browser to close. You don't even have a computer. There probably isn't any kind of wireless signal in miles. You consider stopping being a faggot and finding a way to get out of here.
>5&10
Hello /b/ this is my GF after tan.
Rate her butt pls
good butt
6/10
le not bad.
le very good
>>542550228
lol. 8.
well, /b/, I'm being extorted by a hacker.
>be me
>be sittin on facebook
>see a rando friend request
>"Hm, cute little asian girl, wow, she's in my area, perhaps date?"
>Accept friend request
>insta-message from girl
>"Hey there, handsome"
>seems legit
>"yeah where u from oh yeah hm ok ur cute ok want to skype"
> '~'
> "sure"
> "k, i'll add u"
> k, accept add
> accept video call
> "WOW. ur cute :) want to play"
> '~'
>"sure"
>she does this freaky hot dance for me in a little black slip, taking it off, showing me these great tits, slipping off her hose, etc I'm sure y'all want the whole graphic lowdown on this striptease
> "let me see ur cock"
> Show her my cock
> "WOW. :) I like"
> Start jackin it on cam
> she's stripping, playin
> "okay show me ur face"
> '~'
> "not that one! ur actual face :)))))"
> uh
> she's showin me some titty
> "aight"
>I lift the cam up to my face
> she sits down
>"I RECORDED YOU YOU WHILE YOU PLAYING HARD YOUR COCK AND MASTURBATING IT ! IN THIS VIDEO I CAN DO ANYTHING TO BROKE YOUR LIFE !! SO YOU WANT ME TO START SPREADING IT ON ALL SOCIAL MEDIA'S LIKE FACEBOOK AND YOUTUBE AND ESPECIALLY TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND RELATIVES ON FACEBOOK ??? OR YOU WANT ME TO DELETE YOUR VIDEO AND NOT SPREADING IT AND LEAVE YOU ALONE !! TELL ME NOW !!!
EVEN YOU LOG OUT OR DEACTIVATE YOUR ACCOUNT ITS OK !
CAUSE I ALREADY HAVE A LIST OF YOUR FAMILIES AND FRIENDS !
I TOLD YOU !!! IM A "PROFESSIONAL HACKER" I SEE ALL THE LINKS YOU HAVE !! AND ESPECIALLY THE LINKS OF ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY !
TELL ME !! DONT MAKE ME MAD !!
YOU WANT TO DELETE YOUR VIDEO OR NOT ???"
>fuck
>"what?"
>"OKIE I HAVE A GOOD DEAL FOR YOUR VIDEO SEND ME THE MONEY AND I SURE I WILL DELETE YOUR MASTERBATION COCK AND MAKE SURE I M NOT GOING TO POST YOUR VIDEO I WHANT NOW OR ESLE I WILL POST IT AND SEE YOUR LIFE WAS GONE ........"
>fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
>>542472276
(cont'd)
>her screen is now just her compy monitor, and I can see her drafting a message to all my friends on fb sayin "LOOK AT DIS MASTURBATION VIDEO I FOUND OF UR FRIEND"
>fuck fuck fuck fuck
>beg "please please please don't I'll do anything please don't"
>"k give me $1000 and I will delete ur video"
>"please please don't please I'll do anything please don't"
>"$1000"
>I pull up my bank account
>$$$$$9.26 niggas. $9.26.
>...
>send her screenshot of my meager funds
>"please please please don't I'll do anything please don't"
>"u give me $500"
>"I can't"
>"u don't hav $500 anon????"
>"I don't, you can see look please this is all I have I'm a college student blahblahblah"
>"okay, anon, I need the money or I'm gonna send ur video TO ALL UR FRIENDS THEY WILL ALL SEE MASTURBATION OF YOU"
>"That's all I have I swear, please don't etc etc etc"
>She then pulls up pictures of my friends. Pictures of me and my friends. Jsut for emphasis/torture/reminder that my life will be ruined
>"okay anon, listen, u giv me $300 by WESTERN UNION or I WILL SEND THE VIDEO"
>"I can get you the money! I can get you the money!!!! Just not right now!!!!!! I have to ask my mother!!!!!"
>"Y u no have the money right now anon?"
>"I'm a student! I have to ask my mother! I'll have it to you by 1 pm tomorrow!!!!"
>"1 pm tomorrow or I will RUIN YOUR LIFE ANON. RUIN IT. ALL YOUR FRIENDS WILL SEE U MASTURBATING ON CAM I HAV THE VIDEO. DON'T BOTHER DELETING UR FB I HAVE UR FRIENDS LIST RIGHT HERE."
>she does
>"why are you doing this to me????"
>"DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT ANON. YOU NEED TO PAY THE MONEY TOMORROW BY 1 PM I WILL BE MAKING SURE U R ON FACEBOOK AND SKYPE. $300 TOMORROW BY 1 PM WESTERN UNION.
>my mom's going to want an explanation for why I need $300. Well this is embarrassing.
>>542472276
Well, only thing you can do is threaten her with something at this point. Remember that there's no guarantee she won't just leak the shit anyway.
>>542472592
how could I threaten her?
Join in on an important social movement, /b/
By not tipping food servers we can force business owners to pay them a decent fucking wage
Funny, cause if we see you again we will fuck your food up. If we don't, we fuck your credit card up.
>>542422809
I never tip, if I want to spend more money then what the meal costs, I'll
a) go to a more expensive restaurant next time
b) get dessert
c) quit my job because I obviously have too much money already
d) give some money to the homeless guy out front
but none of these ever happen because I like to keep my money and spend only what an item costs, because I am not a charity.
>>542422809
>writing shittags on the customer copy of the receipt
>expects to get something done with armchair activism
>be 17 year old virgin
>have sister about a year younger than me
>kinda get along or whatever
>sister is fairly popular, lots of friends
>has one particular good group of friends
>they are always over at our house
>one of her friends in particular is named jenna
>jenna is really hot, 9/10, probably large b size breasts, dat face though
>not much of an ass but I don’t care much about that
>talk to her minimally, maybe 3 times just saying hi or whatever
>sometimes when jenna is over at our house I look over and she’s looking at me
>always look away immediately because im pretty beta
>figure its just an accident each time
>one night jenna is having a sleepover with her friends
>jenna is coming
>think nothing of it, her friends sleep over on occasion
>always stay up late because at night nobody disturbs me
>every few minutes I hear sister and her friends giggling loudly from her room down the hall
>god you guys are annoying as shit
>be about 3:30 am
>getting tired
>decide its about time to go to sleep
>about to get into bed when I hear a light tap on my door (it was partially open)
>look over
>its jenna
>surprised
>say “hey whats up?”
>she says “sorry to bother you anon but everyone fell asleep and im kinda hungry, can you show me where I can get something?”
>>542426508
moreeee
>say “yeah sure”
>walk downstairs, she follows behind me
>get to kitchen
>open pantry door and hold it open
>tell her “you can take whatever you want”
>she reaches in, grabs a box of wheat thins and turns back around to face me
>gets up close, looking into my eyes
>says “thanks anon”
>get nervous and freeze up
>what is going on
>she moves even closer to me
>her breasts are lightly against my chest
>still looking into my eyes
>its been probably 10 seconds now
>decide its time to do something about this
>grow balls and lean in and kiss her lightly
