Found a little bird that managed to fly through the gate of my house. I think it's injured. Not flying, barely moving, but alive. What do?
Methinks it's a hummingbird
>>545062436
Euthanize it
Get on with your life
check its wing bones and legs, if they're broken or fractured, reset the bone, find two tongue depressers and use it for a splint, nurture the bird, wait for it to fly around again, release, be proud
Towson Mall Subway
825 Dulaney Valley Road
Towson, Maryland 21204
(410) 296-7728
security cam: http://108.18.123.52/
admin no pass
come on /b/ros, potential here
there's a password, op is fag.
here it is
32 decides what i say.
I love you
Maybe I should have blur her name too?
>>545032954
>girl is bored
>OP is waiting for anons to tell him what to say
she is already fucking a guy while you are still here
Sunday ass thread. Post nice asses
Incest thread
Last one 404'd in the middle of some anon typing out a "Dress Up" story. Get in here.
Reporting in. Awaiting that guy to post moar, because I've been copy-pasting all the stories where something actually happens for archiving.
Oh lord anymore OP?
>>545008375
I'd like you to upload them somewhere if you don't mind. I really miss 4chanX and a little part of me dies every time I refresh a page to see it's 404'd.
Help me identify my dicks condition/STD.
Suspecting I got it from my gf (who is probably cheating on me)
>>545018748
you dont wash it often enough and squeze your dick too hard
>>545018748
It looks like you have GO TO A DOCTOR-itis.
>>545018748
AIDS - you got it from your boyfriend during buttsecks
Gather round people I must tell you a tale. The tale of moving in with druggies,betas who are alpha and sunflowers.
>be me
>move in with cool (ish) couple
>Dude is cool plays vidya
>Girl is kinda a crackwhore but who cares
>first day moving into new house
>has been empty for some time
>wonder why
>weird yellow house with sunflowers EVERYWHERE next door
>see 8/10 blue haired hottie in a bikini and dog collar mowing lawn
>stepupgame.jpg
>says she lives with "sir"
>fuck must be the bf
>says sir is sleeping (at 1pm)
>says i will meet him
>meet him later that evening
>HUGE bastard
>7' tall easy
>beta as fuck
>says hes an oldschool blacksmith
>looks like hambeast but hard to tell due to leather beta coat
>acts beta all evening
>roomies bail
>name him HBB (huge beta blacksmith)
>obsessed with sunflowers
>gives me weird honey wine he makes in his garage
>gives me shit over roomies bringing nigs over (their dro man)
>i go home
>1am hear loud as hell wooshing
>sounds like airplane
>holy fuck
>he has a massive fire going in stone frame in his back yard
>CLANGBONKWTF
>He is Banging on shit at 1am
>He is hitting something so hard its shaking my house
>go next door
>he is holding a hammer and beating the shit out of a large chunk of iron
>tell him to knock it off
>he gets really depressed
>says he will try to keep it down
>few weeks later BANG BANG BANG
>he is banging again
>call the cops
>roomies pissed about cops
>too high to care about banging
>see him crying wailing and bitching with
hold on trying tobang this shit out its kinda long
livefreenow.tumblr.com
Online now.,
>cont. Cops telling then he has to do it at night to see the colors
>2 months go by without banging
>he is always mopey
>has gas staition job
>qtgf says she might have to start stripping due to him not selling his iron
>roomies are up to meth now
>hear HBB and qtgf sobbing all the time
>housing board people stop by
>tell me its not friendly to call the cops
>notice necklace made of curled iron on housing guys neck
>fuck
>says to try to help him out
>I feel like shit
>go over to see HBB
>he is having dinner with Qtgf
>told him sorry for calling the cops
>he wiggs it and lifts me (one handed) by my hair
>thisishowidie.jpg
>qtgf tells him to chill
>he puts me down
>gives me steak
>tell him I will lay off the cops
>is happy that he can make inhuman ammounts of noise
>i buy headphones
>start hanging out with HBB
>he is still beta but kinda cool
>shows me how he makes things
>makes me a badass metal pot hanger for kitchen
>roomies becoming bigger nigs
>HBB still talks about sunflowere and walks around in faggotcoat
>HBB still cooler than roomies
>Suburb mafia still drops buy to make sure i'm being nice
>their yards are filled with iron benches and other crap he has made
>WTF
>he tells me how much this shit sells for
>gives me a door handle that looks like a bulldog sculped out of steel
>Roomies start shit with him over banging
>He is pissed about their dealer parking in his yard
>caughtinthemiddle.jpg
>stop hanging with him
>one day at home with roomies
>BANG louder at my .cont
Exilevilify_ thread update. It was a massive success.
We made her delete everything and go into exile (no pun intended)
>>545008795
why?
why would you tap on the fishtank dude- enjoy the view.
FB sluts
There was a fb slut who was into women"s gender studies. Named Erika Jensen. ever come across ?
Dog-Sothoth here. I do a shitty loli voice.
https://soundcloud.com/dog-sothoth
https://twitter.com/DogSothoth
Taking requests. I'll say most anything, not promising I'll pronounce it right though, but I'll try my best! I can do a loli voice, and my normal voice, if asked.
If you've been to my threads before: I deleted most of my old clips, trying to bring in higher quality stuff.
Last thread 404'd. Sorry.
https://soundcloud.com/dog-sothoth/baka-gaijin
Here's to the person who requested this!! It's a bit echo-ey/robot-ish but, I hope that's good enough, if you manage to come across the thread again.
>>544974280
A-And my pitch is lower than I would've liked.
>>544974280
dawwwwww
btw slightly deeper voice sounds better IMHO
>tfw finally found thread after refreshing catalog numerous times
I am new to Tor, what are some interesting things I should check out?
>>544957536
any fucking body
There's basically child porn, and people pretending to be hitmen, and drug dealers.
i heard the entire collection of harry potter books, audio books, and dvds is in there somewhere
ITT: Webm's/gif thread
Dump
Bump
ITT: Weird shit you do that if people knew you did it, no one would like you
>girl in my apartment building
>drops off a bunch of her stuff in my apartment building because she's moving out but can't get all of her stuff right away
>leaves her clothes in boxes in my apartment.
>late at night, feeling the urge, i go through her clothes.
>this is the second time iv done this.
>search high and low for her panties. Where are they
>after exactly 14 minutes, i find them. the holy grail.
>i begin my process. fap while covered in her entire collection of panties covering my body.
>sniff each one at least twice.
>find my favorite one which is similar enough to at least one other pair that she might not notice if it goes missing.
>pocket it and add it to my collection.
Last time, i was drunk and waiting for my friend to talk to his gf in her apartment that she shares with other girls. walk into one of the girls (who is smoking hot) rooms and search high and low for panties. find cute pink pair, stuff them in my pocket. i went to a club and had a normal night socializing with my friends, with the girl there who joked with me (unbeknownst to her, my pocket housed a pair of her used panties). Im new to this but i feel compelled to take a pair of panties and fap with them near me. (i dont wear them or anything)
it's late i guess no one is here.
just finished hand washing my pantie collection.
i stare at pics noticing at certain angles and with todays overexposed technology - nearly all photos are see through or have that capability... up to the point of x-ray... though it takes too much time and decent software...
I also watch skype vids of my x cheating on me while on skype with me. not going emo... masturbating... we are a strange race i swear
I pick my nose
The Most Perfect Pussy You have Ever Seen Thread
thats all you got?
Well /b/, I got fired and I need your help...
Today I went to my shitty supermarket job where I work so I can get money to buy videogames and to get experience and this happened:
PART 1/2
>wake up
>get ready to go to my job
>get to my job
>get to work
>am behind the cash register
>everythings going good
>untill a few assholes from my class show up infront of the store
>they bug me
>i try to get them away from the store
>go to the manager
>tell whats going on
>he says that i just have to put up with it and he cant do anything
>go back to the cash register and try to get back to work
>theyre still bugging me
>i cant work
>break comes along
>go to the manager
>tell him either they go away or i fight them
>he tells me that if i fight them i will be fired, but he agrees to tell them to leave or that he will call the cops
>he goes to tell them but they left and are nowhere to be seen
>thankgod.png
>manager tells he has to go
>break ends
>have to go put products on the shelf and shit
>am stacking the milk cartons
>assholes come back and are in the store
>goddamnit.jpg
>they come to me
>bug the shit out of me to the max
>one faggot thinks its funny to drop a milk carton
>milk all over the floor
>assholes laugh
>[anger intensifies]
>grab a milk carton
>smash faggot against the head with it and then try to beat the shit out of him
>other faggots storm at me
>beat the shit out of me (1 vs 5)
>2 co workers notice it and get in the fight trying to help me
>they help a little but they are also fucked
>schizophrenic co workers hears the shit happening
>he comes and sees me bleeding and the 2 co workers getting beat up
>see him run away
PART 2/2
>thatfuckingpussy.mov
>he sneaks back on them with a thick wooden plank
>smashes their legs with the plank
>they fall down
>me and the 2 other coworkers get back up and beat the shit out of them
>we tell them to leave
>let the 4 other shits leave and i decide i cant let the main asshole go without giving him a final punch to the face
>i do that with all my power
>one of his front teeth falls out
>thatamazingfeel.gif
>let him leave
>notify manager of what happened
>he comes back and tries to fire all of us but i get him to just fire me
I have to admit, I felt pretty good after it all happened, but the problem is that this accident that happened will get me a criminal record AND I'm afraid they will press charges against me...
It happened a few hours ago and I haven't gotten a call from the police or something like that so I don't know if anything will happen.
If I do get a criminal record and if they do press charges, how do I handle this? Having a criminal record makes getting a job real hard...
Help me.
Nice dude. I bet that felt great. I doubt you will get in much trouble. Especially if it was on camera. At most just aggravated assault.
If i'm not wrong, isn't this part of the manager's fault? To not be able to keep their worker in a safe working condition.
