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>>551001421

Update 7.

>I finally get the balls I need to admit everything seeing her sad face
>I like you because you're EXACTLY my type.
You like the same music, You're beautiful, You're small; which you know I like. You don't just ignore me when you find out i'm weirder than you thought which everyone else has. You're the closest person to me and you know that. I'd tell you everything if you asked me to.
>She stays quiet for a while
>I look at her. Observing her body language.
>she's relaxed but she looks nervous
>I shift over and give her a hug
>She holds onto me tighter than she ever has
>Calls me a twat and that I should have told her at the beginning how I felt
>I said that I couldn't. I didn't have the balls.
>She looks at me
>I look at her lips
>they're so fucking soft and tender
>She hasn't even had a boyfriend
>My mind is fucking racing I just say fuck it
>Grab her in a hug and kiss her
>She doesn't resist
>turns into a make out session
>5 minutes in she pulls back
>I um.. have to go study.
>I say okay. Do you want me to help?
>She nods furiously

Now i'm helping her study for her biology exam
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FIRST LOL
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yiss moar
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Enjoying the ment

hi /b/ I need you to photoshop a background like a beach or a swimming pool in the background. told my friends i went on holiday last week but ididnt lol i cant have them find out

thanks please help
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

HOHO
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>>551008162
TOPKEK
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HAHAHA OH MY GOD YOU ARE SUCH A PRANKSTER I HOPE YOUR FRIENDS HAVE ENJOYMENT OF YOUR PRANKS SIR PRANKSALOT LOL IL SHOW MYSELF OUT

YOU BONER YOU LOSE
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>>550930020

Tell me what it's like being 13, Anon. Getting bonerz from one picture of some random skank.
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>>550930020
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>>550930208
its awesome

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welcome to \d\
the opposite of /b/
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I sure like niggers! A lot! They improve our GDP and help keep our country clean and safe!
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>>550926679
never use the n word please
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>>550926679
>>>\loq\

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Woman Logic thread
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>>550914149

can't hit girls, but girls can hit you

not condoning violence, but men should be able to defend themselves from a violent broad
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>>550914149
thats a pretty weak fallacy. Women dont claim to be equal to men, they want to be treated with equal RESPECT, the same way you dont treat all of your children the same way, because you arent, but you still respect and love them all the same.

IF this is a difficult concept for you to grasp i suggest you go swim in fire ants.
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yeah gonna need some sauce on that one.
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testing
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>>550901479
I have that video. It's called u don't remember but I'll look it up

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ITT pictures of girls you fap to on fb

i have plenty more of her if you guys want
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>>550899627
obviously want
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>>550899627
Bump
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>>550899627

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>be single dad
> kid is sixteen
>whiny little shit is trying to get out of a test by faking being ill.
stupid cunt forgot i'm a fucking physician.
>he goes to do test. comes back says hes going to be a fry-cook.
> i'm so pissed at the little bastard.
>over the course of the next two years i slowly pack my belongings.
>leave him when he's asleep. cause a shit load of trouble in community to bite him in the ass.

Hes 18, he better fucking deal with it
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>be gary
>gary
> gaaarry
>gary
>gary gary gary
'gaaaarry gary gaaary'
>gary

Gary.
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>>550893640
Should have raped his tender unbroken butthole before you left.

Your such a faggot for not doing that. gtfo
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And leave him with your house? Goddamn, thats pretty fuckin retarded sir

ITT: Fucked up shit you've done

>Bought a mouse
>Named him 'Nigger'
>Bought him some white mouse bitches to fuck a month later
>One was a bitch
>She made this awful shrieking sound at the other mice and would bite them when they came near

>Two hours after I introduced them
>Hear shrieking and scuffling
>The cunt was biting the shit out of the other female and drawing blood
>Reached in to break it up
>Cunt bit me and ran off
>Started attacking Nigger
>Fuck no
>Pull her away
>Cunt starts going ham on my hand
>She won't loosen her jaws and let go
>Take my hand out of the cage and smash it into the table forcefully
>Broke her ribcage
>Cunt is still shrieking and biting the shit out of my hand
>Pick her up by the tail and smack her from side to side on the table
>Throw her off of me into the cage
>Cunt lands in food bowl, terribly shrieking out her last few breaths while succumbing to her massive internal injuries
>Died in about 4 seconds
>Her body was floppy as shit; it felt like all her bones were broken
>Told my roommate that Nigger did it when he got back.
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>Was holding cat
>Fucker decided to scratch me
>I ain't no bitch you picked a fight and we going blow for blow
>So I start punching the cat over and over again while holding onto it and its scratching the fuck out of me
>Eventually that cunt learned
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>>550877756
As shitty as I feel about murdering that mouse... why do tiny ass animals think it's a good idea to pick fights with humans? Are they really that fucking stupid? That would be like if I decided to go poke an elephant with a sharp stick.
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as

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Can /b/ teach me how to find an image within this image? I think the practice is called stenography but I'm not sure.
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>>550874262
I think its called google, but I'm not sure

>captcha
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>>550874490
Google just gives me a bunch of classes schools offer for this. All other tutorials I've found just tell you how to find a message in the pictures.
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Bumping for interest. Could be a onetime pad to remove a bunch of pixels or something? Iunno.

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Beta/cringe thread?
Here's some fresh OC.
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bump for interest
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What do you do ?
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>>550872051
I only like 2d dickgirls.
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>>550872051
Find out where the waterfall of shit is coming from. That's some fucked up anti-Narnia shit going on there. Whatever fantasy world I'm in, I guarantee there's all kinds of backwards ass shit going on that's a lot more interesting than fucking a hot slut while covered in shit.
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>>550872051
drink waterfall then kill slut

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Okay gang. Videogame/TV cartoon Rule 34 Gifs thread. I'll start.
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Webm porn thread
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>>550877297
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she looks happy now, but fuck, when she gets a splinter inside her ass she's going to be screaming.

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Anyone have any ban screenshots, these are fucking hilarious
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