dam teen creeping
no one like teen bum?
>>546803887
moar, get body if you can
butts
>>546795756
trap threads are the next to go js
lol guess not
cow butt hideout
Dat cowslut butt tho
Does /b/ want to share some DMT experiences?
Veteran lucid dreamer, ask me anything faggot
>>546774414
>pack sandwich bowl with dmt. Bottom green tea, 50mg dmt, green tea on my beautiful glass pipe i call mysterio
>light that bitch up
>lose motor control after 3rd hit
>travel to another universe. Everything turns 8bit for a sec
>meet silouhette alien guy, he says welcome, i try to respond, no mouth there.. we talk telepathically
>back to reality
>mysterio is broken :(
>lay outside in sun for 30 min trying to figure out wtf i was
>>546775435
how did you start?
ITT
> we get banned from /b/
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
There is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish.
Hitler did nothing right.
>>546787282
Just talk some massive shit about janitors and or spilled milk and see what happens
pls mods don't me ban for the mention
>be 19
>virgin
>brand spankin new job @ rite aid
>ff 3 weeks
>boss tells u to throw out the garbage
>fine.jpg
>go to the back, see girl shooting up heroin, she notices me fast as fuck
>she flips her fucking shit, she ain't so bad lookin yet either.
>early 20's? blonde hair? gorgeous blue eyes? sexy ass eyeliner
>ohyes.tiff
>she asks not to tell her dad, turns out shes the owner's fucking daughter, no wonder she looks fuckin good
>says she'll let me fuck her if I let her shoot up
>okay.png
>walk back into store, say I need another 10 minutes cause bags broke (they're cheap fucks so they say ok)
>come back out and shes tripping balls already taking her thong off
>my dick starts to explode, she has the most amazing ass I've ever seen, like honestly the best ever.
>realize I have no condom, but also realize there's a rite aid bag right there. tie it around my dick like a real man.
>fuck her for 2 seconds, cum immediately
>mfw I am the king of the rite aid garbage sex
>mfw she says she'll let me fuck her everytime I work if I let her shoot up
>mfw this goes on for 2 years straight, sometimes it was heroin, sometimes it was weed, sometimes it was fucking crack
>last day of my job cause im finally done with college. bitch asks for one last favor.
>ok.jpeg
>"help me stop doing this fucking shit anon"
>fuck.
>"i think im in love with you"
>FUCK.
>say okay, not really sure what to do....
Continue?
Bumpin for interest
She does drugs man, and fucked you so you'd let her do them. So imagine if you were dating her not allowing her to do drugs and another guy let her? Then she'd fuck him. Nothx anon
Bumperino
More like this!
and this...
>>546734268
dumping
So my friend (Nick) has this really annoying little autistic fuck of a brother (Matthew)
We conspired to fuck with him, other friend (Mark) pretended to be a girl/lesbian/faggot in order to get a rise out of him
Strap in, fuckers, this'll be a long one
>(1/73 I think)
>>546743272
>(2/73)
>>546743272
bumping for interest
>>546743372
>(3/73)
Who can beat my beta-ness
I'm staying at my mums tonight so my girlfriend can bring the guy she's cheating on me with to sleep at our house, (well my house, i pay all the bills and the mortgage, and was living in the house before i met her)
They are going to watch the new Paranormal Activity which i downloaded and burnt onto dic for them (blu-ray file of course, don't want it to be a shitty picture). They'll probably watch that then fuck in our bed, you know what girls get like when watching scary movies.
She agreed if i stay at my mum 4 days a week so Josh can come over and then i come back 3 days a week she will stay with me.
If this is real, kill her. Then kill yourself.
>>546725836
dude.....
i wanna say something but you're only doing this to yourself. fuck off.
Serious feels...
I just took my sister's virginity. She's 18, I'm 20. Wut do?
>InB4 pics or it didn't happen
Pics or it didn't happen!
Pics or it didn't happen
pics or it didn't happen
Oedipus Thread - Tell me about how you want/ed your dick in your mom /b/ (father killing optional)
Whenever I got out of the shower in my ultra-horny teen years, and I knew my mom was nearby (kitchen, watching tv, getting mail from foyer etc.), I would make sure to jack off a little so I was hard and leave the bathroom towel-over-the-shoulder, dick in the wind. I'd make like I was going to walk straight to my room but then double back towards the living room/kitchen and ask her some inane question about recent whatever doesn't matter make shit up.
I'd stare her in the eyes the whole time while talking to her, hard dick out, intentionally+rhythmically throbbing it, slightly dripping from the shower. She wouldn't blatantly look at my dick if I was close to her, like in the kitchen, but when I was standing across the room facing the couch while she watched tv, she would glance every time. So hot.
I felt she deserved to see a young cock now and again, since my dad is >10 years her elder. That was my justification anyway. Really I just got off knowing that SHE knew how big her little baby's dick had gotten.
>also milfs i guess
Any more stories OP?
I devised a plan to hide wireless hidden cameras in the master bathroom, but it never came to fruition due to lack of funds. I had control of the router, so it was possible, but the logistics of a power source / discreetly ordering spycams didnt work out
New Pawg thread 3
PAWG= PHAT ASS WHITE GIRL!
>>546670262
>>546670429
Can I has more if her?
>>546670595
i don't have anything else encoded
in the meantime..
Teens
So /b/,
I'm staying in a hotel room with my sister tonight. How do I convince her to fuck?
>>546645635
Rohypnol
Don't do it man. You'll regret it for the rest of your life.
>>546646289
/thread
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>>546578420
To death and beyond brother
>>546578541
To death and beyond father
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cool.
Okay, here I am, providing information of a Hot Girls Facebook and yahoo. My only request, demolish it, do whatever you want, but make it unrecoverable.
The Yahoo security questions will allow you to change the password and take over whatever you want on the account.
[email protected]
First Security Question: peanut
Second Security Question: Rebel (not sure if thats capital R)
Have fun, don't fail. Hopefully this gets in the hands of one of the best.
Facebook email is [email protected]
She is 18...feel free to entertain me with your findings.
Already entered the account, changed the password and sent an email to Renee's alternate gmail account which I found a link to in there.
In the email I sent her the new password to her account along with updated security questions. I also sent her a screen grab of this thread along with notification that someone she knows has done this.
I expect she'll know who you are anon...
OH SHIII
>>546575443
good guy anon
