YLYL Gif Edition
>God Tier Mode: No smiling
>Super Ultimate Unstopable God Tier Mode: No smiling in your brain
>>549953225
i smiled
gunna post shit ive had saved for way to long without ever posting it
>>549953441
Differences between 4chan and Reddit.
Discuss
>>549963518
Yes
/thread
can't see a webm in the first page...
webm thread now!
>>549935218
I need the sauce on this. Even a tpb hint would be great
>>549935781
nice one
I am going to make a new one of these. Last thread didn't last long. What do you think I should add?
>>5492088
Bamp
I like the idea of more specific sex acts.
Okay. I'll bite.
Thinking about adding a jobs category. Going from somthing like secretary to prostitute?
Who's dis now?
404'd.
qt3.14 tartar
I dare you to find 1 flaw
>>549936491
eazy my dicks not in her.
>pic related
it's me and my bitch.
Rate us.
>>549931534
0/0 make of it what you will...
>>549932018
mon you should have at least given me a 1 for making you reply.
Obviously you don't belong here.
Summer, please go.
Who's the bitch?
CREEP PART 2! BP FOR HIGH SCHOOL AND OC
Pic for ants
>>549928452
>>549928452
/b/, Should I set up camera in bathroom for 4 days?
Here's the story:
>Father leaving on vacation
>Me staying here
>House sitter also staying here for 5 days (not sure why because I'll be here)
>I know this house sitter. I used to work with her for 4 years
>She's a few years younger than me (I'm 25)
>She's not bad looking at all & has some BIG boobs
Should I place my iPhone somewhere in the big master bathroom inside one of the plants & set it to record before she takes a shower? Please give a /b/ro some advice on how I should do this, /b/. I WILL deliver if successful.
>proof that OP is not a liar and is willing to deliver previous videos he's recorded are on the way, so please - advice or gtfo.
>pic unrelated
>>549904481
of course you should
>proof that OP has delivered already today:
>mother_less_dot_com_/_0850837
Also, for potential sauce on this matter, follow @itwasabaddream on twitter for updates and details
>>549904481
I've done this, its the best fap material
10/10 of the week
Let's see what you have
>>549870913
butter face of the week
>>549870913
You call that 10/10?
She's barely a 4/10
...Continuing because 404'd
“This all sounds very exciting,” Ronald said. “I must confess that, though my own research, I did indeed find the answers that you seek.”
“What do you want in return for them?” asked the secretary.
Her innocent and naïve tone put a devilish smile on the clown’s face. The secretary looked at his crotch.
"So clown..... how 'bout I see what's inside the Big Tent?" she teased.
Ronald chuckled. “Tits or gtfo. Also, blowjob.”
Without hesitation, the woman tore off all of her clothes. Ronald deftly unzipped his fly and whipped out his schlong. The sight of it made the woman burst out laughing.
“You paint your dick, too?!?” she giggled.
“Bitch, shut up and get ta suckin” Ronald ordered.
The slut did as she was told, looking up only once to ask if Ronald was enjoying himself.
“Oooh, fuck yeah,” the clown moaned. I’m lovin’ it!”
When their aggressive negotiations were finished, Ronald went back to his apartment and retrieved all of the research he had in his possession.
The groundbreaking evidence that Ronald had been sitting on for all those years was astonishing. Of particular importance were the findings of a nutritional biochemist who had been analyzing fast food as part of his obesity study. His surprising discovery was a previously unknown element which he dubbed KFCium; found in all spices and certain types of salt in fried chicken. Remarkably, the neutrons of these atoms appeared to be engraved with what looked like computer circuits. Simultaneously, archaeologists had discovered lost artwork from ancient Greece and Mesoamerica that showed a Colonel Sanders-like figure giving fried chicken to the first humans.
Upon being presented with this new evidence, Chester leaned back in his office chair. He was stunned.
“It all makes sense now,” he marveled.
Giorgio A. Tsoukalos concurred. “It appears that what we’re dealing with here is some type of extra-terrestrial technology. Perhaps, further evidence can be found in the etchings…………………… OF THE ANCIENT MAYA.”
“This,” said Erich Von Däniken, also seated at Chester’s desk, “is Maya astrology map. Exra-terrestrials use this to navigate to ancient planet of Clarion.”
“SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!” Chester burst out. “This is rock solid evidence. I’ve made up my mind; we’re going there! We have to know the truth! I will organize an expedition immediately; you will both accompany me as scientific consultants.”
And thus, an interstellar expedition of unprecedented cost and sophistication was mounted.
The Ship:
USS James Russell – Cost: $900 billion USD. Owner: Chester Industries Worldwide. Capable of supporting 30 people for 30 years during near-lightspeed travel. Also features state of the art AI Navicomputer, chemical laser active defense system, railguns, energy shields, a holodeck, luxury suites for each crew member, two greenhouses, medical lab and onboard hospital, dock for transport shuttle, movie theater, spa, and every other conceivable luxury and resource (i.e., author is lazy and wants convenient plot device)
The Crew:
Captain NigNog
> expendable ex-Navy crewman
First Mate JaMarcus
> expendable ex-Navy crewman
Engineer LeVar
> expendable ex-Navy crewman
Chester Chicken
> corporate figurehead and expedition leader
Erich Von Däniken
> chief scientific consultant/historian, Loli/fur/mlp library moderator
Giorgio A. Tsoukalos
> assistant scientific consultant/historian, tanning salon and hair studio manager
Unit B
> Android servant who contracted a virus while downloading porn and appears to be autistic
The Secretary
> Chester’s “employee with benefits”
Ronald McDonald, Grimace, Hamburglar
> Medicinal Botany specialists
Anons, I leave it up to you now: Is there anyone else who needs to go along? End 2 numbers divisible by 3 = your nominee is added to the crew.
TL;DR - I'm drunk. Also, better sex scene than in 50 Shades of Grey.
Get in here, faggots
Time for a best of 4Chan Thread.
If interest is there im gonna dumb my folder,starting with a few and will see how it goes.
2/?
3/?
4/?
>be 18
>kind of a loser, definite betafag, not hopeless though
>virgin obviously
>kinda thin
>have sister year and a half younger than me
>sister’s best friend is named jenna
>jenna is the object of all of my fantasies
>10/10, brunette, emerald green eyes, voluptuous body, maybe c cup breasts, tan skin, no acne
>gorgeous face
>just being in her presence gets me excited
>too beta to talk to her
>she’s over at our house fairly often hanging out with my sister
>kind of just acknowledges me, never really says much to me other than a brief “hey”
>>549854618
>parents tell us we can each invite a friend
>obviously jenna is coming
>like I said im a loser but I have a couple decent friends
>invite my one friend billy
>morning comes that we are departing
>billy gets sick that morning, can’t come
>too late to make other arrangements
>its just me, jenna, my sister, and our parents
>we are in the driveway loading the car
>jenna shows up, gets dropped off by her mom
>she’s in a tight tank top and some extremely short shorts
>oh my gawd
>start getting boner
>wearing gym shorts
>pretend I left something in the house
>go inside and do pushups until boner goes away (seriously this works)
>go back outside
>sister says “anon why are you so sweaty?”
>tell her to fuck off
>jenna laughs
>>549854645
>we’re gonna be there for 3 days + 2 nights
>we all pile in the car
>it’s a suv with three rows of seats
>dad’s driving, mom’s in the front seat
>sister and jenna take the 2nd row of seats
>I have the back to myself
>sister is in seat directly in front of me
>jenna is seated diagonally from me
>we start driving
>its about 4 hours to the beach
>put on headphones, start to drift off
>sleep for maybe 2 hours
>>549854721
>eventually wake up and open my eyes
>see jenna looking at me
>for a very brief instant I see her green eyes
>she sees that I woke up and quickly turns her head back around
>that was kind of strange but I think nothing much of it
>look out the window listening to music for a while
>at one point I look back over and see jenna turn her head back quickly again
>wasshelookingatmeagain???
>whatever, people get caught looking at other people all the time
>doesn’t ever necessarily mean anything
>finally we arrive at the beach house
>we rented it from a family friend who owns it
>3 bedrooms
>ocean front
>kinda nice but nothing all that special
webm threat give us hot chiks !
>>549847148
that was so hot
>>549848087
so add here :D more !
>>549847148
for the love of allah, source
Other thread maxed out so here's a new one
Tell me your secrets /b/! greentext stories are welcome as are pics related if any.
Bumping with saucy redheads as always.
Also if you post your dick with a heart drawn on it I will write what you request on my body.
>>549852380
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>>549852453
ITT: WE SUMMOM MOOT!
>>549822538
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Moot died 3 years ago in a drunk driving accident. The high mods of 4chan keep the myth that he's alive going because the site would tear itself apart.
>mfw I'm the coroner who did his autopsy.
>>549823078
Woody looks like Moot.
