Time for a best of 4Chan Thread.
If interest is there im gonna dumb my folder,starting with a few and will see how it goes.
2/?
3/?
4/?
>be 18
>kind of a loser, definite betafag, not hopeless though
>virgin obviously
>kinda thin
>have sister year and a half younger than me
>sister’s best friend is named jenna
>jenna is the object of all of my fantasies
>10/10, brunette, emerald green eyes, voluptuous body, maybe c cup breasts, tan skin, no acne
>gorgeous face
>just being in her presence gets me excited
>too beta to talk to her
>she’s over at our house fairly often hanging out with my sister
>kind of just acknowledges me, never really says much to me other than a brief “hey”
>>549854618
>parents tell us we can each invite a friend
>obviously jenna is coming
>like I said im a loser but I have a couple decent friends
>invite my one friend billy
>morning comes that we are departing
>billy gets sick that morning, can’t come
>too late to make other arrangements
>its just me, jenna, my sister, and our parents
>we are in the driveway loading the car
>jenna shows up, gets dropped off by her mom
>she’s in a tight tank top and some extremely short shorts
>oh my gawd
>start getting boner
>wearing gym shorts
>pretend I left something in the house
>go inside and do pushups until boner goes away (seriously this works)
>go back outside
>sister says “anon why are you so sweaty?”
>tell her to fuck off
>jenna laughs
>>549854645
>we’re gonna be there for 3 days + 2 nights
>we all pile in the car
>it’s a suv with three rows of seats
>dad’s driving, mom’s in the front seat
>sister and jenna take the 2nd row of seats
>I have the back to myself
>sister is in seat directly in front of me
>jenna is seated diagonally from me
>we start driving
>its about 4 hours to the beach
>put on headphones, start to drift off
>sleep for maybe 2 hours
>>549854721
>eventually wake up and open my eyes
>see jenna looking at me
>for a very brief instant I see her green eyes
>she sees that I woke up and quickly turns her head back around
>that was kind of strange but I think nothing much of it
>look out the window listening to music for a while
>at one point I look back over and see jenna turn her head back quickly again
>wasshelookingatmeagain???
>whatever, people get caught looking at other people all the time
>doesn’t ever necessarily mean anything
>finally we arrive at the beach house
>we rented it from a family friend who owns it
>3 bedrooms
>ocean front
>kinda nice but nothing all that special
webm threat give us hot chiks !
>>549847148
that was so hot
>>549848087
so add here :D more !
>>549847148
for the love of allah, source
Other thread maxed out so here's a new one
Tell me your secrets /b/! greentext stories are welcome as are pics related if any.
Bumping with saucy redheads as always.
Also if you post your dick with a heart drawn on it I will write what you request on my body.
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>>549852453
ITT: WE SUMMOM MOOT!
>>549822538
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Moot died 3 years ago in a drunk driving accident. The high mods of 4chan keep the myth that he's alive going because the site would tear itself apart.
>mfw I'm the coroner who did his autopsy.
>>549823078
Woody looks like Moot.
Greetings, I am the ruler of insects.
Tonight will be an epic battle for you to witness. Place your bets now as our two GREAT FUCKING WARRIORS decide which colony shall reign supreme. The battle currently rages fierce as both are locked in the glass cylindrical Arena of Pain which tonight features a continuously randomly rotating floor and completely solid metal locking containment lid, inescapable through physical form... However, one will leave this realm tonight.
The contenders are...
Please keep going I love this shit
>>549801516
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continue good sir
bomp
ITT: We expand our vocabulary.
God tier vocab words with definitions/uses
androgynous - not bearing resemblance to any one gender
This is a cool thread idea
acquiesce
verb. \?a-kw?-?es\
to accept, comply, or submit tacitly or passively
sa·ti·ate
?s?SH???t/Submit
verb
past tense: satiated; past participle: satiated
another term for sate1.
"he folded up his newspaper, his curiosity satiated"
Don't see a draw thread so will post my request here. I need an amateurish rendering of the following scene for a Prometheus parody/fanfic I'm writing (and will deliver when finished):
A stoned Ronald McDonald pouring honey mustard over some nuggets and saying "420 glaze it, faggots" to drunk/stoned Grimace and Hamburglar.
Other possible scenes include a man-sized anthropomorphic chicken lying in bed with half-naked Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders in front of a table stacked with sushi and cocaine.
Anyone up for it?
>>549796667
Bumping in hopes legit artist sees
>>549796667
Yeah, I'll give it a shot. Amateurish renderings are my strong suit.
>>549796975
Can't wait
Wincest thread 2
Old thread>>549775915
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>>549794754
G7066306
>>549795119
Can someone else join in? Am on phone
threw a lego in the street call it a road block
Poison niggers at the soup kitchen, call that some pest control
put a fag on the mic call him OP
land a blow to my rooster now thats a beat cock
Congratulations. Your persistence is paying off.
There is a message hidden in this image. Find it.
This is not the final task, merely the final key.
Positions are open.
Good luck.
3301
>>549795113
Rapture
STENOGRAPHY FROM THE LAST THREAD.
USE ON THIS PICTURE.
>>549795113
fuck pappy jon or exodia or who ever you are
old thread
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http://a7djrneisoaneidndialoenapapjhons.webs.com/apps/forums/topics/show/12899443-welcome-
Shit is going down
Has anybody got him to answer a question yet?
We need to find an acceptable name
>>549792049
Some guy signed up with the name Anonymous, he's waiting to be verified as a member
>>549792049
admin hasn't accepted new members yet
/b/ I can't get enough of black girls. Do I have jungle fever? All I jerk off to is porn with black girls in it, and I really want to fuck a black girl. How can I find one that isn't completely ghetto and ignorant?
>>549779921
Go to Church.
just don't
did it
same poon as white poon
>>549779921
>>549779921
Find a mulatto girl. They usually always act white.
also
>MULLATO BUTTS
You fuckers abandoned me to go chase after some exodus bullshit because of some guy claiming he knows what's going on. Why the fuck would someone use my mailbox as a dead drop to get attention for a fucking internet scavenger hunt??? I'm sitting in a fucking parking lot scared as fuck and it's dark now and I want to go home but I can't because I'm afraid of getting murdered in my sleep. Is there anyone who can help me. I'm honestly on the verge of tears
sack up dude, you only live once.
1/10 if pasta
6/10 if blah blah blah
>>549792578
Dude people have explained it to you already, basically whatever that is no one can decrypt it without the whatever that encryption requires.
Anyone who said any different is fucking with you
Just go to the police if you're afraid someone is going to hurt you
You misunderstand, you were a pawn, a tool we used to start the test, you will be safe, you will not be hunted, and for your eagerness in helping you will be rewarded, sleep well.
-X ODUS
Ask someone in the know (more by accident them intent) anything.
>>549766375
*than not them
explain a little more please OP.
>>549766375
???
