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> be me, xbox GT was "Swaglord420xx"
> Never smoked weed before in my life
> First day back to school
> Make friends with one of the popular kids
> Asks me if I have an xbox
> Say "yes I do anon"
> He proceeds to ask me for my gamertag and I say "u-umm its S-swaglord420xx"
> He laughs in my face and tells me he will add me when he gets home

> Couple months pass and I found out cool kid and a bunch of friends enjoy the same games I do "COD, Battlefield, NBA"
> We all have fun playing together but they start referring to me as "Swaglord420xx"

>One day in class teacher says "Hey Anon come here..."
> Cool kid interrupts
> "It's not anon teach, its Swaglord420xx"
> Class laughs at me
> embarrassedasfuark.jpg


> Cool kid asks me to come chill and we'll game with the buds at his house
> Cool kids parents aren't home
> Cool kid and the funky bunch assumed because my name was "Swaglord420xx" that I smoke weed
> They offer me a bong rip
> first time smoking, trying to not make it to obvious
> Take the entire bowl in one hit because I didn't know otherwise
> Nearly cough my lungs up, proceed to become extremely baked
> We're playing NBA and they are all congratsing me on cashing the entire bowl, pretty amazed
> tfw I look like a pro for the first time
> They give me another bowl
> Cash it all again
> Cool kid is pissed because im taking all his weed but friends are amazed
> They decide i've had enough and I agree, proceed to game barely able to control myself phsyically
> Cool kid says "Hey Swaglord420x-"
> Before he could ask me what he wanted I burst out laughing while simultaneously shitting my pants infront of the entire group
> This was literally a fire hydrant pressure explosion of the brownie mixture.
> Still can't stop laughing
> Gasping for air because im laughing like a hyena while sitting in my own anal fungus while saying "HAHAHA SWAGLORD420XX" between breaths
> Now known as "Shitlord420xx" across school and no longer talk to the Cool kid
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> Been living under the guise of a straight guy for whole my life so far. (I'm in my twenties now)
> Been slow to date girls in elementary school, but then it went from first gear to fifth in high school.
> At one party, while drunk, made out with a guy. No-one else knows about it but him and me.
>Had weird talk about it after like: "Yo, remember that time we made out once?"; "Ye, we where so fucking drunk, man."; "Yeaaaah..." (Awkward laughs and silence)
> Fast forward until like a year ago
> Me abroad in a foreign university, job and all.
> Broke up with another boring woman (it's hard to find anything interesting about 'em), after the whole relationship turned into "me trying to entertain her, since she has no fucking real interests" thing.
> Disappointed and broken, since dream of "L'amour" with each next woman seems less like a dream, more like an delusion.
> Stocked on a weed, and went into a two month long trip going through my past memories, relation-ships et cetera.
> Remember kissing that guy
> Remembered liking it.
> Started to feels awkward around guys
> Left country.
> Went to my homeland and lived at my parents place for a while to gather my thoughts
> Family and friends - homophobic, father hates on gays just like that on a daily basis.
> Feeling like shit since there no-one I can really talk about it
> It's weird to talk to old friends
> Alienates from everyone
> Goes back to the country I moved to.
> Alienates from everyone there as well, since I still feels awkward around other guys.
> FML no idea what's what now

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Any more pictures like this?

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Design me a dildo /b/. I'll get the best one made up, ordered and will delivar pics of it up my ass when it arrives.

Buttplugs also welcome.

http://www.dildo-generator.com/

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ITT: Request shit and I will draw it.

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>Used to be a fan when I was 15.
>Grew up and eventually just found him an annoying, whiny bitch who only talks fast and loudly about edgy or dramatic stuff.
>Annoyed me how he couldn't stfu about his mom being terrible.
>Heard everyone is crazy about his latest video where he apologizes to his mother. That it's so emotional and powerful.
>Want to like the guy again, so decided to watch with an open mind
>It's just him again talking a lot and being loud, saying boring and emo stuff

TL;DR what the fuck do people like about him so much. I'm usually capable of enjoying things many people like. I can't pull it off with Eminem. And Harry Potter.

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ask someone grading a final exam for an intro philosophy class anything

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I have a question for the European Citizens of 4Chan.

What do you vote for the EU Election, and why? And where are you from?

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music to listen to while high

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmyHE7zQoGE

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Continuation of this dead is ".999...=1?" thread. His arguments I respond to are in pic. I hope OP is still on /b/.

OP argued that it his argument, .999...converges to 1, and therefore there will always be a small difference between .99... and 1. I have two separate arguments.

1. Define t(n)=1-s(n) = {.1,.01,.001,...}
Now for n=infinity where t(n)= .000...1, let us consider 1-t(n). When subtracting, we subtract from left to right.
That is, we subtract:
1.0-0
1.00-.00
and so forth. We would obtain 1.00... by definition of infinity. It is true for .0000...1 that there is a 1 at the end, but you don't get there because the string of 0's is infinite. It's like how (infinity + 1) is not a possible number.

The difference does exist on an infinitesimal scale, but it has no effect in finite calculations. In other words, I think this infinitesimal difference would only be significant in infinite calculations, but not in the finite field.

2. Additionally, consider s(n)-s(n)={0,0.0,0.00,0.000,...}
But this also "converges" to zero:
.9999...-.9=.0999...
.9999...-.99=.0099...
.9999...-.999=.0009...

I think because your main argument is that "convergence it not equality," to argue .999... is not equal to 1, you'd also have to argue s(n)-s(n) is not equal to zero.

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ITT: Arab cuties

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Game of Bros
We need an OP though

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Sverige Tråd, Swefags Raportera

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So I found out this morning that I will be having a boy. Me and the wife are having a tough time agreeing on a name. So I seek your help /b/.
This is probably the worst place to ask for opinions on names but I'm curious as to what you guys can think of.

>tl;dr need a boy name.