10/10 of the week
Let's see what you have
>>549870913
butter face of the week
>>549870913
You call that 10/10?
She's barely a 4/10
...Continuing because 404'd
“This all sounds very exciting,” Ronald said. “I must confess that, though my own research, I did indeed find the answers that you seek.”
“What do you want in return for them?” asked the secretary.
Her innocent and naïve tone put a devilish smile on the clown’s face. The secretary looked at his crotch.
"So clown..... how 'bout I see what's inside the Big Tent?" she teased.
Ronald chuckled. “Tits or gtfo. Also, blowjob.”
Without hesitation, the woman tore off all...
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The groundbreaking evidence that Ronald had been sitting on for all those years was astonishing. Of particular importance were the findings of a nutritional biochemist who had been analyzing fast food as part of his obesity study. His surprising discovery was a previously unknown element which he dubbed KFCium; found in all spices and certain types of salt in fried chicken. Remarkably, the neutrons of these atoms appeared to be engraved with what looked like computer circuits. Simultaneously, archaeologists had discovered lost artwork from ancient Greece and Mesoamerica that...
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And thus, an interstellar expedition of unprecedented cost and sophistication was mounted.
The Ship:
USS James Russell – Cost: $900 billion USD. Owner: Chester Industries Worldwide. Capable of supporting 30 people for 30 years during near-lightspeed travel. Also features state of the art AI Navicomputer, chemical laser active defense system, railguns, energy shields, a holodeck, luxury suites for each crew member, two greenhouses, medical lab and onboard hospital, dock for transport shuttle, movie theater, spa, and every other conceivable luxury and resource (i.e.,...
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Get in here, faggots
Time for a best of 4Chan Thread.
If interest is there im gonna dumb my folder,starting with a few and will see how it goes.
2/?
3/?
4/?
>be 18
>kind of a loser, definite betafag, not hopeless though
>virgin obviously
>kinda thin
>have sister year and a half younger than me
>sister’s best friend is named jenna
>jenna is the object of all of my fantasies
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>>549854618
>parents tell us we can each invite a friend
>obviously jenna is coming
>like I said im a loser but I have a couple decent friends
>invite my one friend billy
>morning comes that we are departing
>billy gets sick that morning, can’t come
>too late to make other arrangements
>its...
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>>549854645
>we’re gonna be there for 3 days + 2 nights
>we all pile in the car
>it’s a suv with three rows of seats
>dad’s driving, mom’s in the front seat
>sister and jenna take the 2nd row of seats
>I have the back to myself
>sister is in seat directly in front of me
>jenna...
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>>549854721
>eventually wake up and open my eyes
>see jenna looking at me
>for a very brief instant I see her green eyes
>she sees that I woke up and quickly turns her head back around
>that was kind of strange but I think nothing much of it
>look out the window listening to music for a while
>at one point...
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webm threat give us hot chiks !
>>549847148
that was so hot
>>549848087
so add here :D more !
>>549847148
for the love of allah, source
Other thread maxed out so here's a new one
Tell me your secrets /b/! greentext stories are welcome as are pics related if any.
Bumping with saucy redheads as always.
Also if you post your dick with a heart drawn on it I will write what you request on my body.
>>549852380
>>549852405
>>549852453
ITT: WE SUMMOM MOOT!
>>549822538
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Moot died 3 years ago in a drunk driving accident. The high mods of 4chan keep the myth that he's alive going because the site would tear itself apart.
>mfw I'm the coroner who did his autopsy.
>>549823078
Woody looks like Moot.
Greetings, I am the ruler of insects.
Tonight will be an epic battle for you to witness. Place your bets now as our two GREAT FUCKING WARRIORS decide which colony shall reign supreme. The battle currently rages fierce as both are locked in the glass cylindrical Arena of Pain which tonight features a continuously randomly rotating floor and completely solid metal locking containment lid, inescapable through physical form... However, one will leave this realm tonight.
The contenders are...
Please keep going I love this shit
>>549801516
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continue good sir
bomp
ITT: We expand our vocabulary.
God tier vocab words with definitions/uses
androgynous - not bearing resemblance to any one gender
This is a cool thread idea
acquiesce
verb. \?a-kw?-?es\
to accept, comply, or submit tacitly or passively
sa·ti·ate
?s?SH???t/Submit
verb
past tense: satiated; past participle: satiated
another term for sate1.
"he folded up his newspaper, his curiosity satiated"
Don't see a draw thread so will post my request here. I need an amateurish rendering of the following scene for a Prometheus parody/fanfic I'm writing (and will deliver when finished):
A stoned Ronald McDonald pouring honey mustard over some nuggets and saying "420 glaze it, faggots" to drunk/stoned Grimace and Hamburglar.
Other possible scenes include a man-sized anthropomorphic chicken lying in bed with half-naked Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders in front of a table stacked with sushi and cocaine.
Anyone up for it?
>>549796667
Bumping in hopes legit artist sees
>>549796667
Yeah, I'll give it a shot. Amateurish renderings are my strong suit.
>>549796975
Can't wait
Wincest thread 2
Old thread>>549775915
>>549794754
>>549794754
G7066306
>>549795119
Can someone else join in? Am on phone
threw a lego in the street call it a road block
Poison niggers at the soup kitchen, call that some pest control
put a fag on the mic call him OP
land a blow to my rooster now thats a beat cock
Congratulations. Your persistence is paying off.
There is a message hidden in this image. Find it.
This is not the final task, merely the final key.
Positions are open.
Good luck.
3301
>>549795113
Rapture
STENOGRAPHY FROM THE LAST THREAD.
USE ON THIS PICTURE.
>>549795113
fuck pappy jon or exodia or who ever you are
old thread
>>>549781281
http://a7djrneisoaneidndialoenapapjhons.webs.com/apps/forums/topics/show/12899443-welcome-
Shit is going down
Has anybody got him to answer a question yet?
We need to find an acceptable name
>>549792049
Some guy signed up with the name Anonymous, he's waiting to be verified as a member
>>549792049
admin hasn't accepted new members yet
/b/ I can't get enough of black girls. Do I have jungle fever? All I jerk off to is porn with black girls in it, and I really want to fuck a black girl. How can I find one that isn't completely ghetto and ignorant?
>>549779921
Go to Church.
just don't
did it
same poon as white poon
>>549779921
>>549779921
Find a mulatto girl. They usually always act white.
also
>MULLATO BUTTS