More like this!
and this...
>>546734268
dumping
So my friend (Nick) has this really annoying little autistic fuck of a brother (Matthew)
We conspired to fuck with him, other friend (Mark) pretended to be a girl/lesbian/faggot in order to get a rise out of him
Strap in, fuckers, this'll be a long one
>(1/73 I think)
>>546743272
>(2/73)
>>546743272
bumping for interest
>>546743372
>(3/73)
Who can beat my beta-ness
I'm staying at my mums tonight so my girlfriend can bring the guy she's cheating on me with to sleep at our house, (well my house, i pay all the bills and the mortgage, and was living in the house before i met her)
They are going to watch the new Paranormal Activity which i downloaded and burnt onto dic for them (blu-ray file of course, don't want it to be a shitty picture). They'll probably watch that then fuck in our bed, you know what girls get like when watching scary movies.
She agreed if i stay at my mum 4 days a week so Josh can come over and then i come back 3 days a week she will stay with me.
If this is real, kill her. Then kill yourself.
>>546725836
dude.....
i wanna say something but you're only doing this to yourself. fuck off.
Serious feels...
I just took my sister's virginity. She's 18, I'm 20. Wut do?
>InB4 pics or it didn't happen
Pics or it didn't happen!
Pics or it didn't happen
pics or it didn't happen
Oedipus Thread - Tell me about how you want/ed your dick in your mom /b/ (father killing optional)
Whenever I got out of the shower in my ultra-horny teen years, and I knew my mom was nearby (kitchen, watching tv, getting mail from foyer etc.), I would make sure to jack off a little so I was hard and leave the bathroom towel-over-the-shoulder, dick in the wind. I'd make like I was going to walk straight to my room but then double back towards the living room/kitchen and ask her some inane question about recent whatever doesn't matter make shit up.
I'd stare her in the eyes the whole time while talking to her, hard dick out, intentionally+rhythmically throbbing it, slightly dripping from the shower. She wouldn't blatantly look at my dick if I was close to her, like in the kitchen, but when I was standing across the room facing the couch while she watched tv, she would glance every time. So hot.
I felt she deserved to see a young cock now and again, since my dad is >10 years her elder. That was my justification anyway. Really I just got off knowing that SHE knew how big her little baby's dick had gotten.
>also milfs i guess
Any more stories OP?
I devised a plan to hide wireless hidden cameras in the master bathroom, but it never came to fruition due to lack of funds. I had control of the router, so it was possible, but the logistics of a power source / discreetly ordering spycams didnt work out
New Pawg thread 3
PAWG= PHAT ASS WHITE GIRL!
>>546670262
>>546670429
Can I has more if her?
>>546670595
i don't have anything else encoded
in the meantime..
Teens
So /b/,
I'm staying in a hotel room with my sister tonight. How do I convince her to fuck?
>>546645635
Rohypnol
Don't do it man. You'll regret it for the rest of your life.
>>546646289
/thread
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>>546578420
To death and beyond brother
>>546578541
To death and beyond father
BOTH ALPHA AND DELTA DIVISIONS WILL LAUNCH THE ASSAULT AT EXACTLY 9 PM PCT WHEN THE ASSAULT BEGINS BRAVO WILL SPEAR HEAD THE MAIN FREQUENCY INTERRUPTING BOTH SECURITY LINES AND THE MODERATION OF THE LINES IF YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF THIS MESSAGE YOU SHOULD HAVE NO WORRIES DELTA TWO ONE ROMEO TEN PERCENT TO TUNNEL INTERCOMS SEVENTEEN FIFTY DELTA TWO ONE BRAVO TWO PERCENT TO SECURITY LINE A NINE DELTA THREE ONE ROMEO SIX PERCENT TO SECURITY FREQUENCY ALPHA ONE SPEARHEAD FIFTY PERCENT TO THE MAIN PROCESSING GRID AND FORTY PERCENT TO THE BACK UP GRIDS OPERATION PAID PRIORITY NEVER IS A GO
cool.
Okay, here I am, providing information of a Hot Girls Facebook and yahoo. My only request, demolish it, do whatever you want, but make it unrecoverable.
The Yahoo security questions will allow you to change the password and take over whatever you want on the account.
[email protected]
First Security Question: peanut
Second Security Question: Rebel (not sure if thats capital R)
Have fun, don't fail. Hopefully this gets in the hands of one of the best.
Facebook email is [email protected]
She is 18...feel free to entertain me with your findings.
Already entered the account, changed the password and sent an email to Renee's alternate gmail account which I found a link to in there.
In the email I sent her the new password to her account along with updated security questions. I also sent her a screen grab of this thread along with notification that someone she knows has done this.
I expect she'll know who you are anon...
OH SHIII
>>546575443
good guy anon
Milf Thread
Is no bueno OP
>>546561743
Schwing
>>546562241
5 decides.
This guy replies pretty slowly, so just be patient.
Wait, he just sent this too.
i want a puppy
>>546578254
want nudes?
Hi. I'm new(er) to 4chan and got pointed here by my best friend who knows my secret. He said that I should post it here as WINCEST. After watching updates during the past couple of weeks, I 've decided to tell my tale. The best part of the Internet? It's all a lie. This, too, is completely a lie because it's on 4chan. The photos? My half-sister.
Or not.
Because everything on the Internet is a lie.
Or truth.
Here goes.
>Be 16
>Have older half sister. She's 29
>Back in February, she split up with her boyfriend and moved out. Moved back in with us for a while.
>My friends keep telling me how hot they think she is. She's okay, but she dresses VERY revealing.
>nipslip.txt
>In late March, a couple of friends and I are staying up late playing PS4.
>Sis comes home... drunk.
>Rents are asleep upstairs. Her room is downstairs (which is where we are, in the living room).
>She hangs out with us for a bit asking questions about the game (Infamous: Second Son) we're playing.
>She gets bored and tired (it's after 3 AM) and goes to bed. Friend notices that she leaves the door open to her room.
>One of the two friends keeps trying to peek in her room, but it's dark. I tell him to quit it.
>keepplaying.exe
>Eventually it's early morning and the sun is coming up. We're still playing and my one friend gets up and looks in her room again.
>"Holy shit," he says then grabs his phone. He sneaks back into her room again.
>He comes back with a HUGE grin on his face. He looks down at his phone and starts typing.
>My phone (and our other friend's phone) both buzz. "Check out the text I just sent you," he says.
>I check my phone.
>"Asshole," I tell him. "Delete it. That's not cool."
>"Fuck you, man. You sister has nice tits," he snaps back.
>"Half-sister," my other friend points out. "Right? So you can half get a hard on from this, right anon?"
>They're both assholes.
Pic relevent. It's the photo.
>>546544629
>The next weekend, sis and I are both home. Mom and dad are out for dinner.
>Small talk about dinner and bullshit. She needs the number for the local pizza place to deliver since we don't want to cook.
>Picks up my phone. Looks up number in my contacts. Calls and orders pizza.
>I'm watching TV. She's in the kitchen making the call from my phone. It's quiet after she makes the call, but I don't notice.
>shesgoingthroughmyphone.exe
>"What the fuck is this?" she asks.
>"What the fuck is what," I say, turning around to look at her. I notice she is looking at the phone.
>I deleted the photo from the weekend before.
>I THINK I deleted the photo from the weekend before.
>Did I delete the photo from the weekend before?
>She holds up the phone for me to see.
>FUCK.
>"Did you take a picture of my tit?" she asks. She does seem really pissed. More like she's amused.
>I can feel how red my face is from blushing.
>"No," I said. "Look at the text. It's from anon. I didn't know he did it and I told him to delete it."
>She seems to think about this for a minute.
>"Why didn't YOU delete it off your phone?" she asks.
>I'm silent. I have no answer. "I forgot," I say with a complete lack of confidence.
>somuchtrouble.jpg
>"Please don't tell mom and dad-" I start saying. She cuts me off.
>"Fuck you. I'm not going to tell them. Chill." Again, she doesn't seem pissed. Just amused. She starts typing on my phone.
>"What are you doing?" I ask. I'm REALLY nervous now and start walking to take my phone from her.
>"I'm texting the photo to me. I like it, you little perv. It's a nice shot of my nipple."
>She hands me my phone and immediately walks away. "Pizza will be here in 45 minutes. I'm running out. Be back in a few."
Keep going?
>>546544697
Fuck yes. Do you really need to ask?
>>546544697
>My sis gets back about 30 minutes later. She's picked up some beer (and soda for me).
>We watch TV and eat pizza. She slams down the whole six pack really quickly.
>"Where's your phone," she asks.
>"Why?"
>"I want to screw with your idiot friend who took the photo of me."
>"No," I tell her. "Don't. I'll make sure he deletes the photo."
>"No," she says back. "Don't make him do it. Let me see what he'll never have. Get your phone."
>"No."
>"Get it or I tell your mom and our dad about the photo when they get home."
>blackmail.gif
>"Seriously, don't do that..."
>"Then get your phone, she says."
>I grab it. "Fine."
>She stands up, turns around in front of her chair, and pulls her pants down. "Take a photo."
>I don't know why... I just listen to her. I do it.
>"Now give me your phone."
>I just listen. I've gone full beta at this point.
>She sends my friend who took that first pic a text with the photo...
"This is anon's sister texting from his phone. I'd rather let my half brother fuck this than your sorry ass. Don't take any more photos of me while sleeping."
Pic relevent.
Hey guys! Loli-chan here. I ducked out
a little early on you guys last night,
so I am going to take a few requests.
I would love to keep it as clean
as possible, but if you are dying for some
smut I may make an exception.
Request away! <3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RfCCGyFXnV
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OxPn8M1jo0
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15UyWdmIXzG
loli-who? Whatever just post tits or gtfo.
>>546501210
i didn't see the thread last night.
what is this?
>>546501320
>>546501337
>not knowing who Loli-chan is
>Summer is rather early.
ITT: pics you weren't supposed to share.
I'd hit it. Even though she is a dirty mac fag
Sure the cock
