YOU BONER YOU LOSE
>>550930020
Tell me what it's like being 13, Anon. Getting bonerz from one picture of some random skank.
>>550930020
>>550930208
its awesome
welcome to \d\
the opposite of /b/
I sure like niggers! A lot! They improve our GDP and help keep our country clean and safe!
>>550926679
never use the n word please
>>550926679
>>>\loq\
Woman Logic thread
>>550914149
can't hit girls, but girls can hit you
not condoning violence, but men should be able to defend themselves from a violent broad
>>550914149
thats a pretty weak fallacy. Women dont claim to be equal to men, they want to be treated with equal RESPECT, the same way you dont treat all of your children the same way, because you arent, but you still respect and love them all the same.
IF this is a difficult concept for you to grasp i suggest you go swim in fire ants.
webm
yeah gonna need some sauce on that one.
testing
>>550901479
I have that video. It's called u don't remember but I'll look it up
ITT pictures of girls you fap to on fb
i have plenty more of her if you guys want
>>550899627
obviously want
>>550899627
Bump
>>550899627
>be single dad
> kid is sixteen
>whiny little shit is trying to get out of a test by faking being ill.
stupid cunt forgot i'm a fucking physician.
>he goes to do test. comes back says hes going to be a fry-cook.
> i'm so pissed at the little bastard.
>over the course of the next two years i slowly pack my belongings.
>leave him when he's asleep. cause a shit load of trouble in community to bite him in the ass.
Hes 18, he better fucking deal with it
>be gary
>gary
> gaaarry
>gary
>gary gary gary
'gaaaarry gary gaaary'
>gary
Gary.
>>550893640
Should have raped his tender unbroken butthole before you left.
Your such a faggot for not doing that. gtfo
And leave him with your house? Goddamn, thats pretty fuckin retarded sir
ITT: Fucked up shit you've done
>Bought a mouse
>Named him 'Nigger'
>Bought him some white mouse bitches to fuck a month later
>One was a bitch
>She made this awful shrieking sound at the other mice and would bite them when they came near
>Two hours after I introduced them
>Hear shrieking and scuffling
>The cunt was biting the shit out of the other female and drawing blood
>Reached in to break it up
>Cunt bit me and ran off
>Started attacking Nigger
>Fuck no
>Pull her away
>Cunt starts going ham on my hand
>She won't loosen her jaws and let go
>Take my hand out of the cage and smash it into the table forcefully
>Broke her ribcage
>Cunt is still shrieking and biting the shit out of my hand
>Pick her up by the tail and smack her from side to side on the table
>Throw her off of me into the cage
>Cunt lands in food bowl, terribly shrieking out her last few breaths while succumbing to her massive internal injuries
>Died in about 4 seconds
>Her body was floppy as shit; it felt like all her bones were broken
>Told my roommate that Nigger did it when he got back.
>Was holding cat
>Fucker decided to scratch me
>I ain't no bitch you picked a fight and we going blow for blow
>So I start punching the cat over and over again while holding onto it and its scratching the fuck out of me
>Eventually that cunt learned
>>550877756
As shitty as I feel about murdering that mouse... why do tiny ass animals think it's a good idea to pick fights with humans? Are they really that fucking stupid? That would be like if I decided to go poke an elephant with a sharp stick.
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Can /b/ teach me how to find an image within this image? I think the practice is called stenography but I'm not sure.
>>550874262
I think its called google, but I'm not sure
>captcha
>>550874490
Google just gives me a bunch of classes schools offer for this. All other tutorials I've found just tell you how to find a message in the pictures.
Bumping for interest. Could be a onetime pad to remove a bunch of pixels or something? Iunno.
Beta/cringe thread?
Here's some fresh OC.
bump for interest
What do you do ?
>>550872051
I only like 2d dickgirls.
>>550872051
Find out where the waterfall of shit is coming from. That's some fucked up anti-Narnia shit going on there. Whatever fantasy world I'm in, I guarantee there's all kinds of backwards ass shit going on that's a lot more interesting than fucking a hot slut while covered in shit.
>>550872051
drink waterfall then kill slut
Okay gang. Videogame/TV cartoon Rule 34 Gifs thread. I'll start.
Webm porn thread
>>550877297
she looks happy now, but fuck, when she gets a splinter inside her ass she's going to be screaming.
Anyone have any ban screenshots, these are fucking hilarious
Sup /b/ros build your fort!
op is fag
Since it's summer, here's a complete newfag guide.
1. What is sage?
>By typing sage in the E-mail field, your ID will display as "heaven" and the thread you replied in will not be bumped. Best used to insult the OP of a shitty thread while not bumping it.
2. How do I triforce?
>Depends. Sometimes the mods mess with how alt codes and shit work and when they do that, you can't triforce by using alt codes. At the moment you have to have a good triforce copy pasted in a file somewhere. Since I'm a good guy, here's a working one:
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Yes, you can copy paste it.
3. Is there something like 4chan gold?
>No
Should I delete system32?
>No
Does typing "lolita" on imagefap.com alert the police?
>No, idiot
4. Captchas?
>captchas are NOT case sensitive!
>you only have to type one of the words. for the other word you can just mash your keyboard. The word you have to type is usually a bit more curvy, you'll start to recognize it easily after 10 captcha's, just try it out. Example of an efficiently typed captcha: http://i.imgur.com/wIIOpN1.png
5. Is 4chan an underground place where the cool kids hang out?
>No, it's mainstream as fuck (http://i.imgur.com/qS3pJSr.png) and only 50% of what you see here is original content, the rest are reposts.
The guys who post the edgy stuff like gore and rekt gifs are 20+ year old fat/skinny virgins who do it for attention and edgyness (dont do that shit).
6. Will /b/ help me with this kid who bullies me?
>underage b&
7. Raids are fucking stupid.
8. Check out the other boards, you can actually learn something in some of them. /b/ isn't really worth browsing tbh, too much shit.
9. Dubs, trips, quads, etc? Depends on whether they are disabled (and on which board you are). Dubs are usually disabled to prevent people from making dubs threads all the time. Them being disabled means that a post that would have ended in 66 will now end in 67. I don't think trips are disabled atm, but you can always check by linking a comment with trips in it and checking whether it exists or not. Eg:
>>550708555
10. Always rename pics to something which is safe before uploading them to 4chan. You would be surprised how much information an image name can give sometimes. For example, if you dont rename a pic from fb, the file name can actually link to the pic. The name would look like this: 545338_393590954022848_1995638355_n
The second/middle digit links to the pic if you type this url: fb.com/393590954022848
11. WATCH OUT FOR EXIF DATA! If you take a picture from your iphone(or whatever) while you have it connected to the internet, your pic will hold exif data which can be read (http://regex.info/exif.cgi) to give your EXACT location. So, to be sure you can upload your image to imgur first and then download it from there again (imgur wipes exif data). fb also wipes exif data. There are probably easier other ways, but haven't looked into it. I've heard opening it with paint and then saving it from there wipes EXIF too, but don't quote me on it.
12. The first few weeks you are on 4chan you should only lurk, not post.
13. Captchas?
>captchas are NOT case sensitive!
>you only have to type one of the words. for the other word you can just mash your keyboard. The word you have to type is usually a bit more curvy, you'll start to recognize it easily after 10 captcha's, just try it out. Example of an efficiently typed captcha: http://i.imgur.com/wIIOpN1.png
14. OP can't bump his own thread.
That's all I can think of for now. Post more in the comments if you got more.
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did I do it
>>550863424
no. fgt
