fat scooter appreciation thread. I'm proud to be an American.
where at least I know I'm free.
And I wont forget the men who died,
who gave that right to me
Just got this "question" on omegle, wat do? Probably just a prank, right?
...right?
Do you live there or near there? If not then why do you give a fuck?
Saving it in case.
New Jordan black thread
bamp
Nice! It worked!
Let's get this shit going!
dont die
new meme:
first
first
no please
Its time, lets see how fucked up /b/ has made us all.
>similarminds.com/personality_disorder.html
shameless self bump
Paranoid |||||| 22% 50%
Schizoid |||||||||||| 42% 40%
Schizotypal |||||||||||| 50% 56%
Antisocial |||||||||| 34% 46%
Borderline |||| 14% 45%
Histrionic |||||| 26% 35%
Narcissistic |||||||||||||| 58% 40%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 50% 48%
Dependent || 10% 44%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||| 46% 45%
Well, let's have another try at posting Zoe's Story Part 8. I'm not entirely sure what happened with the threads earlier this week, but hopefully this time I will have more luck. There will be an updated Pastebin linked at the end, which may be a permanent one that is kept current.
Please bump with wincest stories and captions, cute girls, spiderman, etc. Or even just to let me know you're in the thread.
Pastebin for the story so far: eLAe1ZfE
Zoe’s Story: Part 8
The Neverending Zoey
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>I didn’t say anything else to Zoe.
>I just cuddled with her, laying on top of her, but not putting too much weight on her.
>Of course, I was thinking a lot.
>And maybe freaking out a little, once I started to think about how many times I’d cum inside her so far.
>But Zoe seemed to get the idea now.
>If we got through this...
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2/24
>After a few minutes more of quiet cuddling, I finally had to break the silence.
>”Mom might be home soon.”
>Zoe sighs, and her arms squeeze me a little tighter.
>”I know. But thanks for this time, after we make love.”
>Then her arms release me, gently and reluctantly.
>Even more gently and hesitatingly I let go of my little sister, and move off of her.
>Zoe...
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3/24
>Zoe was actually the voice of reason now.
>”Mom…” she says simply, pulling her mouth away from mine.
>But not too far away.
>She looks up at me now, growing passion in her eyes, despite her actions.
>”You’re right,” I tell her, and kiss her again, this time on the forehead.
>My talk to Zoe earlier had clearly gotten through to her.
>Ironically,...
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Moot, why the fuck would bring IDs back?????
Because he hates you and wants you to suffer.
Id make convo actually worth reading through. suck it nigger.
>>531632809
<3 <3 <3
Swiss here!
I'm sooo happy today :)))
AUSLÄNDER RAUS!!!! Fucking EU homos..
germanfag who already lives in switzerland
fuck you
the eu isnt the problem, your country is filled with niggers and sandniggers. in some cities it is worse than in germany
>>531625592
Lol swiss people are about the most pathetic people ever, well since you guys already talk and look like people who only stay and breed in their own families, I expected that.
>>531625592
Yeah, how about we build a wall around your little shithole and embargo you for a decade? Let's see who's laughing then.
Ugly but fuckable
AKA butterface
AKA weird boner material
That girl really isn't that ugly
You standards are too high motherfucker
I beat the shit out of some guy last night for jumping my car roof.
He yelled and climbed on.
I ran out without a second thought and tackled him bare feet as he was walking away laughing.
I pounded the shit out of him and choked him out until he said "I got it"
I made him repeat it, then i told him if he does something like that again ill kill him as he was gasping for air and almost passed out.
Was what i did right? The funny thing is i'm not really violent at all, but at that moment nothing else was on my mind than to cause him pain
>>531525932
Was he a teen? Or just some guy with mental problems?
If it was a faggot teen, who do those things for jokes, then I applaud you OP.
>I GOT IT!
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT!?
>THE URGE....TO HERBAL
then you two fucked
stop lying
>>531525932
never happened
I would like to thank you for the birthday wishes, and cards So here I am acknowledging that you exist in my life. I'll stick around and answer any questions that you have been wanting answered and then be go back to my life and you can go back to the reality you made for the character Kimmy.
Let's see, um, from the beginning I guess. This was an accident. These pictures you have, are private moments between my husband and I. I truly wish they had stayed that way and I can't say I like that they are out. I have not participated in any discussions or done more pics here or...
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>>531446338
Tits or GTFO
what happened
>>531446338
Okay about me: I'm married and have been married to the same man my entire adult life. Logan and I started dating in high school (16+ years ago) and have been married over 13 years. I think he is awesome and I'm glad I was able to find the love of my life so early. We live in the country and I am a stereotypical country girl. I can handle weapons and tools. I can skin and butcher an animal and then cook it up for dinner. I think camping or a day floating on the river with a cooler full of beer is a vacation,...
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Bill Keller used to be a nationally broadcast evangelist until he couldn't afford his paid programming spots. Now he's a back-bencher trolling YouTube.
Can we focus on his flailing career, instead of engaging in stupid religion-based trolls all night? He's obviously set in his spiritual predilections. There's no sense in trolling him unless you get personal.
bamp
tl;dr: when you call this moron, focus on his career, not god
goal is to make him cry tonight
i believe in us
bamp
OFFICIAL LIVE PRAYER THREAD
STARTS AT 12:00
>bill on edge of suicide
>a racist
>audio/visual guy confirmed /b/ro
GET IN HERE BROS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
GOOTTA GOO FRADST
Any highlights from last night? Missed it.
>>531348441
he was racist as fuck about Muslims saying "how do you know your local 7-11 shop owner wont just cut your head off on an instant" hur durr
Ok /b/ we're robbing a bank, who's coming with me?
http://innawoods.net/
I'm driving the get away vehicle
I can not carry a whole building.
il be the muslim
Official Bill Keller Thread.
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>>531330090
bill keller is pretty based and plays you guys harder than you play him
bump. This is going to be his last night on air.
we broke bill. join uncle/b/ on mibbit
