Does anyone have any hentai or real of some good butts? Like not any hambeasts, but some genuinely good asses? I've looked every fucking corner of google and haven't found any stunning asses.
>>533018861
sigh, i guess i'll post some.
Doujins are highly preferred, but pics are awesome too
GOD TIER MOVIE THREAD
lets see if you plebs even think you know a good film when you see one.
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Snatch
R.I.P in peace Clarke Duncan.
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Well crap. I didn't delete that thread, and I thought it was getting adequately bumped. I'll try again. I'm a little worried though, as this happened before. If a janitor is doing this, please let me know what I'm doing wrong. Wincest and greentext have always been okay before.
Zoe’s Story: Part 9
Ass Effect
1/24
>Wake up to my alarm the next morning.
>Drag my ass out of bed and into the shower.
>I can tell Zoe has already showered.
>She needs more time to get ready, and her school starts before mine.
>Plus, she has a longer trip than me via bus.
>I take a quick shower, brush my teeth, then head back to my room to get dressed.
>I head downstairs for some breakfast.
>Mom’s already got it ready.
>Just some cereal, toast, bacon, and juice.
>Mom generally doesn’t do much for breakfast on weekdays.
>I notice Zoe isn’t downstairs.
>It’s kind of strange, since she’s usually starving in the morning.
>Still, I figure she’s just running late, and sit down to eat.
>Mom apparently doesn’t think too much of it either.
>She eats some grapefruit and some cereal.
>Our normal rule of waiting until everyone is seated until eating is suspended on school days.
>Eat in silence for a few minutes.
>Neither mom nor me are morning people, unlike Zoe.
>Speaking of which, where is she?
2/24
>Finally Zoe comes down the stairs.
>Walking down them, not running like she normally would.
>She walks over slowly and sits down at the table.
>Picks up some toast, starts nibbling at it.
>Alarm bells start going off.
>Zoe didn’t go straight for the bacon.
>Mom looks at Zoe, noticing the same thing.
>”Honey, are you okay?”
>Zoe sets the piece of toast she was eating down on her plate.
>”I’m not feeling well.”
>Zoe is generally pretty healthy.
>As in almost never sick.
>Mom stands up, goes over to Zoe.
>She puts her hand on Zoe’s forehead.
>”You don’t feel warm.”
>Still, she looks concerned.
>Zoe is her baby, after all.
>”What’s the matter, baby?” she asks.
>Zoe picks up her toast, takes another bite before answering.
>”I got my period.”
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3/24
>YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
>Then I look around, to make sure I didn’t say that aloud.
>Apparently I didn’t, as neither of them look my way.
>That’s a good thing.
>Mom would be suspicious.
>Zoe might not take it the right way, even after our talk.
>I keep eating, pretending to ignore the conversation.
>I do that a lot when the talk turns to woman stuff.
>”Oh,” Mom says, glancing my way.
>She’s always kind of reluctant to talk female biology with Zoe while I’m around.
>”I feel a little sick, and I’ve got cramps again,” Zoe says, her hand over her stomach.
>”Again?” Mom looks a little surprised, but sympathetic.
>Zoe nods. “Like last month.
>Mom makes sympathetic mom sounds.
>”Oh, Zoey, you should have told me you were having problems.”
>Zoe shrugs. “I thought I was just sick last month.”
>Mom sighs.
>”Well, we see the doctor tomorrow. Can you get by until then?”
>Zoe nods.
>Mom smiles gently at Zoe.
>”Let me get you something that will help for now.”
>She looks down at Zoe’s plate of bacon and toast.
>She transfers the bacon to my plate.
>”Here, Anon. Don’t let this go to waste.”
>Mom turns and walks into the living room to get her purse.
Brother Red reporting in. Sorry for the delay. My ride back to school was delayed a bit. I'll be editing this largely as I post it, but it's all written. It just needs a critical eye on my part.
24 parts, yet again. Although that may change if some parts are too big, and need to be split. The title to this section, although appropriate, is subject to change. It's a little too easy.
I'll post as fast I can while I do final edits. I know this is horribly late for some people, and I appreciate those who stay up for it. Please keep this bumped as needed with wincest captions, greentext, screencaps, spiderman, whatever. As always, comments are appreciated. Thanks.
>>532940148
I've missed you...
Zoe’s Story: Part 9
Ass Effect
1/24
>Wake up to my alarm the next morning.
>Drag my ass out of bed and into the shower.
>I can tell Zoe has already showered.
>She needs more time to get ready, and her school starts before mine.
>Plus, she has a longer trip than me via bus.
>I take a quick shower, brush my teeth, then head back to my room to get dressed.
>I head downstairs for some breakfast.
>Mom’s already got it ready.
>Just some cereal, toast, bacon, and juice.
>Mom generally doesn’t do much for breakfast on weekdays.
>I notice Zoe isn’t downstairs.
>It’s kind of strange, since she’s usually starving in the morning.
>Still, I figure she’s just running late, and sit down to eat.
>Mom apparently doesn’t think too much of it either.
>She eats some grapefruit and some cereal.
>Our normal rule of waiting until everyone is seated until eating is suspended on school days.
>Eat in silence for a few minutes.
>Neither mom nor me are morning people, unlike Zoe.
>Speaking of which, where is she?
>>532940334
It's good to be back. Sorry I'm late to the party. It was good to go home, though.
2/24
>Finally Zoe comes down the stairs.
>Walking down them, not running like she normally would.
>She walks over slowly and sits down at the table.
>Picks up some toast, starts nibbling at it.
>Alarm bells start going off.
>Zoe didn’t go straight for the bacon.
>Mom looks at Zoe, noticing the same thing.
>”Honey, are you okay?”
>Zoe sets the piece of toast she was eating down on her plate.
>”I’m not feeling well.”
>Zoe is generally pretty healthy.
>As in almost never sick.
>Mom stands up, goes over to Zoe.
>She puts her hand on Zoe’s forehead.
>”You don’t feel warm.”
>Still, she looks concerned.
>Zoe is her baby, after all.
>”What’s the matter, baby?” she asks.
>Zoe picks up her toast, takes another bite before answering.
>”I got my period.”
wincest epic storys please there was a thread yesterday i furiously fapped to.
>>532744580
dat gyno
>>532744580
That doesn't look like wincest...
>>532744716
>>532744825
the fuck why do u think pic is related
/B/'s second man with the golden voice. I may not be as good as the original but I try.
Taking requests!
>Not original man with the golden voice from weeks ago.
Fuck off you and the other nigger.
>/B/
kill yourself
>>532740569
>have a man say things.
>i'm interested
>B
Ok lets do something 4chan
show pooper
underwear off
thumbs up in the pooper pls
/b/ I'm bored as hell, so what do?
hot pocket in pooper
>>532480348
fap with it
Give that hot pocket to your neighbor then go play in traffic
can we get an NZ thread up in here???????
>>532461746
looking for a tinn in east Auckland/ glendowie
God Save the Queen
>>532461906
can she drop a twenty bag?
Who is this girl? She's stunning.
One more picture of her.
She's okay...
she's thinking about me
School bathroom stories
>4th or 5th grade
>Bathroom is anarchy zone
>Somebody keeps writing "SHIT" on the walls using their own shit
>People putting ketchup packets under toilet seats so they explode when you sit down
>NEVER want to be caught shitting
>People would kick the stall door open and dash
>People would pee over the stall onto the person shitting
>People would have "pee fights" and anyone that plays the game is guaranteed to lose
>Have to be careful peeing because people shove you into the urinal
>Toilets get clogged and overflow like every single day
>Constant Poo graffiti and TP wallpaper
>Walls usually stained with piss
>School gets fed up and entire male side of my grade has to be escorted and accompanied in the bathroom
>Lose recess and have assigned seating in lunch room as punishment
>School has to hire a "bathroom guard"
>Someone is still writing poop on the wall
>Suspects narrowed down to those who have extra-curricular activities after school(when bathroom guard is off duty)
>They threaten us with a criminal investigation and demand that somebody take blame
>Nobody admits shit
>Janitor quits because of this and the school uses this to try and guilt trip us
>School year ends
>Nobody gets caught as far as I know
Plot twist: it was the girls bathroom
no?
>Go into bathroom and see somebody pooped in the urinal
>Go in again after lunch and see that somebody put baby carrots into it and it looks like candles on a birthday cake
today, some man raped up next to me on the bus and raped me how i was doing. i told him i was feeling super depressed and suicidal because my date blew me off. he raped at me right in the eyes and told me... wait for it... "i'm sure that HE doesn't know what HE'S missing out on. you seem like a fantastic person."
can you believe it? that man rapessumed that just because i had a female body, that my partner was a MALE! absolutely horrifying. some people still believe, right now in the year 2014, that just because my partner has a penis that he's a male. i bet that rapist probably thinks i'm a female just because of my female body.
the world needs to wake up and accept it; i am a trigendered omnisexual that just HAPPENS to have a female body. my partner is a female to degendered-transmale that just HAPPENS to have a male body.
>>532451459
omg brb dying +1 internet to you
BLACKS HAVE THE SAME RIGHTS AS WHITES.
WE DESERVE RESPECT.
I was MLK in a past life.
>>532451459
Diets were created by the patriarchy to oppress no only womyn, but also my deci-sexual transethnic friend Orion. Xe is tired of feeling shamed for being large and in charge.
Teacher accused of having sex with students and sending them nude pix. Find the pictures /b/
I actually did this in high school with a substitute teacher. *waits for haters*
Holy shit bump.
other pics I found.
Hello /b/, i come to you today with a proposition.
I have, in my possession, nudes of Miss Teen Ontario 2014 Francesca Mcfadden (pic related). Along with these nudes i also have 3 videos of her, some are her naked, others are her getting fucked. I am willing to give you guys these pictures and videos, but first im going to need something from you guys
i promised my friend that i would help him win this competition. All you guys have to do is vote for him. make fake accounts, hack votes, disqualify the other participants i dont really care. just make it so my friend wins, and the nudes, and videos, are yours to do with as you see fit
the voteing link is here: https://wavo.me/pulses/9831545259310000?u=52fa8b076833c7782300072c&s=lCv74jjOaQ3yq_5KGkBlu-3fjdc&v=1
once i see that you guys have started voting for him, ill post a few pics, once hes in the lead i will post a video, and once he wins i will dump the rest.
so, whats it gonna be?
people sure are interested Opie.
Jesus, if you weren't a faggot about it and dumped the pics with a request for whatever you wanted, it might have happened.
