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so /b/ i think you might have heard of this story
in East Rochester, N.Y the pic is self explanatory this kid died saving 6 people and went back in to help more people with no regard for his own safety even though some of the people he saved were much older than him they did nothing so he is now dead
now this is where you come in /b/ if someone could find the address of the funeral i would like to send some letters and posters in respects to this young hero and if you would also like to send some respectful mail then please do so
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>>528806798
Does anyone else feel like KFC bites now?
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>>528806941
what ?
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please /b/ i would like to pay tribute if you can dox people just for making videos online than im sure you can find the address of this young hero's funeral/grave

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Butterface Thread!
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>>528426136
stop it awful body

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Highschool stories, let's go!
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>>528481417
I'm a very boring person, the most "fucked up" thing I did in high school was masturbate in school's bathrooms.
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Posted threat on facebook, /b/ got me arrested
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>>528481630
sly tekkers

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Guys, I need medical advice.
Not greentexting because im genuinely worried.
So I was fapping right? Average night. I had already fapped once prior to the incident, so my dick was stuck in flaccid limbo and I wanted to climax again. I decided to be ambitious and try prostate stimulation.
>Of course OP is a fag
I've done it before with great results, but not too often since a year ago when I had to go to the doctor for blood in my poop. I figured I'd gone too far in and scratched something, but I wasn't sure. Eh, fuck it. Im doing it anyway.

So about a minute in I notice that my butt feels more slippery than I remembered, and so I pulled out my finger to see nothing but blood all over it.
oh fuck
oh Fuck
oh FUCK
it isn't stopping. I had to run to the bathroom, rinse myself off in the shower, wash my hands, and fashion about 20 consecutive paper towel squares into makeshift ass maxi pads to soak up the blood. To put this in perspective, im feeling light headed from the lack of iron in my system now.

So the bleeding finally stopped and I was able to look at my butt to see if the damage was visible.
Luckily for me, it was kinda visible. I saw a fucking TEAR in my rectum.
It's on the dorsal side, directly under the tailbone, and its what im guessing to be a half a centimeter in depth, however I have no idea how far inwards it goes. It looked like someone accidentally clipped my anus with the tip of a pair of dissection scissors, that's how clean cut it looked.
I know that fucking would will open up next time I have to take a shit.
Do I run the risk of infection? Should I see a doctor? Wat do?
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Go to the fucking hospital.

Or superglue it.
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Jesus CHRIST, how is that a real question? Go to the doctor.
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>>528558243
tl:dr- Stuck finger in pooper to fap, split ass. lots of blood. Worry.

Post your best reaction pics faggots
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Shameless bump
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ITT: Talentless hacks
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I'm a girl btw.

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Some asshole came to my house with some blue car makeing sonds in my front yard it was like 10:something in the morning!! Like wtf get a fucking life. I'm like you who has alot bitches. I ride by myself anyways if u see one of dayz I'm just going to walk away cuz i ain't the same anymore. I saw ur bitch and damn shes ulgy. I'm not like that cuz damn im fucking way better then her.. Norte bitch i put your ass in the street makeing me money!!! Yu know who u r
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this dude is really stupid motherfuker. i don't get him
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we know him I'm not going say his name my dad saw him in the morning
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all i can do is stay away from him it's like i don't wanna be like those hose. he has alot of bitches with him.

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Young 18-19 only.
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dumping
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>>528286451
bitch looks like drake

Since this thread was so successful last night

fat, phat, stacked, brickhouse, bitches and breeders
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/b/ look at this fag.
Two years ago he was arrested for robbing a group of his friends at gun point while wearing a mask. They caught him because he wore the same stupid as shoes he always wore while he did it.

Pic Related - this guy
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>>528268307

NYPA
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I'm a girl by the way.
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>>528268437
You know the rules?

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sup 4ch. russian fag here. i posted this photo in dating thread on the gay chan but no one reply to me. what is wrong with me?
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Itt: underage American
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>>528268035
terrible lighting anon

also scary
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>>528268241
wat

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The newest Zoe update coming up. This one works out to 24 posts or so, or more if some are too big and I have to split them.

This thread can also be for links to other stories, screencaps, stories, spiderman, or just pictures of cute girls.

After this update, I'm not sure when the next one will be. Next weekend at the earliest, but I'm actually hoping to go home that weekend, which would preclude that.

I hope people like the story. There will be no pics of Zoe herself. The pic I posted here is one I found on the internet that kind of reminds me of her, for reference. Pete from Tasha's Brother was kind enough to make it into a title for me.
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Proceed, please
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>>528173773

Zoe’s Story: Part 6
From Lust ‘til Dawn

1/24

>I wake up groggily in the morning.
>I must have been more tired than I thought.
>As my eyes open, I see Zoe sitting on the bed next to me.
>She’s been looking down at me, watching me sleep.
>For as deep a sleeper as she is, Zoe generally gets up early, even on weekends.
>Actually, especially on weekends.
>She’ll often wake me while it’s still dark out to make her breakfast.
>Mom has a “no breakfast” rule on weekends, so she can sleep in.
>Zoe seems to have been up for a while.
>I can smell the fresh smell of soap on her.
>She’s wearing a pretty pink dress.
>Her hair is nicely brushed.
>It’s also definitely not dark out.
>”Good morning, sleepyhead,” Zoe says, happy now that I’m awake.
>”Good morning,” I mumble.
>Zoe shoves me a little.
>”You were out like a light,” she tells me.
>”I’m not as deep a sleeper as you,” I reply, wiping sleep out of my eyes.
>”Maybe,” she says. “But you still slept through us making love.”
>”Sorry,” I mumble again. “I- what?”
>I start to wake up very fast.
>Zoe looks at me solemnly.
>”I tried to wake you, but you just kept snoring.”
>”So we had sex?”
>Zoe nods, looking satisfied with herself.
>”I climbed on top, and rode you like a pony. Twice.”
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I've been waiting, so glad i got to it early

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WINCEST UPDATE TIME
Here's all I got
Wincest Update Time:
Here are the pastebins to the Amy wincest:

Update 1&2
>w8Xyrg6c
Update 3
>piu4AKR7
Update 4
>3YIPW8EJ
Update 5
>LMfUtEX9
Update 6
>BdPC084C
Update 7
>C99Y3qDi

Update 1-7
>9tqgMgTb

This is the Zoe Pastebin
All updates 1-5
>XzfsW2q7

the Iiliad
>marvinody.tumblr.com/lilarchive

Our crazy jenny
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YS3rVfZOz84OmvKaAyMROyzMsAKA0c5z5b7ImsHVU3U/edit?pli=1

My private camwhore
>asstr.org/~AnonyMPC/MyPrivateCamwhore1.html

Tashas brother update with Christmas update
>jumpshare.com/b/w7gxxjwBiNyyAWPT4lUT

If you have any more please post
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>>528165185
You are a wonderful person and you will be remembered throughout time
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Thank you!
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WHERE ARE THEY?

THEY MUST BE SUMMONED SOMEHOW!

ITT: Facts about moot

>while browsing, doing work, or otherwise having a good time, moot always listens to Enya
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>moot has 5 genitals, none of them work
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>moot does not walk or drive, instead he gets around on a little girl's bicycle
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>moot is secretly Tilda Swinton

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Tell me your favorite video game and I will tell you why it's shit.
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you're a faggot
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>>527800232
Lego racers
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DOTA 2

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