Tumblr Mock thread Revived!
>>551092735
Yesterday I saw this cishit movie that promoted the patriarchy. In it Ryan Gosling swaggered about with his penis while the only female character looked sad and cared for her kid. Its obvious this movie has sexist undertones meant to brainwash the children of america. Hold me fellow feminists, whilst I suck on the teats of empowerment. Also someone said "bitch" in the movie. 0/10
>>551093315
I feel like this post is misogynistic and oppresses my trigender-omnisexual frog lifestyle
>>551093525
oMFG I CANT EVEN
Hey jits, wanna see my tits?
Nutsack
8/16/12
Show tummy then go to bed.
Ok /b/ reveal you deepest darkest secret
> I was molested as a child
>>551077460
i would trade all my memories and friends for a few years worth of marijuana
>>551077460
I am gay.
also, do you lose your virginity when you fuck a guy in the ass? or only fuck a vagina?
>>551077460
I tell everyone I'm fine, meanwhile the only thing holding me back from suicide is my parents' love.
But suicide thoughts is so common in here it's barely an exciting secret
Any family sex stories? I got a couple.
>be 18
>mom and dad out on a bate
>me and sister
>she 18
>I'm in bathroom, flapping with the power of a 1000 suns
>she catches me
>she leaves and closes the door
(fyi-shes extremely nieve)
>tells me that she is sorry
>I say it's okay
>she asked what I was doing
>asked her that she didn't know?
>tell her that I was masterbating
>she asks if she can see
>say okay
>she walks in and sees me fapp
>about to cum
>tell her to come closer and take a better look
>she leans In close
>I tricked her,
>I cum on her face
>she runs out
>avoids me for the rest of the day
I got more stories but I wanna hear what /b/ has to say
Pic related, pic is her
>I'm in bathroom, flapping with the power of a 1000 suns
> flapping
op is a bird
>>551080139
jolly good show OP, post moar stories and pictures of said sister. staying tuned.
>>551080139
>(fyi-shes extremely nieve)
You mean naive you dumb shit?
How do you define irony again?
webm thread. bump limit hit in the other.
No porn this time.
no porn?
there is literally no point then
>>551078438
Damn I need some sauce on that
>>551062185
cont.
>>551080142
bamp
>>551074554
im in
OK best FEMALE VOICE dubstep songs.
GO!
>dubstep
kek
i'm not an immature faggot who listens to shit that sounds like angry dog robots farting so i guess you'll just have to fuck off and get better taste or something, you impotent jackass.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyWROPUGdHU
I LOVE HEAVEN!!
pic taken a few mins ago, pardon the timestamp
Tits now
Yes. Proceed
>>551063678
say please, my love =]
>>551050443
New thread.
Give me a 1 please.
>>551062712
Jesus Erin I've been waiting to hear from you since last weekend! You took your sweet fucking time and damn was I excited to see you again. Sorry for that but I'm pretty mad at you.
Now show me something or forget me.
4chin is a worldwide organization of professional masturbators. we masturbate and take photos of our penises, exchange them, and masturbate to each other. you should check it out, it's great!
>>551062848
reroll
Pokemon box.
First for loads of love
First
Previous thread:
>>551045162
Requests welcome.
Vocaroo.
>>551051272
nig
>>551051272
PEANUTS
AND BUTTER
AND JELLY
BUT NO TIME
fuck no
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fuck you for making me google translate this crap.
>>551048587
speack human language faggot
>>551049015
I ave beeen as far as evm decide 2 go look an do moar rite
Tupac is the best lyricist try to prove me wrong its simple you can;t
Well you've already proven yourself completely uneducated, infact you're doing a worse job of promoting Tupac than if you just said nothing.
2/10 troll because of lengthy reply.
"is" Was... He's very dead
>>551042210
recycles and bites his own rhymes in every song
>best lyricist my left nut
Pokemon!
You know what to do.
Damn right
>>551045162
Catch em all.
