broke into this empty office building. wat do?
>>547420897
Take a shit on the floor.
>OP Delivers
>>547420897
Piss timestamp fag.
Took the words right out of my mouth
Tell me your locker room stories.
>>547388086
>be op
>stare at dicks at locker room
>>547388086
Once between classes I stepped in a puddle of nasty green shit on accident in the locker rooms. It was fucking nasty.
Anybody got info on her, will dump what I have. Also self shot thread
>>547383313
>>547383338
10/10 good job op
>Be me, 14, 8th grade
>Sit next to solid 8.5/10 in english
>Her name's Emily
>Don't think much of her, she's popular, i'm not, schools retarded
>Zoom forwards toward the end of the year
>Teacher puts me in front of her
>She looks at the chart on the board to find her seat
>She looks at me, seeing i'm in front of her
>Trytolookcoolandnormal.jpg
>We knew eachother in 6th and 7th, didn't talk much
>Once seated, I check the time, had to look behind her
>We lock eye contact and she grins
>8thgrademewasanervouswreck.mp4
>Had a solid 3 seconds before I said "Hey"
>deepvoice.png
>She says hi back, higher pitched then when she talks to her friends
>I turn back around, not even checking the clock
>I thought of me and her everyday from then on\
>Next Day
>Have P.E. before english
>Freshen up with some boss ass man spray
>themomentoftruth.gif
>Walk into room, see her
>She immediately turns around and make eye contact
>I look at her, trying not to freak the fuck out
>I take my seat, normal day
>Bell Rings, pack things up slowly
>See Emily already packed, but casually standing next to her desk
>I grab my backpack and walk out
>She quickly follows me
>Try to walk casual, thinking what it looks like from her angle
>She catches up next to me
>"Hey Anon" same high pitched voice as before
>She has a binder in her hands, hugging it.
>Oh, uh, Hey Emily..."
>thefuckjustcameoutofmymouth
>We exchanged usual conversations starter shit
>"So, Anon, Do you stay after school?"
>"Yeah Why What's up?"
>"Could you help me on the english homework? I need some help."
>"Yeah, No Problem. Library?"
>"I was thinking out in the back, See you then?"
>She brings her book up to her chest
>"Yeah. Right after school see you then."
Cont?
Yes ofc cont
>>547362869
sure
phew PHEW
dont even care that thisll end shitty its the ride that matters
Wincest thread
faggot sdom will delete it again
>>547335950
>sister is prego
>we like to get kinky anyways
>one night things get particularly saucy
>I'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights
>wtf! It's red everywhere and she's obliously not on her period
>I look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred loook on her face and she's not answering
>ohshitohshitohshitohshit
>I rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital
>she's still bleeding everywhere
>by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much more, bbut all color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent
>oh shit, she looks like she's in a vegetative state
>storm into the emergency room, carry her to nearest doctor and explain everything
>he takes on look at her and says
>"Sir, I'm sorry, there's nothing we can do."
>"WHY THE FUCK NOT???"
>"We don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce."
>mfw
Pictures that you're not supposed to share(last one maxed out)
gf
>>547329686
moar?
Hairy girls thread.
Here is some of Gemsie from ATK Hairy
Are my labia bigger than average?
>>547269457
That's gross.
Hey /b/
so their is this faggot on facebook that has real been making me cringe,He is a betafag who is know as facebook famous. I thinks he is bisexual and has tried to fuck 13 year olds.
Considering their hasn't been a raid on 4chan for sometime now because of mods why not fuck some shit up
www-facebook-com-charlie.goulding1
>pic related it is that fag
im 12 what is this
>>547267417
>has tried to fuck 13 year olds
That seems pretty normal for a 13 year old to me.
"Who is know as Facebook famous"
Who talks this way?
why no teen /b/ ???
shame on you. shame on you.
only legendary plz
This guy is an asshole. Send dick picks and any other random shit to this guy. His name is Nick.
Im dumb ,heres his number 650 - 776 - 4311
>>547223065
yes you are dumb
>>547223065
You are actually fucking retarded. Pls kill yourself and rid not only /b/ but the world of your stupidity.
Here's a freakin amazing loli thread for /b/!
Get in here and contribute, I'm going all night.
>>547206461
Well there's one going here >>547186313
but it's nearing the cap.
posting best kancolle
Teens.
Legality in country of posting is 16+, Would appreciate if could be kept to that but
>Whatcanidoeh?
>>547156376
Anymore of her??
wincest thread? wincest thread
>>547142196
bump
>>547142196
bump
More sluts like her
"slut" is a strong word
I prefer "strong independent woman" myself
>>547138447
