10/10s anyone?
>>550301214
here, Anon
thrad abandoned?
/b/, I fucked up
>be me
>camping with cousin and family friends
>want to prank them while they sit around the campfire
>idea.exe
>we both pee inside a water bottle
>cousin will throw it into the fire to make it stink
>we approach
>he puts it in
>the cap is on
>OHFUCKOHFUCK
>the plastic is shrinking, the piss is boiling
>i'm jabbing it with a stick to relieve pressure
>it sprays
>PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>molten piss steam is exploding out of it
>hear a horrible scream
>"FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK"
>lady across fire got hit in eye with piss steam, won't stop saying fuck, runs back to trailer
>it smells like piss so bad
>everyone can't believe we did this
>uncle enters rage mode
>"WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING? WE'RE REALLY PISSED OFF AT YOU GUYS RIGHT NOW!"
>cousin says "it looks more like you were pissed on"
>>550300550
MY FUCKING SIDES
>>550300550
This all started a few weeks ago.
>Friends over
>one friend shits in bag
>why.jpeg
>also pisses in huge arizona 1 gallon jug
>"hey we should start only pissing in jugs and smelling it every once in a while"
>Okay
>From now on we piss in jugs
>Already have more than 2 gallons and counting
>I love the sweet aroma
I love it.
So much.
>tfw you go on website of elementary school you went to as a kid and 95% of the teachers and staff that taught you aren't there anymore.
>tfw you turn on your Nintendo and try to force yourself to play video games but lose interest after 10 minutes
>tfw you walk by the house you grew up in as a kid but then your parents got divorced and now it's home to another loving family
>tfw you look at pictures of yourself as a kid with your pets, the rabit and a parrot but now they are dead.
>tfw you're getting older but don't want to.
I don't know how old you are, but in many peoples lifetimes there will be techologies that slow again or prevent death from old age. What are you worrying about?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIiUqfxFttM
>>550302346
I'm 19. I just wish I was a kid again. I miss my childhood.
Hello /b/. My name is Justin Joesph Vandling.
And tonight, I am going to hang myself. You have 5 minutes to AMA. then I'm going to go die.
You got a camera set up?
How long do you think it'll be til someone finds you?
1. Why?
2. Why don't you stream it?
captcha: Hermes didaahr
Boxes to Brendan
6673 Lapidus Rd North Port, FL 34291-4535
https://www facebook com/tfwwhennoshoegazeqt
fb: valentina.cuervo.39
kid leaks info, we send pizza and boxes
Thread number 3 or some shit
What did he do?
>>550291434
this
CALL SWAT ON HIM
Get me tits..
be my kawaii waifu :3
gibe tit pics pls b0ss
Pick a single digit number OP but say "I think you're really attractive"
>Kid name Brendan leaks info
>Deliver Boxes to house
>Call his Mom and raid FB
>Help out
>>550285026
post the facebook links from the other thread moron
>>550285026
nigger we need links, links we need!
>>550285351
None saved, was scatterting to find Moms number and make a quick thread
going on
ok, time do finish this thing with brandon
bump for justice
Bumpy bump bump
Hey /b/. Should I buy Dark Souls II locally and play it today or wait to go to another store and buy the first one?
I've never played either, but as I understand it, Dark Souls isn't too concerned with continuity so much as kicking your ass. So... wut
>>550243518
If you're playing on 360 (god forbid) the first game is free until the 15th.
>>550243518
Play the first one as it's actually a good game.
>>550243518
I mean, like, wait and go get the first one on another day. Couldn't find Dark Souls anywhere yesterday
SS thread anyone?
bump, i'd dump but i'm busy
Don't have much but here goes
Heh, this make 6 failed /ss/ threads so far today.
Okay. This bitch is annoying me. 7 tells me what to say.
>>550272608
`Did you know I suck cocks for a living?'
>>550272608
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>550272608
I want to gag you and spit in your face.
Continued from
>>550268451
You wake up in a dimly-lit room, devoid of all furniture except a wooden table. Behind you is a steel door with a number pad, it appears that a numeric code is necessary to unlock the door.
Somehow, you feel like you've been here before.
On the table, there is a... thing, for lack of a better word. It appears to be made of several interlocking pieces of wood. Since there is nothing else around, you have a strong suspicion that this object contains the key to freedom.
What do you do?
A: Examine the object more closely.
B: Attempt to remove the top piece.
C: Attempt to remove the corner piece.
D: Attempt to remove the bottom piece.
>>550277540
OH FUCK YOU OP
You bastard lol
Rule 34
oh god fuck yes we need some finn porn up in this bitch! keep em coming!
>>550263260
>cartoons.
>porn
Pick one.
You wake up in a dimly-lit room, devoid of all furniture except a wooden table. Behind you is a steel door with a number pad, it appears that a numeric code is necessary to unlock the door.
On the table, there is a... thing, for lack of a better word. It appears to be made of several interlocking pieces of wood. Since there is nothing else around, you have a strong suspicion that this object contains the key to freedom.
What do you do?
A: Examine the object more closely.
B: Attempt to remove the top piece.
C: Attempt to remove the corner piece.
D: Attempt to remove the bottom piece.
>first choice with two votes is the way we go. Later will up it to 3.
C
smash the box open, rub one out, when leave
Wat do
Tell her you've fucked the kid in the ass
>>550265307
'Never had nudes of her. Did fuck her a few times though. She's into some nasty shit I can tell you that much.'
>>550265545
Nvm bailing
