friends you jerk to
ew why
mmmmmm Sintha
I've reached a point where I just want to give up looking for sex, give up masturbation.
I got my dick mutilated at 21 because of mild phimosis, I never thought it would get this bad.
Only 2 years later, I'm sitting here with a dick that has lost easily 75% sensitivity, and fapping is worthless because the foreskin gave pleasure while fapping.
I don't know what I should do at this point, I mean my libido is high, but I just don't want to have sex, I don't feel a thing.
I might really kill myself very soon because of this.
Uncutfags, phimosis guys, NEVER get your dick cut, even if stretching won't do the job, just wait for another way the solve it, NEVER, EVER get cut, it's the worst decision I've ever made, and there's no way back. I'm stuck here with a dick that has no sensitivity
pic related.. the feeling I once craved for, lived for, now has no worth to me, because I don't feel it.
0/10
>>548903770
Get a load of this cutfag.
I love how you think it's a troll.
>>548903712
Let me suck on your balls and gently lick your perineum and ass until you cum all over then you can decide if you still want to die.
How many of you that have read Elliot Rodger's manifesto felt like they were reading their own autobiography (or could at least identify with it) and would like to join Elliot in heaven by following in his foot steps?
Oh yeah. That shit is the fat base line you fucking botches. Imo my cock tastes like yellow feathers dipped in gravy. Proper good Christian chicken graves. And while you are 9 the subject you should listen closely to my ears.. There is some weird shit going in up there. Like frequencies and shit... I heard a dog looking at me yesterday and it said 'hello'. So i ran away. But that apples in to comparison compared to yesterday when I saw a dog listen to me and I said to it 'apples'. Then the mother fucker went crazy.. like bat shit holy sweet jesus mother of god crazy and it laughed when it got to the end of the street. But at least it didn't cry again because it's shoes were fucking shit. And they weren't even that shit so I don't know why I 2 as crying in the first place
What made Lance Sweets go so crazy, anyway. Daisy seemed down with his shit.
>>548898224
I skim-read it. It sounded exactly like the sort of shit I'd expect to see greentexted in a "friendzoned what do" thread.
Photos you aren't supposed to have, either they request it deleted, or some shit you obtained unknowingly. Dumping a few sluts I used to date.
Nothing special, but OC, so fuck you.
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>>548893294
I'd fuck him.
>>548893469
Haha agreed, butter face for sure, she was a dancer so the sex was pretty fucking amazing. She did the splits on my dick
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>What's the most sexually immoral thing you've ever done /b/
When you answer try to post the actual story, whether that's in greentext or just regular paragraph style.
i forced my girlfriend to have sex while on her period.
I once got off to a picture of my sister
>>548848480
sexually and immoral? like rape? or fucking while robbing a bank?
Hey niggers come play Minecraft with us
> 192.210.194.6
Also r34 thread
>>548864275
but autism simulator suuuuucks.....
>>548864375
>>548864275
steve r34 sucks stop that shit
Random rule 34 thread. Bonus points for childhood ruiners.
>>548853398
>>548853461
>>548853550
can we get a nice teen ass thread? got new pc, so i need to recollect
>>548854341
too old, next..
Bump!!
>>548854341
Hi, guys!
We're two girls in our mid-twenties who want to take charge and be the ones to pick up the guys. We haven't really had to do the work before, but it would be fun to try out a different approach. We're both fairly attractive, maybe about an 8.
So, what's your ideal pick up from a woman? Give it to us, and we'll try it out, and let you know how it goes.
Tldr; we're going out tonight, and want to pick up some guys. What's your ideal pick up?
>>548804614
Tits or gtfo
>>548804614
If youre an 8 of 10 you dont fucking need any pick up lines just be like hey and youve alrdy got him wanting to put it in your poon. Now tits or gtfo.
tits or gta5
Pakistani/Arab/Indian etc thread! Go /b/. Busty preferably.
The post below you is your wallpaper until next Friday
a-a-anon sama I just want another image in the thread
oh well
> ok
I see there's a lack of godtier among us now days /b/. Lets throw some amazing wallpapers at eachother and despute who uploaded the best one!
Here ya go OP
>>548795806
Thanks!
I love this one idk whym
This place is degenerate. This site is degenerate. The internet, the world as we know it is corrupted and degenerate. I don't mean your common interpretations of gays and foreigners, we mean degeneracy of the Human Condition as we once knew it.
If you believe yourself of more, for those who are no longer busied with the bread and circuses of 'life', come to Edinburgh of old Caledonia, and wait for The World's End at 6 o' clock. Ask the man in the purple shirt for the key, and meet us upstairs.
We offer nothing but enlightenment from a disillusioned world. We travel in 2 months, money is no objection for us.
The curtains will rise.
- ?
>>548783328
how the fuck am i supposed to get to edinburh?!?!
you couldent have choosen a better spot could you
>>548783328
your mom is degenerate
>>548783594
The collective have sects everywhere, this is just but one of our advertisements. A sharp eye can spot them.
Beautiful pussy/ass thread GO
Portuguese female nudes, anyone?
>>548772736
MOAR OF THAT!
>>548772736
she is so ideal, jesus
>>548772736
You kek'd my face fucker.
Don't have any 'cause I do my vacation in a freaking small village with only old people.
