Just got this "question" on omegle, wat do? Probably just a prank, right?
...right?
Do you live there or near there? If not then why do you give a fuck?
Saving it in case.
New Jordan black thread
bamp
Nice! It worked!
Let's get this shit going!
dont die
new meme:
first
first
no please
Its time, lets see how fucked up /b/ has made us all.
>similarminds.com/personality_disorder.html
shameless self bump
>>531613640
Paranoid |||||| 22% 50%
Schizoid |||||||||||| 42% 40%
Schizotypal |||||||||||| 50% 56%
Antisocial |||||||||| 34% 46%
Borderline |||| 14% 45%
Histrionic |||||| 26% 35%
Narcissistic |||||||||||||| 58% 40%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 50% 48%
Dependent || 10% 44%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||| 46% 45%
Well, let's have another try at posting Zoe's Story Part 8. I'm not entirely sure what happened with the threads earlier this week, but hopefully this time I will have more luck. There will be an updated Pastebin linked at the end, which may be a permanent one that is kept current.
Please bump with wincest stories and captions, cute girls, spiderman, etc. Or even just to let me know you're in the thread.
Pastebin for the story so far: eLAe1ZfE
Zoe’s Story: Part 8
The Neverending Zoey
1/24
>I didn’t say anything else to Zoe.
>I just cuddled with her, laying on top of her, but not putting too much weight on her.
>Of course, I was thinking a lot.
>And maybe freaking out a little, once I started to think about how many times I’d cum inside her so far.
>But Zoe seemed to get the idea now.
>If we got through this part without her getting pregnant
>then hopefully she would be able to get birth control pills.
>Everything would be fine then.
>Other than the risk of Mom, or Zoe’s friends, or someone else finding out about us.
>Not for the first time, I considered trying to put an end to this.
>It would be best for Zoe and me, and for our futures.
>Even if it was what neither of us wanted.
>I didn’t know how Zoe would react to me telling her no more sex.
>I suspect that her reaction would break her heart, and mine as well.
>It could actually lead to people finding out about us, rather than protect our secret.
>And could we really go back to “just” being brother and sister at this point?
>Despite my misgivings, Zoe was obviously focusing on our future.
>She clearly saw us being together for years.
>Perhaps even forever.
>Happily ever after.
>She wanted my baby, but was willing to wait years, until it could be done less suspiciously.
>A part of me was starting to think that her plan could even work.
2/24
>After a few minutes more of quiet cuddling, I finally had to break the silence.
>”Mom might be home soon.”
>Zoe sighs, and her arms squeeze me a little tighter.
>”I know. But thanks for this time, after we make love.”
>Then her arms release me, gently and reluctantly.
>Even more gently and hesitatingly I let go of my little sister, and move off of her.
>Zoe gets off of the bed, stretching a little bit once she’s standing up.
>I look at the bed.
>There’s a little Zoe-shaped damp spot on her bedspread.
>Zoe follows my gaze, and giggles.
>She pulls the cover off of the bed, and reverses it.
>You can’t see the spot anymore, and it still looks like a normal bedspread.
>”I’ll wash it tomorrow,” she says.
>Laundry, unlike cooking, was something Mom let Zoe take a more active role in.
>”Someone still needs to clean up after lunch,” Zoe says thoughtfully.
>”Someone,” she continues,” like you. Because it’s my turn to take a shower first.”
>She picks up her dress and starts to scamper past me, before I can argue with her.
>Instead, I impulsively grab her.
>She giggles, and tries to get away.
>At least, until I kiss her.
>Then she’s all melty and jailbaity in my arms.
>Both of us are really catching on to this whole kissing thing.
>Even if it still feels weirder than actually having sex.
>It was meant to be a quick kiss goodbye.
>It was rapidly threatening to lead to something more.
3/24
>Zoe was actually the voice of reason now.
>”Mom…” she says simply, pulling her mouth away from mine.
>But not too far away.
>She looks up at me now, growing passion in her eyes, despite her actions.
>”You’re right,” I tell her, and kiss her again, this time on the forehead.
>My talk to Zoe earlier had clearly gotten through to her.
>Ironically, the restraint I had fostered in her made me want her even more.
>She starts to walk past me again.
>This time I just give her a little slap on the bottom as she goes past.
>She jumps, and then turns at me with her normal mock indignation when I spank her.
>But I always got the impression she kind of liked it.
>And now that we were lovers, I think it kind of turned her on.
>And spanking her little ass had always kind of excited me as well.
>But then she sticks out her tongue at me, turns, and heads out of her room.
>She does pause at the doorway, and gives her ass a little wiggle at me, before she is gone.
>I sigh, and wrap the crappy condom in a wad of Kleenexes.
>I put on my clothes.
>I pick up the condoms and the Vaseline from Zoe’s bedstand.
>Leaving them there, for mom to see, would be extremely unfortunate.
>I go back to my room, and toss the Kleenex and broken condom in my garbage.
>Taking out the garbage is my chore, so I should be okay there.
>I put the condoms back into a drawer in my nightstand, along with the Vaseline.
>It belongs in the bathroom, but Zoe is in there.
>I don’t dare push my luck by going in there while she’s showering.
>It’s not much I’m afraid that Mom will choose that time to return.
>It’s more that I’m afraid I won’t be able to leave.
>Instead, I go back downstairs.
>I put away the leftover chicken, wontons, and fried race.
>The sweet and sour sauce goes onto the bottom shelf, where Zoe will find it easily if she needs it.
>Then I wash the dishes and let them dry in the sink.
Moot, why the fuck would bring IDs back?????
Because he hates you and wants you to suffer.
Id make convo actually worth reading through. suck it nigger.
>>531632809
<3 <3 <3
Swiss here!
I'm sooo happy today :)))
AUSLÄNDER RAUS!!!! Fucking EU homos..
germanfag who already lives in switzerland
fuck you
the eu isnt the problem, your country is filled with niggers and sandniggers. in some cities it is worse than in germany
>>531625592
Lol swiss people are about the most pathetic people ever, well since you guys already talk and look like people who only stay and breed in their own families, I expected that.
>>531625592
Yeah, how about we build a wall around your little shithole and embargo you for a decade? Let's see who's laughing then.
Ugly but fuckable
AKA butterface
AKA weird boner material
That girl really isn't that ugly
You standards are too high motherfucker
I beat the shit out of some guy last night for jumping my car roof.
He yelled and climbed on.
I ran out without a second thought and tackled him bare feet as he was walking away laughing.
I pounded the shit out of him and choked him out until he said "I got it"
I made him repeat it, then i told him if he does something like that again ill kill him as he was gasping for air and almost passed out.
Was what i did right? The funny thing is i'm not really violent at all, but at that moment nothing else was on my mind than to cause him pain
>>531525932
Was he a teen? Or just some guy with mental problems?
If it was a faggot teen, who do those things for jokes, then I applaud you OP.
>I GOT IT!
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT!?
>THE URGE....TO HERBAL
then you two fucked
stop lying
>>531525932
never happened
I would like to thank you for the birthday wishes, and cards So here I am acknowledging that you exist in my life. I'll stick around and answer any questions that you have been wanting answered and then be go back to my life and you can go back to the reality you made for the character Kimmy.
Let's see, um, from the beginning I guess. This was an accident. These pictures you have, are private moments between my husband and I. I truly wish they had stayed that way and I can't say I like that they are out. I have not participated in any discussions or done more pics here or anywhere online besides a few brief words through PM on FB...and of course last night. Anything else was not me. I got a lot of crap from you guys over the last several months that was pointless or harmless, some purposefully hurtful, and some even funny... I will admit that /b/ can have a great twisted sense of humor. I didn't once feel like you meant to actually hurt me, embarrass me maybe, but not hurt me. I don't resent you for grabbing a hold of anonymous pictures and running with it in a normal and often repeated /b/ sort of way, though admittedly remaining anonymous would have been great. Again, thanks for being nice to me on my birthday. I'm here to give you a few of the answers you've asked for.
>>531446338
Tits or GTFO
what happened
>>531446338
Okay about me: I'm married and have been married to the same man my entire adult life. Logan and I started dating in high school (16+ years ago) and have been married over 13 years. I think he is awesome and I'm glad I was able to find the love of my life so early. We live in the country and I am a stereotypical country girl. I can handle weapons and tools. I can skin and butcher an animal and then cook it up for dinner. I think camping or a day floating on the river with a cooler full of beer is a vacation, not some expensive spa weekend. I take pride in a well run household and a happy satisfied husband. I'm a big nerd and I'm married to a huge geek. I'll watch a LoTR or Marvel marathon while he codes next to me on the couch. I'll admit that when you've sent us links to threads lately Logan will sometimes lurk and get adorably offended if /b/ says something mean about me. Okay so there you go, that's us in a quick little package, what else /b/?
Bill Keller used to be a nationally broadcast evangelist until he couldn't afford his paid programming spots. Now he's a back-bencher trolling YouTube.
Can we focus on his flailing career, instead of engaging in stupid religion-based trolls all night? He's obviously set in his spiritual predilections. There's no sense in trolling him unless you get personal.
bamp
tl;dr: when you call this moron, focus on his career, not god
goal is to make him cry tonight
i believe in us
bamp
OFFICIAL LIVE PRAYER THREAD
STARTS AT 12:00
>bill on edge of suicide
>a racist
>audio/visual guy confirmed /b/ro
GET IN HERE BROS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
GOOTTA GOO FRADST
Any highlights from last night? Missed it.
>>531348441
he was racist as fuck about Muslims saying "how do you know your local 7-11 shop owner wont just cut your head off on an instant" hur durr
Ok /b/ we're robbing a bank, who's coming with me?
http://innawoods.net/
I'm driving the get away vehicle
I can not carry a whole building.
il be the muslim
Official Bill Keller Thread.
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>>531330090
bill keller is pretty based and plays you guys harder than you play him
bump. This is going to be his last night on air.
we broke bill. join uncle/b/ on mibbit
So there was this thread a few days ago that had a ton of PewDiePie's girlfriend's nudes, but I was too busy fapping to save them. Mind helping a /b/rother out.
Also, general youtube/celeb nude thread.
lurking out of interest
bump, i haven't seen them
Bumf for interest
