Beta / Autism thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6f-AX4Pess
Have you ever had a sexual relationship with a young girl (9-13)? ITT we give each other tips on fabricating such relationships.
Last year a young girl (~12 year old) asked me to marry her! She was blonde haired, pretty and naturally brazen. Although I would have loved to pursue it more this occurred in a public place and it was a random event. She caught me off-guard and the logistics were awkward in any case.
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>>540761465
I had a sexual relationship with a girl who was 14 when I was 19. Completely illegal in my country.
Sex was good in all honesty, but man do I regret it, and I will never sleep with someone underage again.
>>540761758
care to green text?
what's your best pickup line /b/
ill start
from 1 to America how free are you tonight
Hey Gurl!
I will take you like russians took crimea
>>540761414
dubs?
also
>>540761529
nice id
Continuing from previous thread.
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>>540737846
>>540737846
Make some fucking shirts
http://shirtmockup.com/
I can see this being a real shirt.
so I've got 3 of my little sisters friends over, all 13. One has a huge fucking ass but I believe has a boyfriend. I'm 18 and pretty good looking so I shouldn't have a problem with attracting her, the question is... how ? without letting my sister and her other friends know and without her telling her boyfriend (pretty much just want no one to know). TLDR how do I hook up with my sisters 13 year old friend without anyone finding out
>>540712087
you don't cause 13yo's are going to talk about it so someone WILL find out.
>>540712329
is there really no way ?
>>540712678
No. No way.
anal facefuck impregnate
also, explain why
>>540708972
wow you posted three pictures of the same girl. funny joke
samples
So, /b/, have you ever done anything sexual with or had sexual thoughts about your mom?
>be me
>be 15
>rock-hard boner for mom as long as I can remember
>mom is solid 8/10, huge tits, huge ass, small waist, always wears clothing that shows off her figure
>pretty face, profile looks a lot like pic related
>single since dad left her a year back, doesn't bring around a lot of company
>one night decide fuck it gonna sneak into her room while she's sleeping and fap
>be sneaking around at night, cock is literally diamond and heart is racing
>have that sinking but arousing feeling in my stomach and chest
>open the door to her room as slowly as I can, didn't make a squeak
>everything is completely dark but i have night vision at this point
>squint and carefully look around the room
>nearly shitting myself at this point
>spot mom lying on her bed, see the outline of her giant tits underneath blanket
>as soon as I see her I nearly climax, have to look away so I don't cum yet
Cont.
>>540657034
>after I've gathered myself and made sure she's still asleep I open the door ever so slightly and walk in, cock in hand
>some precum spills on the floor
>coming closer I see her left tit is hanging out, uncovered
>dick somehow manages to get even harder from already near-adamantine state, can hardly contain orgasm
>mom shifts ever so slightly, causing her tits to wallop around a little bit
>can't contain myself any longer, get down on my knees and start fapping to mommy
>immediately cum gallons on the floor as I convulse like a retard while thinking about how badly I want to cum inside her
>feelsfuckinggoodman.tiff
>even after cumming cock is still as hard as can be
>in a complete haze, consider taking off her blanket and fucking her
>actually considering fucking my mom
>decide fuck it, probably best not to
>start leaving, as I get up I realize I just climaxed all over a small pile of clothes lying by her bed
>shirt, panties and bra covered in 4-5 streaks of cum
>fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
>panic mode engaged
Cont.
>>540657163
>start making for the door as stealthily as I can while still being scared out of my mind
>get a mental image of sam fisher trying to sneak away after fapping to his own mother, infusing humor into the already tense as fuck situation
>not a good mix, both scared shitless and trying not to giggle at this point
>by all my stealthy powers I manage to sneak out of the room without waking mom up, nearly fucked up a couple of times
>somewhat relieved.pxr
>about to close the door to mom's room and call it a night, dreading what'll happen in the morning when she finds her cum-soaked clothes
>when it happens
>bump my fucking shoulder into the hallway lightswitch, which of course happens to be situated right by my mom's fucking door
>goodbye cruel world as I'm completely frozen in place in shock
>mom starts waking up and starts trying to make sense of the situation, rubbing her eyes
>I'm stood completely still with a rock-hard johnson as I'm watching the final moments of my life unfold before my very eyes
>eye contact established
>mom just stares at me for five minutes, or maybe it was just a couple of seconds but fuck
>still can't move
Cont.
>>540657286
>"anon?"
>she's obviously confused as to why her son is standing outside her door pointing at her with a dick so hard it can substitute as a tool for use within structural engineering
>suddenly and spontaneously regain sapient control over my limbs as I skedaddle the FUCK outta there
>retreat to my room, close the door and throw myself on my bed, expecting a big-titted grim reaper to eminate through my room portal and claim my existence
>she never comes, soon after i returned to my room hear my mom's door close
>still scared as fuck anticipating the worst in the morning
>fap three times that night to the sight of my mom on that bed anyway, expecting these faps to be my last
>mom never mentions it, behaves normally though I ocasionally catch her glancing suspiciously at me out of the corner of my eye
>behave nervous and ashamed as fuck the first couple of weeks, she consciously seems to make nothing of it
>after about three months everything returns to normal
>still jerk off to the memory from time to time
Anyways, your turn to share times you've done naughty things with or around your mom, anons! Also dumping some fun mother/son pics.
Come on /b/ no teens whats wrong with you?
>>540616192
bamp
I've been having sexual relations with my cousin for the better part of a decade. It all started in a water park.
>be me @ 15 years old.
>at water park with older brother, some cousins, and mom.
>I'm at sexual peak. Masturbate at least once a day on the toilet, or in the shower, or in my bed into a sock that I stash away just for that purpose. Fantasize about fucking girls from school and church all the time. Still a virgin and lvl 99 nice guy. I even fantasize about fucking two of my cousins who are 10 years old and 12 years old respectively.
>12 y/o cousin and I have always been close. We would chat all the time on AIM. She was more experienced in love generally. A long, long time before this, when we were juveniles, we even experimented with our boy and girl parts. But, that's in the distant past, and we don't talk about it any more. We stopped after being caught performing oral on each other by her dad. He hates me to this very day even though we were, like, 6 and 9 respectively when it happened.
Continue?
obv continue
>>540574330
You have my attention...
go on...
ITT: we summon moot. I need to ask him a question.
pic related
captcha: respect comrag
>>540507727
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>>540508603
>>540508724
I hope he bans both you faggots for spelling his name wrong faggots.
Hello /b/,
Today we are writing an open letter to Natalya.
Remember. Only one word per post. If you write more, only the first word will be taken into account.
After 100 posts, I will finish the letter with:
"Sincerely yours,
Your true love - /b/"
And send it to her office.
Ok, I'll start:
Dear
Comrade
pussy
It's
http://shirtmockup.com/
Haven't seen one of these threads in a while.
>>540370236
#normalisenudity continued here:
Suggestions:
• Spam the hashtag with hardcore porn/gore/old man porn
• Piss off the hambeast @MxLaudanum
• Spam their tumblr - normalisenudity.tumblr.com
>>540378679
>Google old man naked.
>Holy shit that's allot of grey dick.
Tumblr I'm gonna break your submit system tonight.
>>540379080
Glorious.
Someone should also register http://normalizenudity.tumblr.com and try and get people to submit stuff to it.
>>540378562
You sound like a faggot with this muh misandry talk though
If your going to fight then at least don't use the same stupid language as them
Next thing you're going to do is pull out the muh matriarchy card like them
New Zeaand thread? NZ thread.
mid canterbury here
shits boring
why are IDs even back?
Chch-fag
>>540271257
Problem with IDs is?????
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