Swiss here!
I'm sooo happy today :)))
AUSLÄNDER RAUS!!!! Fucking EU homos..
germanfag who already lives in switzerland
fuck you
the eu isnt the problem, your country is filled with niggers and sandniggers. in some cities it is worse than in germany
>>531625592
Lol swiss people are about the most pathetic people ever, well since you guys already talk and look like people who only stay and breed in their own families, I expected that.
>>531625592
Yeah, how about we build a wall around your little shithole and embargo you for a decade? Let's see who's laughing then.
Ugly but fuckable
AKA butterface
AKA weird boner material
That girl really isn't that ugly
You standards are too high motherfucker
I beat the shit out of some guy last night for jumping my car roof.
He yelled and climbed on.
I ran out without a second thought and tackled him bare feet as he was walking away laughing.
I pounded the shit out of him and choked him out until he said "I got it"
I made him repeat it, then i told him if he does something like that again ill kill him as he was gasping for air and almost passed out.
Was what i did right? The funny thing is i'm not really violent at all, but at that moment nothing else was on my mind than to cause him pain
>>531525932
Was he a teen? Or just some guy with mental problems?
If it was a faggot teen, who do those things for jokes, then I applaud you OP.
>I GOT IT!
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT!?
>THE URGE....TO HERBAL
then you two fucked
stop lying
>>531525932
never happened
I would like to thank you for the birthday wishes, and cards So here I am acknowledging that you exist in my life. I'll stick around and answer any questions that you have been wanting answered and then be go back to my life and you can go back to the reality you made for the character Kimmy.
Let's see, um, from the beginning I guess. This was an accident. These pictures you have, are private moments between my husband and I. I truly wish they had stayed that way and I can't say I like that they are out. I have not participated in any discussions or done more pics here or anywhere online besides a few brief words through PM on FB...and of course last night. Anything else was not me. I got a lot of crap from you guys over the last several months that was pointless or harmless, some purposefully hurtful, and some even funny... I will admit that /b/ can have a great twisted sense of humor. I didn't once feel like you meant to actually hurt me, embarrass me maybe, but not hurt me. I don't resent you for grabbing a hold of anonymous pictures and running with it in a normal and often repeated /b/ sort of way, though admittedly remaining anonymous would have been great. Again, thanks for being nice to me on my birthday. I'm here to give you a few of the answers you've asked for.
>>531446338
Tits or GTFO
what happened
>>531446338
Okay about me: I'm married and have been married to the same man my entire adult life. Logan and I started dating in high school (16+ years ago) and have been married over 13 years. I think he is awesome and I'm glad I was able to find the love of my life so early. We live in the country and I am a stereotypical country girl. I can handle weapons and tools. I can skin and butcher an animal and then cook it up for dinner. I think camping or a day floating on the river with a cooler full of beer is a vacation, not some expensive spa weekend. I take pride in a well run household and a happy satisfied husband. I'm a big nerd and I'm married to a huge geek. I'll watch a LoTR or Marvel marathon while he codes next to me on the couch. I'll admit that when you've sent us links to threads lately Logan will sometimes lurk and get adorably offended if /b/ says something mean about me. Okay so there you go, that's us in a quick little package, what else /b/?
Bill Keller used to be a nationally broadcast evangelist until he couldn't afford his paid programming spots. Now he's a back-bencher trolling YouTube.
Can we focus on his flailing career, instead of engaging in stupid religion-based trolls all night? He's obviously set in his spiritual predilections. There's no sense in trolling him unless you get personal.
bamp
tl;dr: when you call this moron, focus on his career, not god
goal is to make him cry tonight
i believe in us
bamp
OFFICIAL LIVE PRAYER THREAD
STARTS AT 12:00
>bill on edge of suicide
>a racist
>audio/visual guy confirmed /b/ro
GET IN HERE BROS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
GOOTTA GOO FRADST
Any highlights from last night? Missed it.
>>531348441
he was racist as fuck about Muslims saying "how do you know your local 7-11 shop owner wont just cut your head off on an instant" hur durr
Ok /b/ we're robbing a bank, who's coming with me?
http://innawoods.net/
I'm driving the get away vehicle
I can not carry a whole building.
il be the muslim
Official Bill Keller Thread.
Official IRC - irc.mibbit.net #uncle/b/
Web IRC Client - http://client01.chat.mibbit.com/?server=irc.Mibbit.Net&channel=%23uncle/b/
>>531330090
bill keller is pretty based and plays you guys harder than you play him
bump. This is going to be his last night on air.
we broke bill. join uncle/b/ on mibbit
So there was this thread a few days ago that had a ton of PewDiePie's girlfriend's nudes, but I was too busy fapping to save them. Mind helping a /b/rother out.
Also, general youtube/celeb nude thread.
lurking out of interest
bump, i haven't seen them
Bumf for interest
Best of 4chan thread
Come in an enjoy the memories /b/rothers
That's not on 4chan. The 4chan background color is yellow.
>>531247151
you can change it
>contact has been lost with the crew of this space station, after multiple reports of an unknown alien life form being sighted
>you, an expert in gorilla warfare (with over 300 confirmed kills) are chosen to investigate
>the two images below yours are your team
>post (with image) ending in 69 is the alien
Its slav time
OP FROM YESTERDAY'S THREAD
Pure wincest time ITT dumping the origins and going from there.
>be 17
>mom 40
>would take baths with her up until I was 12ish
>kind of a mommas boy
>I would go around in boxer cause shits not really uncomfortable for me
>same goes for my mom who would usually go in bra and panties
>summer comes
>fucking hot
>I would take daily showers first since I come home first
>get out of shower
>in boxers, out of bathroom
>catch mom in the hallway on her way to the shower
>shes on her work clothes
"pff finally, taking forever honey"
>think nothing of it
>remember I forgot my glasses on the sink
>wait till I hear no more water running
>got to the bathroom
>mom comes out
>she lets out a short jump
"anon you scared me"
>see she's only wearing her bra and a towel covering her lower half
>get kinda bored
"mom, I've never noticed but it looks like your boobs have grown"
>puzzled face
"Wha-? You… think so?"
>get my glasses
>come back
"oh yeeea"
>shits pretty quiet
>seconds later she point to my boxers
"Yea I've noticed you did too"
>not even hard, regular bulge
>what’s going on here?
cont.
>>531203385
cont.
"yea I remembered I could grab half of your boobs with my 11 year old hands"
>let my hands slowly approach her boobs
>was joking at first
>she doesn’t asks me to stop
>lolwut.jpg
"go on, let’s see then"
>eh, why the fuck not?
>grab both of her tits
>my bigger 17yo hands can fully grasp her tits now
"hmm I guess I was wrong"
"well when we used to take a bath i remember your junk would perfectly fit on my hands while I cleaned you"
>she reaches
>grabs crotch
>everything at this point seems fucking surreal
>we stood in silence
>me grasping my mother’s tits
>her grasping my bulge
>took me a second to realize shits getting intense
"well I can certainly say you've grown"
>shitshitshit wtf
>let go of her tits
"thanks mom, I guess"
>lets go
>go to my room
>masturbate with force of a thousand suns
>wtf is wrong with me?
2 days pass
>mom gets done with her shower
>calls out for me
>i head over to her room
>still in some pair of boxers
>she's blow drying her hair
cont.
come on then
You have our attention, op. Please continue.
So I'm watching my friend let his mom die on facebook currently... Follow the pics
I'm in blue, he's in red.
>>531202674
lol looks like someones going to attend a funeral this week
OpJustice
https://www.change.org/petitions/governor-rick-perry-take-judge-jean-boyd-off-the-bench
Alright faggots dox as follows:
Backstory: http://news.nationalpost.com/2014/02/06/texas-teen-again-given-no-jail-time-for-drunk-driving-accident-that-killed-four-defence-argued-teen-was-too-rich-to-care/
Psychologist: http://www gdickmillerphd com/
Father business: Cleburne Metal Works
Political fallout: The leading Republican and Democratic candidates in the 2014 Texas gubernatorial election, respectively Greg Abbott and Wendy Davis, commented on the sentence. Davis referred to it as a "disgrace" and Abbott, Texas's attorney general, stated that his office was looking to appeal the case
Strategy:
1. Bump up petition
2. try and find social media accounts (no luck so far)
3. discredit psychologist (email affiliated universities threating social action unless they blacklist him)
4. Also note that SAME judge previously sentenced a black kid for 10 years - lets try to leak this to African American activists
Fucking hel bitches lets do something
strong bump. get this out there people
>>531130163
Thank you anon
>>531129493
OP from last thread reporting in. Big fat justicebump!
Ethan Couch killed four people, no jail because 'too rich to know right from wrong'.
I will now dedicate my life to make his and that of the wretched judge Jean Boyd hell.
"A wealthy Texan teenager who mowed down and killed four pedestrians while driving drunk has been sentenced to 10 years’ probation at a private rehab centre, rather than 20 years in jail as prosecutors had demanded."
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/ethan-couch-texas-quadruple-murderer--or-a-victim-of-affluenza-9004308.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2525293/Inside-luxury-rehab-center-affluenza-teen-Ethan-Couch-attend.html
Petition to remove the whore:
https://www.change.org/petitions/governor-rick-perry-take-judge-jean-boyd-off-the-bench
Let's find out where the judge and the kid live so we can burn them on stakes.
>>531093476
I'm down
>DOWN WITH THE FAGGOTS THAT BATHE THEMSELVES IN STACKS OF MONEY, THE FILTH AND POISON OF THIS SOCIETY
>>531093476
First of all, not your personal army.
Second of all that is a pretty shitty defence. "Oh, he didn't know that his actions wouldn't have consequences, let's give him no consequences for this action lol"
Another testament to how poor and corrupt the courts are in the US of A.
boohoo
