New thread. Can we get #YesAllMen Trending?
>>548133602
Shameless self bump.
i hope someone archived the old thread
not be because i'm being oppressed
>>548133706
Forgot to. Someone might have.
>ITT: YGSYL
(You get spooked you lose)
Pastas/images/gifs
Saw one last night, but it died
Lets get it started again and hopefully keep it alive all night
BUMP
That thread was fucking awesome. I didn't save anything but I hope there are some people that did.
>>548135153
I happened to save a few
bamp
Roommate left left phone on counter unlocked. What do?
Pic related: Roommates girlfriend during a dare
Post the pics on it
1) post pics
2) we all masturbate
3) ???
4) profit
Also give us some background
>>548113789
I second this motion.
Okay /b/ let's get tits, 4 decides what to respond
>>548087427
The phone sucks ass, I'm an ass. You should introduce us. I have a phone blowjob fetish.
Shut up you cunt, give my the fucking pics.
>>548087806
They see me rerollin', they haitin'
People are using the #YesAllWomen hashtag on Twitter in response to Elliot Rodger. Apparently they're claiming that all of them have been "sexually harassed" and are bitching about men in general.
A bunch of men are supporting this as well. Are some men really this big of faggots? I found this gem in the stream of tweets.
>Are some men really this big of faggots?
Yes, there are many betas in this world
C'mon, OP. You know this stuff makes people mad. Make a positive thread. Something about men being men in this modern age.
>>548063595
Can we please all shop the writing just like what happened when the mom tried to teach her daughter a lesson
I/m looking for a specific picture, its with a girl taking a picture of herself in a school probably bathroom, with the touch sensor sinks in the background, shes wearing yoga pants. also legal teen/creepshot thread
>>548052043
>>548052043
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>>548052043
bump
Why is there never any Jab on here anymore? Used to be all over 4chan. I want to see the newer stuff.
We found out it was copyrighted and stopped posting it out of respect for the artist.
>>548041978
I just stopped posting it because I had seen it all a million times. Don't give a fuck about the artist.
>>548041978
>stopped posting it out of respect for the artist.
>out of respect for the artist.
LMAO good one
There is 2 pokemon rule 34 threads, but wheres the love for everything else?
General 34 thread
>>548021609
>>548021701
>What's the most sexually immoral thing you've ever done /b/?
Just whatever you believe to be "sexually immoral" or some other tern that I can't think of that's similar.
Such as rape, groping, fucking a trap, propositioning a family member or anything as small as slapping a girls ass and embarrassing her etc.
>>548012249
I put the pussy in the sarcophagus.
I was 13. Babysat this indian girls kids. Nothing to do with them but I remember I use to masterbate with the moms underwear she left in the bathroom. I still feel bad but the mom was so nice. The smell of her panties were so fucking hot.
>>548012531
Did you awaken the Mummy?
I need some objective advice, /b/. My gf of ~2 years told me that she had a nightmare 2 nights ago. I asked her what it was about, and she said that she dreamed of being restrained by several men on the stage of a lecture hall, and then being raped by a janitor later. She said that she was scared, but that she was also aroused. How should I react? Is she telling me that she's bored with our sex life?
please /b/ you're my only hope
Can we get a baww thread going?
Can we have a feels-thread, please?
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I have a question for you guys. Did anyone here ever miss out on an important meeting, date, job interview or exam simply because he forgot about it? If so, why?
>>548024964
sure
ITT: Valvakan.
Vad tycker ni om F!:s framtåg?
förjävligt, Sverige är förlorat.
>>548005106
Notice whenever swefags makes threads, they make it in swedish?
Notice how all the other nordic countries respect the language of the site and posts it in english?
Notice how swedes are always the douchebags in any thread?
>FI och SD vinnare
Ja det går sannerligen åt helvete
Time for a YGSYL thread.
You Get Spooked, You Lose.
Let's start easy mode.
Self Bump. C'mon guys.
>>547982892
>You Get Spooked, You Lose.
>>547983283
lost
Okay I was babysitting a family friend's daughter, and me and her are very very close. We spend at least once a week with each other as her mum and dad always work late into the night. I'm 19 years old and never had a girlfriend (everyone says I'm really immature), in fact, this one girl has given me more attention than any other girl in my life. As well as this, she's beautiful, funny and talks to me in such a mature manner that anyone could swear she's years ahead of her age.
Well last night we were snuggling together watching a Disney movie (it's below 0, freezing cold) and when a kissing scene came up she asked me what it felt like. Being a desperate virgin, I actually showed her what it was like... There was tongue involved and we kissed for over a minute. In fact, as soon as I pulled my head away she grabbed me again and kept on kissing.. obviously she loved it... After about two minutes I grabbed her shirt and lifted it up.. at first she looked at me like I was crazy but I told her it'll be fine and then she took off my shirt as well.. this was when we heard her parent's car pull up and we immediately put them back on and got back to just watching the movie.
Now the next day I saw her and we talked about it and she said she really 'loves' me and I'm nicer to her than anyone she's ever known (her parents, friends, etc.) As well as this... I know it's wrong but I'm so lonely and have never had anyone else before, I know it's not right but I really like this girl for what she is and wouldn't want to do anything that she doesn't want to.
She's my first kiss and I'm hers... I don't know what to do. I know she'll NEVER tell this to her parents (or anyone, for that matter) but I don't know how we could go on. When I left the night of our kiss she hugged me and said to come back soon, which she's never done before. I was red in the face but luckily her parents just thought it was cute.. I don't know what I should do from here?
>>547968852
Man this copy pasta is quite stale
ALSO, I know you people will say "I ABUSED HER" but this girl is old enough to cook and clean the house (which she has to do since her parents are so busy all the time) After school she's usually left alone and has to put food her parents made for her in the microwave, clean up, wash the dishes, shower herself, does laundry and sorts her own clothes... She really is so mature and independent.
...and she does all of this but can't even kiss an older guy?? I really can't get it.. call me pedo if you want but I don't understand how someone so mature can be so 'helpless' if I advanced on her... she obviously really loves me.
>>547969024
jesus christ tell how old she is for fucks sake
