New chubby/ curvy/ BBW thread
old thread >>548146423
>>548163424
HERE
>>548163984
>>548163424
this is my gf btw
Entertain a room full of people that just came back from a funeral...
Its bingo time /b/
Make us smile!
might as well get easy once out of the way
updated
sorry op, fist wount fit in my mouth
do pizza boobs have to be female
/b/, on Friday there was the sexiest loli I have ever seen. I was sitting in Starbucks, around the time that the local middle school gets out. The timing wasn't intentional, I'm not that sick of a fuck. I was just on break, drinking my coffee, working on my laptop (am I a hipster yet, and then she walked in.
She was probably 10 or 11, and she was with her mother. She had the most adorable hair - dirty blonde, in a bobcut with the tips ever so slightly turned up and very bouncy. Every time she moved, her fucking hair bounced. A white lace top over a light pink tank top and an inexpertly hidden training bra, all tucked into a thick black belt looped around a ruffled skirt, the same color as the tank top. The whole outfit might have been a dress, I am not sure. Her legs were wrapped in black leggings that showed off her long, slender legs, and her shoes were black flats. All in all, an adorable outfit on an adorable little girl.
So, she and her mother ordered. I looked up from my computer, and saw her talking to the barista. Before I even see her face, I'm already thinking, 10/10 would kill mother, kidnap and go on an insane road trip with. And then she turned around. She had the face of a fucking angel - thin, pink lips, innocent eyes, cute nose, a pink headband with a bow on it. She looked at me, and I'd thankfully managed to keep my face at "mild interest" despite the fantasies of high impact sexual violence running through my mind (would she be as cute with cum all over her face and dribbling out her nose?), and she smiles at me - maybe she thought I liked her drink choice, and I waved, and she giggled.
>She.
>Fucking.
>Giggled.
I do not know how I managed to keep my boner from assuming direct control. She wandered over to the drink pickup, which was far closer, and at an angle where it was very easy to see my pyramid of giza if she looked. I tucked it into my waistband because that's not obvious at all, and thankfully she wasn't looking at me while I was doing it. She got her drink and went to sit at a table near my own - basically as close as she could get without her mother pulling her away, and just stared at me while sipping her drink. She might have winked, god damn it. I waved again, a little more awkwardly this time - is she flirting? How does she know I'm into little girls? Am I that obviously a pedophile? - and she grinned.
>>548161824
daydreaming must be good
>>548161824
Keep going.
Hi, /b/. I need you to take care of my child for me while I go to work.
She loves electronics and getting on the computer! She also enjoys her barbies time to time. Bring her take out to eat. Thanks!
>>548157127
No. fucking. way. will I give junk food to a kid.
This thread is GOING places!
#YesAllMen PART 4
Business as usual edition.
the twitter guy is still active @yes_all_men
keep giving him your #YesAllMen things to tweet
also keep finding angry tumblr feminists to laugh at
let the good times roll
Part 3 archive: http://4archive.org/b/thread/548133602
feminazis literally
Pics you werent supposed to share thread
>>548150572
Got some of my ex main girl that I won't post because she's too hot to post and because she doesn't deserve thag. Here have some tumblr negress instead.
New thread. Can we get #YesAllMen Trending?
>>548133602
Shameless self bump.
i hope someone archived the old thread
not be because i'm being oppressed
>>548133706
Forgot to. Someone might have.
>ITT: YGSYL
(You get spooked you lose)
Pastas/images/gifs
Saw one last night, but it died
Lets get it started again and hopefully keep it alive all night
BUMP
That thread was fucking awesome. I didn't save anything but I hope there are some people that did.
>>548135153
I happened to save a few
bamp
Roommate left left phone on counter unlocked. What do?
Pic related: Roommates girlfriend during a dare
Post the pics on it
1) post pics
2) we all masturbate
3) ???
4) profit
Also give us some background
>>548113789
I second this motion.
Okay /b/ let's get tits, 4 decides what to respond
>>548087427
The phone sucks ass, I'm an ass. You should introduce us. I have a phone blowjob fetish.
Shut up you cunt, give my the fucking pics.
>>548087806
They see me rerollin', they haitin'
People are using the #YesAllWomen hashtag on Twitter in response to Elliot Rodger. Apparently they're claiming that all of them have been "sexually harassed" and are bitching about men in general.
A bunch of men are supporting this as well. Are some men really this big of faggots? I found this gem in the stream of tweets.
>Are some men really this big of faggots?
Yes, there are many betas in this world
C'mon, OP. You know this stuff makes people mad. Make a positive thread. Something about men being men in this modern age.
>>548063595
Can we please all shop the writing just like what happened when the mom tried to teach her daughter a lesson
I/m looking for a specific picture, its with a girl taking a picture of herself in a school probably bathroom, with the touch sensor sinks in the background, shes wearing yoga pants. also legal teen/creepshot thread
>>548052043
>>548052043
bump
>>548052043
bump
Why is there never any Jab on here anymore? Used to be all over 4chan. I want to see the newer stuff.
We found out it was copyrighted and stopped posting it out of respect for the artist.
>>548041978
I just stopped posting it because I had seen it all a million times. Don't give a fuck about the artist.
>>548041978
>stopped posting it out of respect for the artist.
>out of respect for the artist.
LMAO good one
There is 2 pokemon rule 34 threads, but wheres the love for everything else?
General 34 thread
>>548021609
>>548021701
>What's the most sexually immoral thing you've ever done /b/?
Just whatever you believe to be "sexually immoral" or some other tern that I can't think of that's similar.
Such as rape, groping, fucking a trap, propositioning a family member or anything as small as slapping a girls ass and embarrassing her etc.
>>548012249
I put the pussy in the sarcophagus.
I was 13. Babysat this indian girls kids. Nothing to do with them but I remember I use to masterbate with the moms underwear she left in the bathroom. I still feel bad but the mom was so nice. The smell of her panties were so fucking hot.
>>548012531
Did you awaken the Mummy?
