Sup /b/
Im going to share the story of how I fucked a girl who I thought was my cousin.
First some backstory, my whole life I thought that this girl was my cousin. I never thought otherwise because we were so close, I also thought that her Mom was my aunt and her Dad was my uncle(obviously). Turns out they were just family friends but, lets not get too deep in.
>Be 15
>"Cousin" texts me
>"Hey anon wanna come come camping with us"
>"Sure sounds cool"
>It was spring break and it was for 3 days so why not
>get to cousins house around 7pm
>ring door bell
>cousin opens the door
>"HEY ANON"
>get a huge hug
>walk in and realize no ones home
>we were both hungry so I made us some fucking bagel bites
>bitches dig bagel bites
>start talking
>asks if i know how to dance
>"not a clue"
>says her school is throwing a dance after spring break and she wants to practice
>tell her i could try to help
>"GREAT"
>go to the living room and she puts on some stupid shake your ass nigger music
>awkwardly stand there while she shakes her ass
>dontgetharddontgetharddontgethard
>starts to grind on me
>panic
>"THE BAGLE BITES ARE GETTING COLD"
>she stops the music and we finish the food
>parents come home
>get all of our shit ready for the next day
>its pretty late
>get sleepy
>she tells me im sleeping in her room
Continue?
>>546474474
indeed
>>546474474
>2017-3
>not having this shit pretyped
>>546474474
Proceed
webm. thread
>>546468396
that's hot, sauce?
bump
.gif to keep it going
anyone else's favorite fetish mother-daughter lesbian incest?
This is all I fap to and I am running out of sources.
I will bump with some links and if you have any please contribute!
Pics, video links, comics, all welcome
Just fapped to this:
http://www.heavy-r.com/video/149621/Lesbian_Mother_And_Daughter_Incest/
>>546475559
How about father dauther
japanese
so hawt
https://encrypted.google.com/#q=japanese+incest+show&start=10
http://xhamster.com/movies/703592/mommy_i_039_m_not_lying.html
>>546475559
no but if you have any pictures of the girl w/o her mother then that would be greatly appreciated
New thread
>>546475883
first
no need, bro, the dinosaur has been walked
and thats fuckin it? you said no bad ending, op, don't be a dick
Dumping super hot comics because I love you anons
>>546474195
>>546474249
bump
If /b/ can count to 30 without fucking up I will post nudes of my mexican ex for yall. I'll start it off faggots .
One
A
>>546456192
>count to thirty
/b/ can't even count to 5
Kill yourself, faggot
Two
ITT:
we wait for OP to find this thread and finish his story
>previous thread
>>546444173
>previous story:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/16EatvhiuNGJ4JdSJUlwwC5NJUfqu38ONojnfP8dR6TI/edit?pli=1#heading=h.x4mhkl2xk5yq
>>546463972
first
>>546463972
Bumpity
>>546463972
Come back OP!
Could someone help me build an r34 thread?
I have like three pictures
>>546463493
Here's a good place to start.
https://mega.co.nz/#F!ys4yETwC!bZmK5nC1az19ggoRSuQbXQ
So I have a story to get off my chest. I don't ever write in green text so this is going to be different for me. This is the story of how I met a girl online, and the multi year journey that it took me though to get where I am today. Pic related, looks very much like her, but missing the subtle nuances and intoxicating melancholy that makes her different.
>Be 21.
>Just started a new business after a few years of floundering around.
>Bad breakup just months before, no money, lots of stress - lonely.
>Get on omegle.
>Sea of flopping meats crashing against my computer screen looking for cyber pussy.
>Then it happens... someone who seems to want to hold a conversation.
I happen to have saved the whole conversation, so I can draw from it for the purpose of this story...
>start out with humor, she joins right in.
>there's something different, it becomes obvious within the first few minutes. This isn't a trap, this isn't a lonely guy... Theres a sweetness here.
>learn that we are on opposite ends of the country, she is multinational, parents from different countries settled in 'merica.
>what started as a light hearted conversation about accents deepens.
>I tell about my business, joke and self depricate.
>she shows genuine interest in me as a person, doesn't start panning for gold. we talk about my art.
>send her to some of my work, she is surprised that it isn't bottom tier, and actually pretty unique and interesting.
>we become very open very quickly about ourselves and begin to tell each other things that I wouldn't dream of telling someone I know in person.
>I find out that she is a student, probably much younger than I am.
>summer time so she is on break. She tells me about her interest in movies.
>recommends Taxi Driver by De Niro - the mood of this movie is this girl.
>she raves about the movie, tells me how perfect it is.
>>546444173
>intoxicating melancholy
was with you until right about here.
met a bitch on omegle once. A year past and she got a bf then things went to shit
long distance shit does not work
>mention that I started writing a journal, my own time capsule and auto-biography to preserve what little of myself I can when I'm gone.
>both of us are procrastinators, my journal that was topping 25000 words at the time was my greatest achievement.
>she tells me about her journal that she began to keep, but the realities of her life made her sad to revisit.
>she tries to play off her bittersweet sadness and deep hurt as humor.
>I see past it, I tell her about why I started the journal, and how by revisiting it over and over, the pain of the first entry eventually became funny to me. I had moved past the pain, into a new reality.
>she hangs on every word, being supportive, interested giving feedback and growing the conversation.
>at this point I'm begining to feel something, and hoping against all hope that she is really a she.
>these are strange feelings.
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Shut the fuck up im trying to sleep!
FIGHT MILK! FOR BODY GUARDS BY BODY GUARDS.
> be me, xbox GT was "Swaglord420xx"
> Never smoked weed before in my life
> First day back to school
> Make friends with one of the popular kids
> Asks me if I have an xbox
> Say "yes I do anon"
> He proceeds to ask me for my gamertag and I say "u-umm its S-swaglord420xx"
> He laughs in my face and tells me he will add me when he gets home
> Couple months pass and I found out cool kid and a bunch of friends enjoy the same games I do "COD, Battlefield, NBA"
> We all have fun playing together but they start referring to me as "Swaglord420xx"
>One day in class teacher says "Hey Anon come here..."
> Cool kid interrupts
> "It's not anon teach, its Swaglord420xx"
> Class laughs at me
> embarrassedasfuark.jpg
> Cool kid asks me to come chill and we'll game with the buds at his house
> Cool kids parents aren't home
> Cool kid and the funky bunch assumed because my name was "Swaglord420xx" that I smoke weed
> They offer me a bong rip
> first time smoking, trying to not make it to obvious
> Take the entire bowl in one hit because I didn't know otherwise
> Nearly cough my lungs up, proceed to become extremely baked
> We're playing NBA and they are all congratsing me on cashing the entire bowl, pretty amazed
> tfw I look like a pro for the first time
> They give me another bowl
> Cash it all again
> Cool kid is pissed because im taking all his weed but friends are amazed
> They decide i've had enough and I agree, proceed to game barely able to control myself phsyically
> Cool kid says "Hey Swaglord420x-"
> Before he could ask me what he wanted I burst out laughing while simultaneously shitting my pants infront of the entire group
> This was literally a fire hydrant pressure explosion of the brownie mixture.
> Still can't stop laughing
> Gasping for air because im laughing like a hyena while sitting in my own anal fungus while saying "HAHAHA SWAGLORD420XX" between breaths
> Now known as "Shitlord420xx" across school and no longer talk to the Cool kid
> mysenioryear.jpg
>>546413219
How do I recover from this /b/?
bumping with moot
>>546413219
Well you can start by killing yourself Shitlord420xx
> Been living under the guise of a straight guy for whole my life so far. (I'm in my twenties now)
> Been slow to date girls in elementary school, but then it went from first gear to fifth in high school.
> At one party, while drunk, made out with a guy. No-one else knows about it but him and me.
>Had weird talk about it after like: "Yo, remember that time we made out once?"; "Ye, we where so fucking drunk, man."; "Yeaaaah..." (Awkward laughs and silence)
> Fast forward until like a year ago
> Me abroad in a foreign university, job and all.
> Broke up with another boring woman (it's hard to find anything interesting about 'em), after the whole relationship turned into "me trying to entertain her, since she has no fucking real interests" thing.
> Disappointed and broken, since dream of "L'amour" with each next woman seems less like a dream, more like an delusion.
> Stocked on a weed, and went into a two month long trip going through my past memories, relation-ships et cetera.
> Remember kissing that guy
> Remembered liking it.
> Started to feels awkward around guys
> Left country.
> Went to my homeland and lived at my parents place for a while to gather my thoughts
> Family and friends - homophobic, father hates on gays just like that on a daily basis.
> Feeling like shit since there no-one I can really talk about it
> It's weird to talk to old friends
> Alienates from everyone
> Goes back to the country I moved to.
> Alienates from everyone there as well, since I still feels awkward around other guys.
> FML no idea what's what now
>>546403658
first
>>546403658
op is fag
>>546403658
diseased homo
Any more pictures like this?
I am interested but not in a hold of any . .
The patriarchy
There's plenty like that. I don't have any though.
Design me a dildo /b/. I'll get the best one made up, ordered and will delivar pics of it up my ass when it arrives.
Buttplugs also welcome.
http://www.dildo-generator.com/
this
UK straight male here.
What I'm looking for is butt plugs that I can leave in all day or even control. What do you faggots recommend?
You can actually have them made? I thought it was just an app for fun.
ITT: Request shit and I will draw it.
A hamster in a very tiny car please.
Draw a jewish guy taking money from a nigger while the nigger is also taking money from the jew.
bumpin
