I feel like an Angie thread. how bout you /b/?
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Go for it anon
>>536002676
very well
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>>536002767
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Whats up America? Greatest force, not afraid of anyone? HA-HA...Russia shits on you with their brave army and based leader, you are all bunch of pussies cowards with big mouth, stay mad murika...AUTISM AMERICA #REKT
based Putin do whatever he wants and and that ape Obongo won't stop him with that transexual country filled with autism and homosexual bronies
Russia: infinite billions
USA: - 99
>>535880891
americock here, couldn't care less.
how is your leader based when he is to much of a pussy to admit that those troops are Russian?
oc 2
nice....moaaaarrrrr
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OC for /b/
feel free to contribute!
all OC is my GF
So /b/ what phone are you currently using? Do you like it? Would you recommend your phone to other /b/ros? Pic related, it's my current daily driver the LG G2 Verizon version (they are the only ones with LTE in my area). I love this phone. It took a while to get used to the buttons on the back, but now I can not imagine using a phone with out it. I would recommend this phone to anyone who is looking to get a new phone.
Upgraded from my Galaxy SIII to the Nexus 5 about a month ago. Stunning phone.
BlackBerry Z30. Cause it's hot shit and I don't like being a sheep and using the same shit as everyone else.
Seriously though, pretty good phone. New BB phones are pretty good shit.
>>535833393
galaxy s3, it's not so new, but it is pretty fast and reliable. it is what you expect a smartphone to be able to do.
Ask an Australian what we call things.
What do you call a ute?
what do you call a knoif?
Why are Australians so far behind on trends?
Pictures you weren't supposed to share. My ex.
>>535687418
Her vagina looks like a willy
Another
5/10 would bang
ITT: Megan
If you have any pics, vids or gifs of this perfect specimen please post.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob9N0r2vE6M
I know she had a bunch of vids she deleted, just wondering if any kind anon has any.
Hi /b/, why can't i find a girlfriend? I mean, I'm good looking; handsome and so on. I got everything a woman wants.
Bitches always go to the douchebags and ignore quality guys like me -.-
pic related, that's me
>>535577713
http://tee4u.de/cousin
Not all about looks.
get bigger eyes.
Find a more impressive pair of natural tits than these. You can't, they're simply perfect.
>>535536785
uhm yes i can
>>535536785
another one
>>535537165
>>535537038
too small
Whoever comes up with a sexier gif wins nothing!!! Try your luck now faggots
another one
And another
Easy
where were u when jennette naughty pics leaked?
she dissed her ex bf this weekend on a podcast and tmz went with it....
now this pic leaks.
It's too bad she played such a cunt on iCarly. I always found her attractive, but hated the character at the same time
I bet she has a nice butthole
As you can see, both of those bedrooms have doors.
It's real.
So this nigger pissed in an olive oil bottle and is serving it to customers.
lets fuck up his life
>>535259047
yes pls
>>535257331
ive done worse things at mcdo
ITT: I tell you interesting stories I’ve been through/seen while being a chemistry teacher at a boarding school for 4 years.
Background info:
> I’m 28
>Dad was the previous headmaster, which explains why I could work here at 24
>Teachers have their own quarters which are nowhere close the student dorms
>pic unrelated
>>535207610
#1
>Explaining how to do a lab report to sophomores
>This one girl cuts me off mid-sentence and asks to go to the bathroom
>donteverfuckinginteruptmyshit
>I glare at her and continue explaining
>She raises her hand eagerly
>Asks again
>Decline, break was in like 10 minutes anyways
>After about 5 minutes her face is pale as shit
>Looks ridiculously uncomfortable
>fine go
>She scurries out, but one thing everyone notice was the stream of red blood soaking the back of her skirt and literally streaming all the way down her leg
> even her white sock was fucking red
>literally left a trail behind her and a puddle in her seat
>the boys expressions were priceless
>>535207738
#2
>I’m passing by the boy’s dorms ‘cause it was my turn on duty
>Smell the familiar smell of weed
>Knock on the door and wait for him to answer
>I hear a panicked gasp before he opens the door 2 minutes later
>room is full of smoke
>if you’re gonna smoke in a fucking boarding school try to be smart about it
>His eyes were red and droopy as fuck
>He just stood there smiling at me
>I was reprimanding him and he just stayed in that same fucking position
>When I asked if he was listening he nodded and awkwardly shuffled towards me
>This kid was chubby as fuck and about 5’2
>He gives me one last smile before he hugs me
>doesn’t let go till about 4 minutes pass
>I lost my shit laughing
>Did not report him
#3
Now moving on to stories in the lab,
>We decided to give the students the freedom to decide their own experiments
>It’s much easier to just grade them on the quality of the lab report
>One kid missed the lesson where said experiments were made
>It’s okay, just do it in your free lesson
>Usually have to be directly supervising students during time in lab
>But he was only one student and my office was right across
>#YOLO
>After several minutes he walks in my office
>”It kinda hurts to breathe”
>what chemicals did you use?
>Ammonia and bleach
>Panic mode activated
>17 year old is coughing like crazy
>close office door with him inside
>open windows to ventilate
>wasn’t strong enough to cause any long term damage to the kid
>mfw almost lost my job for being an irresponsible fuck
