lets do this /b/!
>>548620494
bump and roll
Orange
I hope i get to rap
This shit works!
>>548620785
I personally opted for the 4chan Platinum Account, as it came with a free t-shirt.
>>548620785
Your ID is even telling you you're a faggot
>iGay
>>548620785
thank god it doesn't need you to complete the captcha
>Be dating girl for 5 years
>Both virgins, only grabbed her boob like twice.
>Propose after 5 years of celibate dating.
>Plan big ass wedding (we were a power couple in our church. Lots of people wanted to come.
>Everyone is so proud of us for waiting until marriage
>Seems to be the main point of conversation at the reception (all my guy friends were "YYYEEEAAAAHHHH GETTING SOME TONIGHT BOI." Her friends were all "How sweet of him to wait for you!"
>Have kick ass wedding. Get in limo, drive to hotel.
>>548616141
inb4 wife gets raped by niggers/wife is a cheating whore
>>548616141
very interesting..
>>548616141
>Check in, get up to hotel room.
>Both pretty nervous, so we take it slow.
>shower together, make out, fondle.
>An hour and half of making out passes, I'm starting to lose focus.
Gif thread, niggers. Post your favourites.
>inb4 hurr durr webm
>inb4 op can't inb4
>>548595328
hurr durr webm
op can't inb4
>>548595426
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
>22 year old alcoholic since 15
>I drink so much I want someone to talk to
>I'm seriously dying from all the drinking I am doing
>someone help
Care for another drink?
>>548577710
Drank my whole youth, stopped for a few years and recently found back to alcohol due to a reoccurring major depression. Can't really help you mate. But why don't we have a beer together?
You sound like an old friend of mine. I had to stop hanging around him honestly because he was just always drinking/smoking/everything. Seek help in person from people who care if you're serious. Best of luck
I dont see any motherless threads so lets get one going :) !!
>>548593052
anyone found anything good?
>>548593052
AB43F2D
>>548593052
when did people start not giving their fucks about writing motherless out.
also, its not worth it, its a site full of normal porn.
the mods deleted EVERYTHING that made this site special.
Rule 34 Thread, I'll dump for the night.
Anyone lurking
>>548571993
Yep
Middle Eastern/Arab Girls/Palestinian thread
DAMN! That ARAB BOOOTY
>>548544962
That asshole looks delicious
>>548545341
arab women are the best, need to save them from their towelhead overlords.
Real talk thread. Everyone's got problems they need to talk about. What's been eating you up, /b/?
I started a business 50/50 with a partner and I sacrificed everything, never paid myself, lived off of savings,
paid my partner a lot because he had family to support
he pretty much decides to take over the whole company and kick me out without even paying me for my shares
Also threatened not to pay my receipts (I was literally buying everything the business needed with my own account) if I didn't leave the company
so I left, never sued because he is poor, suing poor people sucks because even if you win, you lose
its been almost a year, and I still rage almost everyday
I am receiving payments every month
I came pretty close to killing this guy
Me and my girlfriend are doing long distance and we're looking for an apartment together.
>>548550780
oh but the payments are shit and they are way late, at this point I am underpaid at least $8,000 (this is not including the price of the shares) which is apparently an interest free loan to this faggot
check out this big boobed girl!!!!
>>548558097
What are you trying to accomplish here?
>>548558097
gross
Please, continue
Ex gf, fucking cunt bump for nudes
bamping
lets do this! bump!
Post something u laughed hard first time you saw/read it
Your pic is good OP; got me giggling.
>>548507847
Not bad, medium kek
Your pic is good OP; got me giggling.
Whats up /b/?
Things i allready know:
1. im a landwhale
2, im a attention whore
3. i should kill myself
so please skip these comments! ;)
>>548520997
I demand more tits!
hi there
tits or gtfo
>>548520997
You look really cute. Show some more?
TOP 100 BEST ALBUMS OF ALL TIME ACCORDING TO /b/: Thread 18
>Post an album that you believe should be a contender for the top 100.
>When you see albums you want on the list, reply to them and say "approved."
>Every album with 13 approvals will be a contender for the final list.
If you nominate an album that was previously nominated in one of these threads, I'll combine the votes it gets with the votes it got before.
7 albums left before we have 100, let's finish this thing.
>>548509713
Albums that made it into the Top 100 so far (93/100): http://pastebin(SpamFilterPlsGo)com/C5H1KnaU
Nominated albums that haven't made it into the Top 100 yet: http://pastebin(SpamFilterPlsGo)com/wZr9FFn4
>>548509867
This needs to go somewhere
Brand New - The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
What's better for school slaughter- a katana or machete?
I'm 19yo, 190 pounds and 6 feet high. Not muscular guy.
>>548515235
katana of course
I'm sick of the hate katanas get on this site. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.
Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.
Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.
Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen,
>>548515235
Butter Knife.
>>548515235
Are you going to go rodger some people?
