Okay gang. Videogame/TV cartoon Rule 34 Gifs thread. I'll start.
Webm porn thread
>>550877297
she looks happy now, but fuck, when she gets a splinter inside her ass she's going to be screaming.
Anyone have any ban screenshots, these are fucking hilarious
Sup /b/ros build your fort!
op is fag
Since it's summer, here's a complete newfag guide.
1. What is sage?
>By typing sage in the E-mail field, your ID will display as "heaven" and the thread you replied in will not be bumped. Best used to insult the OP of a shitty thread while not bumping it.
2. How do I triforce?
>Depends. Sometimes the mods mess with how alt codes and shit work and when they do that, you can't triforce by using alt codes. At the moment you have to have a good triforce copy pasted in a file somewhere. Since I'm a good guy, here's a working one:
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Yes, you can copy paste it.
3. Is there something like 4chan gold?
>No
Should I delete system32?
>No
Does typing "lolita" on imagefap.com alert the police?
>No, idiot
4. Captchas?
>captchas are NOT case sensitive!
>you only have to type one of the words. for the other word you can just mash your keyboard. The word you have to type is usually a bit more curvy, you'll start to recognize it easily after 10 captcha's, just try it out. Example of an efficiently typed captcha: http://i.imgur.com/wIIOpN1.png
5. Is 4chan an underground place where the cool kids hang out?
>No, it's mainstream as fuck (http://i.imgur.com/qS3pJSr.png) and only 50% of what you see here is original content, the rest are reposts.
The guys who post the edgy stuff like gore and rekt gifs are 20+ year old fat/skinny virgins who do it for attention and edgyness (dont do that shit).
6. Will /b/ help me with this kid who bullies me?
>underage b&
7. Raids are fucking stupid.
8. Check out the other boards, you can actually learn something in some of them. /b/ isn't really worth browsing tbh, too much shit.
9. Dubs, trips, quads, etc? Depends on whether they are disabled (and on which board you are). Dubs are usually disabled to prevent people from making dubs threads all the time. Them being disabled means that a post that would have ended in 66 will now end in 67. I don't think trips are disabled atm, but you can always check by linking a comment with trips in it and checking whether it exists or not. Eg:
>>550708555
10. Always rename pics to something which is safe before uploading them to 4chan. You would be surprised how much information an image name can give sometimes. For example, if you dont rename a pic from fb, the file name can actually link to the pic. The name would look like this: 545338_393590954022848_1995638355_n
The second/middle digit links to the pic if you type this url: fb.com/393590954022848
11. WATCH OUT FOR EXIF DATA! If you take a picture from your iphone(or whatever) while you have it connected to the internet, your pic will hold exif data which can be read (http://regex.info/exif.cgi) to give your EXACT location. So, to be sure you can upload your image to imgur first and then download it from there again (imgur wipes exif data). fb also wipes exif data. There are probably easier other ways, but haven't looked into it. I've heard opening it with paint and then saving it from there wipes EXIF too, but don't quote me on it.
12. The first few weeks you are on 4chan you should only lurk, not post.
13. Captchas?
>captchas are NOT case sensitive!
>you only have to type one of the words. for the other word you can just mash your keyboard. The word you have to type is usually a bit more curvy, you'll start to recognize it easily after 10 captcha's, just try it out. Example of an efficiently typed captcha: http://i.imgur.com/wIIOpN1.png
14. OP can't bump his own thread.
That's all I can think of for now. Post more in the comments if you got more.
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did I do it
>>550863424
no. fgt
any takers?
timestamp slut
>>550856226
how about a proper timestamp?
>>550856226
none? none
Art thread? Art thread.
Any lurkers?
YLYL Porn edition
>>550818882
http://www.slutload.com/video/deaf-girl-still-wants-to-be-a-pornstar/uWjf0B2OIrK/
>>550818882
this is wonderful. i hope this fat cow looks back at this every day of her life and knows she's worthless.
>>550818882
>mfw I'm strangely intrigued.
Find a flaw with this goddess
>protip: you can't
>>550823613
>not dating me
found one
>>550823613
>all that makeup
>>550823613
gib tatar gf pls
ask a gay 18-year-old virgin who wants Daddy dick anything
can you make a straight guy cum?
>>550820537
I'm 26, is that old enough?
why haven't you used craigslist or something to service a daddy?
Asshole thread man, assholes are the best
>>550819098
punctuation.
Asshole thread, man assholes are the best
This is now a trap thread
NEW RULE 34 THREAD!
Picturing childhoods one destroy at a time.
Continued from >>550801685
http://www.sendspace.com/file/kreerc
>>550810121
You mean Picturing childhoods one *enhance at a time
>>550810121
Gather round the cyber campfire, /b/rethren, for I have a story to recount. It is the story of /b/’s fall from grace.
Have you ever wondered why, in a place where literally anything could be said, or any idea shared, there is such a constant proliferation of trap threads, sissy hypno and cock rating?
Have you ever noticed that, on a board that is ostensibly “random”, there seems to be a distinct pattern to the flow of information on /b/?
Have you ever thought it odd that the famed source of all original content and internet activism seems to have become a repeating slideshow of the same old degeneracy?
Well, read on and wonder no more.
i'll bite just this once...
>>550815127
You see, this board represents something more than just a dumpster of perverted pornography.
An anonymous forum with no content restriction? That is, and once was, so much more than the /b/ we see today. It represents freedom of thought and speech, without the risk of ostracisation or judgement in meatspace.
It represents the epitome of the web’s capabilities as a global agora – the internet is a vast network of instantaneous communication and universal translation, and on /b/ it is unfiltered, uncensored, uncontrolled.
There are no rules for what we can say, to anyone on Earth with a connected computer. Remember the “Arab Spring”? That was with just Twitter and Facebook, both of which are strictly moderated and overseen by their respective employees and the legal authorities. Imagine the force that /b/ could unleash, if it were permitted.
Perhaps you can tell where this is going. Perhaps you've seen what I've seen.
>>550815357
So, to the established control structures, /b/, and 4chan in general, is a very scary concept indeed. Our good friend Christopher Poole started it all up in 2003 as a place for weeaboos to share their love of anime without fear of embarrassment, but he unwittingly opened the Pandora’s Box of potential dissidence.
Within a few short years, the users realised what this place was capable of, and Anonymous was born. While today, they are largely discredited by association with teenaged skiddies in Guy Fawkes masks, there was a time when they made headlines around the world for challenging arbitrary authority.
Because while a DDOS attack on the FBI’s website might not be any kind of crippling strike on the agency’s infrastructure, or even anything more than a vague annoyance for their IT department, it was a clear message. It was a direct challenge to the authority of the state, an expression of discontent that reached the eyes and ears of everyone with an internet connection.
It distinctly said, “the people of the internet don’t play by your rules, we make our own”. It indicated that the new frontier was cyberspace, and like every new frontier before it, there was going to be a shake-up of the old social order.
Let's fuck with people.
Blahtherapy.com
lol, I'll keep posting my discussion until others join the thread.
>this site
>sides
>>550807772
I've heard some fucked up shit from listening to people vent, it's depressing.
Ask a guy who just got dumped anything
do your parents know youre gay?
>>550815172
why'd she dump you?
ITT: Ask /b/ anything.