>be 16
>11th grade
>pretty much your typical betafag
>never really talked to girls much before
>all my friends are beta too
>tfw stuck in circle of betaness
>be last day of school
>getting back from school (I took the bus)
>see moving truck next door
>the house next to us has been on the market for a while now
>someone must have moved in
>walking up my driveway peering over
>couple of moving guys carrying boxes inside
>see what I assume is the man who bought the house and his wife
>they’re middle aged, similar age to my parents
>they see me and wave
>as I wave back their front door swings open
>girl walks outside
>from a distance she seems absolutely gorgeous
>blonde hair
>she’s wearing a pink shirt that accentuates the curve of her breasts
>skinny jeans and you can tell from a distance she has a tight ass (but not too big which is how I like it)
>she sees her parents waving and looks over towards me
>instantly feel my heart rate skyrocket
>when I get an adrenaline rush my hands tingle
>my hands tingle
>my beta nature causes me to turn my head quickly and scuttle inside
>as I walk in the door my mind is racing with the thought that this jewel of a girl is gonna be living next door to me
>luckily the window in my bedroom faces their house
>I run upstairs to my room
>my blinds are closed
>peeking out through the small hole that the strand of the blinds runs through
>she’s still out there talking to her parents
>after a minute she goes inside
>I spend several hours fantasizing about our life together
>few hours later
>getting dark but its still kind of light outside
>im still in my room, don’t remember what I was doing
>hear doorbell ring
>again my hands tingle
>I get anxious whenever the doorbell rings (im sure you know that feel)
>hear mom downstairs walking towards the door
>hear her open the door
>hear muffled voices talking for a minute or two
>all of a sudden I hear my mother’s voice booming up from downstairs
>”anonnnnn!”
>jesus Christ mom could you be any more embarrassing
>go downstairs
>I already know who’s at the door, im just denying it in my mind
>turn the corner of the stairs
>facing front door
>the family that just moved in nextdoor is standing just inside our doorway
>instantly my eyes swing to the girl
lel
>>549614557
inb4opdungoofd
>>549614557
i smell summer
that poor girl, don't do it guys
Beta/Cringe thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkttS6CcmDU
bump because I got nithing
it's about time
Why do we hate Jews /b/?
>>549611775
Jews.
>>549611775
i dont hate jews
Making a depressive songs list
Help me /b/rethren
RATM - beautiful world
The xx - Angels
1975 - me
múm - The Ballad of the Broken Birdie Records
Radiohead - How to dissappear completly
Smiths - asleep
Foo Fighters - Everlong
The Pixies - Where is my mind
A Great Big World - Say Something
Pink Floyd - Wish you were here
Bon Iver - Holocene
Black Box Revelation - Bitter
Damien Rice - The blower's daughter
Flyleaf - Stay
Stone Sour - Bother or Through Glass
Slipknot - Snuff or Vermillion pt. 2 (not your average slipknot bullshit)
Admiral Freebee - Sad Rebel
Foals - Spanish Sahara
A Day To Remember - If it means a lot to you
Gorillaz - Rhinestone Eyes
Ignite - Live For better days
Metallica - One or Fade To Black
Neil Young - Cortez the killer
Pearl Jam - Nothingman
Porcupine Tree - Stars Die
Rise Against - The Approaching Curve
30 seconds to mars - 100 suns
shameless self bump
Bumping with some songs
Opeth - Isolation Years
Opeth - Credence
Fleetwood Mac - Landslide
Will post more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_sEtNrYlC4
>Pearl Jam - Last Kiss
I cry every time.
Well my love died before her time.
Cheapo thread!
Go to hell
>>549590754
Oh! I love shit like this! I have a lot on my wall, can you keep the thread bumped while I snap a few pictures?
>>549591117
no u
Who'd like to see her naked?
I'll post the pic when someone tells me an interesting story.
>>549600272
hmmm bump for stories
>>549600272
what kind of story?
This one time, OP was not a complete fag.
JK!!! He was.
Ask a disembodied brain in a vat anything.
>>549592713
what animus iz dis frum?
>>549592713
Don't be shy, I won't bite. I can't. I'm a disembodied brain in a vat, for Chrissake.
>>549593257
It's from your momma.
7 decides what I say. This bitch has been texting me forever and wants the D. Make sure to bump thread even after someone wins so that the thread doesn't 404. OP will deliver
>>549574074
"Again with this shit?"
Fuck off you inbred foetus.
WILL SUCK DICK FOR KFC
im feeling pretty sad
Needs a new g/fur thread.
>>549558335
Yes.
>>549558335
thank you lol
69 decides if the case gets opened...
>>549558107
Attention seeking whore, fuck you
>>549558107
Self roll
>>549558107
enjoy your ban
ITT: God tier wallpapers
(preferably 1920 x 1080)
Hey, /b/
Found a TB external hard drive in someones trash.
What do you want to see?
>>549545581
Games
2009
show dem games
dem pictures
do it op
You have thirty seconds to find a flaw in my girlfriend
>protip: you can't
>>549553245
fuglyass smile
>>549553245
can swing at a baseball with that jew nose
>>549553245
>her smile is disgusting
>wheres the tits
>jew nose
