bread, gluten free
Ah well, I created one as well, you were quicker.
old thread:
>>547498079
First request gets posted.
>>547505617
Bonk, Getting Wet.
Lol so I posted in /biz for a stupid while. But first to roll 42 gets me to pull her panties off and make a request. Request will only be take if reasonable.
In the mean time. Rate that ass and say what you would do to her if she was lying next to you.
>>547484842
>>547484842
rollin
>>547484915
NEED ROLLS
S/Fur
Bread
Ride
Fluff
Tits
Yiff
Clop
Before / after weight gain thread
best place to find creepshots?
also no creepshot thread? creepshot thread pls
>>547412697
buttz
>>547412697
That's a lot of dunk
does b have sex with chicken breasts
wat
wat
wat
ITT: pornstars that look way too young
>>547419571
>too
>>547419571
bump for curiosity
oh boy here we go
Don't hold signs up in pictures because people on the internet will change the captions.
>Cum dumpster
>Cum dumpster
>Cum landfill.
>>547404784
Toppest of keks
>>547404561
Because of the fap threads, I no longer find normal sex interesting
Because of the trolling, I no longer feel guilt.
Because of /pol/ I am a racist.
Because of the gore, I no longer feel disgust.
Because of /x/, I am no longer scared.
I am a jaded, faceless, hate machine.
I am Anonymous.
/b/lessings brethren.
>>547410597
>Because of the trolling, I no longer feel guilt.
>Because of the gore, I no longer feel disgust.
these two apply very well to me
>>547410597
Because of 4chan I no longer speak to real human beings anymore.
I am obnoxious, arrogant and hate most people I am forced to talk with at school/work.
I don't feel happiness any more, only chan.
I no longer feel despair any more.
Only chan.
The gore threads no longer effect me like they used too. I am me because of 4chan.
broke into this empty office building. wat do?
>>547420897
Take a shit on the floor.
>OP Delivers
>>547420897
Piss timestamp fag.
Took the words right out of my mouth
Tell me your locker room stories.
>>547388086
>be op
>stare at dicks at locker room
>>547388086
Once between classes I stepped in a puddle of nasty green shit on accident in the locker rooms. It was fucking nasty.
Anybody got info on her, will dump what I have. Also self shot thread
>>547383313
>>547383338
10/10 good job op
>Be me, 14, 8th grade
>Sit next to solid 8.5/10 in english
>Her name's Emily
>Don't think much of her, she's popular, i'm not, schools retarded
>Zoom forwards toward the end of the year
>Teacher puts me in front of her
>She looks at the chart on the board to find her seat
>She looks at me, seeing i'm in front of her
>Trytolookcoolandnormal.jpg
>We knew eachother in 6th and 7th, didn't talk much
>Once seated, I check the time, had to look behind her
>We lock eye contact and she grins
>8thgrademewasanervouswreck.mp4
>Had a solid 3 seconds before I said "Hey"
>deepvoice.png
>She says hi back, higher pitched then when she talks to her friends
>I turn back around, not even checking the clock
>I thought of me and her everyday from then on\
>Next Day
>Have P.E. before english
>Freshen up with some boss ass man spray
>themomentoftruth.gif
>Walk into room, see her
>She immediately turns around and make eye contact
>I look at her, trying not to freak the fuck out
>I take my seat, normal day
>Bell Rings, pack things up slowly
>See Emily already packed, but casually standing next to her desk
>I grab my backpack and walk out
>She quickly follows me
>Try to walk casual, thinking what it looks like from her angle
>She catches up next to me
>"Hey Anon" same high pitched voice as before
>She has a binder in her hands, hugging it.
>Oh, uh, Hey Emily..."
>thefuckjustcameoutofmymouth
>We exchanged usual conversations starter shit
>"So, Anon, Do you stay after school?"
>"Yeah Why What's up?"
>"Could you help me on the english homework? I need some help."
>"Yeah, No Problem. Library?"
>"I was thinking out in the back, See you then?"
>She brings her book up to her chest
>"Yeah. Right after school see you then."
Cont?
Yes ofc cont
>>547362869
sure
phew PHEW
dont even care that thisll end shitty its the ride that matters
Wincest thread
faggot sdom will delete it again
>>547335950
>sister is prego
>we like to get kinky anyways
>one night things get particularly saucy
>I'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights
>wtf! It's red everywhere and she's obliously not on her period
>I look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred loook on her face and she's not answering
>ohshitohshitohshitohshit
>I rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital
>she's still bleeding everywhere
>by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much more, bbut all color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent
>oh shit, she looks like she's in a vegetative state
>storm into the emergency room, carry her to nearest doctor and explain everything
>he takes on look at her and says
>"Sir, I'm sorry, there's nothing we can do."
>"WHY THE FUCK NOT???"
>"We don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce."
>mfw
Pictures that you're not supposed to share(last one maxed out)
gf
>>547329686
moar?
