So this nigger pissed in an olive oil bottle and is serving it to customers.
lets fuck up his life
>>535259047
yes pls
>>535257331
ive done worse things at mcdo
ITT: I tell you interesting stories I’ve been through/seen while being a chemistry teacher at a boarding school for 4 years.
Background info:
> I’m 28
>Dad was the previous headmaster, which explains why I could work here at 24
>Teachers have their own quarters which are nowhere close the student dorms
>pic unrelated
>>535207610
#1
>Explaining how to do a lab report to sophomores
>This one girl cuts me off mid-sentence and asks to go to the bathroom
>donteverfuckinginteruptmyshit
>I glare at her and continue explaining
>She raises her hand eagerly
>Asks again
>Decline, break was in like 10 minutes anyways
>After about 5 minutes her face is pale as shit
>Looks ridiculously uncomfortable
>fine go
>She scurries out, but one thing everyone notice was the stream of red blood soaking the back of her skirt and literally streaming all the way down her leg
> even her white sock was fucking red
>literally left a trail behind her and a puddle in her seat
>the boys expressions were priceless
>>535207738
#2
>I’m passing by the boy’s dorms ‘cause it was my turn on duty
>Smell the familiar smell of weed
>Knock on the door and wait for him to answer
>I hear a panicked gasp before he opens the door 2 minutes later
>room is full of smoke
>if you’re gonna smoke in a fucking boarding school try to be smart about...
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#3
Now moving on to stories in the lab,
>We decided to give the students the freedom to decide their own experiments
>It’s much easier to just grade them on the quality of the lab report
>One kid missed the lesson where said experiments were made
>It’s okay, just do it in your free lesson
>Usually have to be directly supervising students during time in lab
>But he was only...
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Your thoughts about my gf
I can't share her face nor her name.
Besides that, you can ask me anything about her...
nice boobs!
>>535211143
sure! i love her nipples!
>>535211310
is she indian? or south american?
Can bump /10
wouldberrymydickintoher/10
underage &b
WINCEST THREAD
POST YOUR INCEST GREENTEXT STORIES ITT
ENJOY!
I am waiting for a anon-mother story continuation
Please for god's sake continue :3
Does step sisters count?
>>535133140
continued
Pictures you promised never to show
If >>535000000 is in this thread, Moot must bring back dubs on /b/ and the mods must ban anybody who uses thumbnail sized images
excuse for poor english
'no'
>>534992775
this
>>534993150
Somebody apparently likes thumbnail sized images but hates dubs
OP where are you?
new thread
OP's coordinates
Bump
Keeping this thread alive for guy recruiting people to investigate OP and for OP
So apparently /b/ called this lady a Lawyer and now she's fucking suing everyone. Does any one have the whole story from last night? What happened? Last I heard, she claimed to be receiving death threats that were just "let the thread die" posts.
fill me in /b/ros
You can find her video's on youtube.
She's a full blown autist/jewbitch who tries to sue ANYONE with her autist husband. There's vids on youtube of her freaking out because she didn't want a squidgy banana and had to wait a hour for food.
I guess someone on /b/ went to troll her and she's sueing for mighty shekels
Also lurking.
>>534741751
She's going to win big! Getting your feelings hurt online always means big money.
ask a former male prostitute anything.
So op really is a fag?
>>534733502
why did you quit
Why did you stop charging to suck cock and decide to give it away for free?
A video made by a young feminist- comments and ratings enabled. 3 likes and 400 dislikes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5CjoeGpPyM
Discuss.
Also her YouTube profile picture is a uterus.
I up-voted it, just to fuck with yall
>>534736691
Wow man thats so hardcore. You sure fucked us alright, we wont sleep well after this. Kill yourself.
>>534736840
u r 2edgy4me
was is there no porn in front of green screen where the guy is invisible so you can see the inside of the girl moving and contracting?
like glass didlos?
>>534734005
greenscreen doesnt make you invis, it just puts an overlay over the green parts ffs...
Because that's not how a green screen works
ex gfs
i have files organized by name tell me which girl you like
>>534655381
Is this the same bitch that was just posted and deleted?
ITT: Ask a black guy anything and I answer with vocaroo
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1V1yhl3yTa9
how does it feel to fuck our women knowing you'll never be as good as white cock.
>>534588989
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iNgJ7S7xDs
next
bump
Rate my GF.
id pee in that butt
