ask a 26 yo virgin with a 2 yo daughter anything
i suppose the explanation would help
> always been socially awkward
> in love with my best friend since uni
> she treats me like a brother
> 3 years ago she got knocked up by a worthless douchebag
> he runs off
> she has no job
> i say ill take care of her
> we've been living together since
> my name is on the birth certificate
> i stay in and look after our daughter while she goes out because i love her and shes at home all week while i work so she deserves a break
> on saturday she brought back a man
> i could hear them in her room
> i jacked off to the sounds she was making then lay in bed crying all night
im thinking of suggesting we get married for tax benefits/ stability for our daughter
>>529345232
how?
>>529345826
Holy goddamn fuck I really ,REALLY hope this is a troll.
#Cuffs4Bieber
#CuffsForBieber
Getting teenage girls to arrest themselves for Bieber.
It is happening.
what the fuuuck, i wonder what she did.
na uh ....you lie
I'll go look into it...
might kek for a while
TL;DR Let's get some girls to get themselves arrested.
#CuffsForBieber
bump
This has been going on for 9 hours
http://thedailyloud.com/justin-bieber-drag-race-surveillance-video-video/ heres the video of him racing
Hello /b/.
#StarvingBeliebers is coming along nicely. In a few hours we start tweeting famous Beliebers with the aforementioned hashtag and with some shoops we've put together (example to your left),
However, we need more fake Twitters, more shopped tweets, more help for this prank to succeed. Come and join us at:
http://client00.chat.mibbit.com/
768#killthebiebs
>>529088563
please ignore that 768, fucking captchas
bamp
We need join in this by created polemyc with justin!
OPERATION #STARVINGBELIBER IS BEGINNING.
TAKE TWITTER, SAY THAT BELIBERS ARE STARVING THEMSELVES IN SUPPORT OF JUSTIN, WHO WAS BARLEY FED AND ABUSED BY PRISON POLICE.
CHAT HERE:
http://client00.chat.mibbit.com/
#killthebiebs
MASTER PASTEBIN: LOOK AT THIS FOR INFORMATION
pastebin com/wPp9mT92
>>529070558
W-what would you like us to do, friend?
>>529070817
nigger you just went full retard
So Bieber is in jail and all his little fans are defending the fact that he was arrested for DUI.
This seems like a golden opportunity for /b/ to get a little shit disturbing going on.
My question is: Why hasn't anything be done?
This could be a perfect #cutforbieber 2.0. Anyone interested in throwing some ideas around?
Maybe stir up a little bit of the old /b/
>inb4 old /b/ is dead
PR stunt
massive bump for interest
LOIC SOMETHING RAWR
captcha: did xOonfore
>>529022972
Maybe something like #drunkforbieber?
/b/, I'm depressed, and angry at myself
I had sex with my sister. I may have also fallen in love with her. I know it might be hard for you to understand why wincest could ever be bad, but I've just ruined my relationship with her, after trying to build one for 10+ years
well fellow annon, life is shit. plain and simple.
some are shittier than others but we all live in the poop.
No one's biting? Really? I thought for sure /b/ would let me bitch if I mentioned my issue was related to incest
>>528929401
Sure is. But the issue is new, and I can't believe how stupid I am, and I'm having trouble coping
Poorfag/Joblessfag here. I have no money, no food, but a glorious voice and will say anything you want me to for money. Hell, I'll even say it for free. I don't give a shit.
I'm about to get kicked out of my apartment, and this is my last ditch effort to scrounge up enough cash to not get kicked out.
paypal:
[email protected]
>>529069782
Sample of my voice
https://soundcloud.com/user317868733/voice1
>>529069782
I'll even read a fucking story about Mario shitting in Yoshi's mouth if you want
>>529069782
say "back in the summer of 1973, my friends and i used to play ball at the park in our neighborhood. little johnny had the best pitch while pete had that strong swing. we were probably the best little league team in our neighborhood. but then everything changed once the fire nation attacked." for free
So Bieber is in jail and all his little fans are defending the fact that he was arrested for DUI.
This seems like a golden opportunity for /b/ to get a little shit disturbing going on.
LET'S END THIS FAGGOT
#EndBieber
JUSTIN BIEBER ARRESTED FOR CP FOUND ON HIS CAR.
GO GO GO GO GO GO
Maybe stir up a little bit of the old /b/
>inb4 old /b/ is dead
Old Thread: >>529022972
Cut4thebeatles
>>529058035
even old /b/ wouldn't give a fuck about beiber.
NYPA etc etc ...
#suicide4Bieber
You know the drill.
> She's stupid hot by the way.
i'm pregnant
I have AIDS
you can't tell anyone but i've been shooting heroin since last summer
It is time to milk lulz from the cancer of Justin Bieber's fanbase. Anons are taking to twitter to pay devil's advocate once again.
#JustinBieberIsAFaggot
#JusinBieberDidNothingWrong
If you're new to the latest twittering of /b/ we are getting this going because people are supporting him with his 2500$ fine for drunk driving, pick a side /b/ lets get this shitstorm started
FOR THE LULZ!
>hate bieber
>perpetuate him with threads
>logic
I can't believe all this loser got was a 2500$ fine smh.
#JustinBieberIsAFaggot
amidoinitrite?.jpeg
[b]Operation FREE UKRAINE[/b]
/B/ros, since November 2013 anti-government protests in Kiev (Ukraine) have grown in strength as the police use force against the protesters, even those who are underage. This week at least four people have been shot dead and hundreds of demonstrators have been injured in clashes with the riot police. Those demonstrators who were captured by the police have been tortured, whether they are men or woman, aged people or underage. The government allow the human rights to be violated and impose new law limiting the citizens right to protest. Foreign journalists also have been attacked by the police with the firearm. Let's hit them hard.
Why? Because "people shouldn't be afraid of their government. Governments should be afraid of their people." - Alan Moore
[b]DOWNLOAD[/b]:
http://sourceforge.net/projects/loic/
http://sourceforge.net/projects/slolorisgui/
[b]TARGETS[/b]:
http://president.gov.ua/
http://www.kmu.gov.ua/control/
http://mns.gov.ua/
[u]START[/u]:
08:00 PM (CET /+1:00/) | 02:00 PM (GMT /-5:00/)
>[b] on /b/
i lol'd
but you have my axe
YOU HAVE MY LOIC
no elo
Ok /b/ this came about on a anti feminism thread here
>>528810197
Got me thinking that we can make this great... 4chan hates feminism and this guy is trying to make a video series taking the piss out of it.
we can beat anita the feminist gamer!!!
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1114752236/lemenist-project
She can touch my shuttlecock.
top kek.... won't be funded though, people only care about supporting feminism, not being mean to it.
>>528823709
>we can beat anita the feminist gamer!!!>>528824737
Tell that to my 50 Euros
Why are feminists so fucking stupid /b/?
>>528810197
because they're feminists and they degrade themselves to argue with people on reddit, and they are even beating them
>>528810372
no it's because feminism is for the best you pig, men have had it easy too fucking long
Good afternoon /b/.
It's Friday, i'm finishing work soon for the weekend, and i'm in a good mood, so i'm going to dump 50 links to controllable unsecured cameras from all around the world. Instructions for thick fuckers will be in the next couple of posts, but here's a few things about the cameras i will be posting:
>All cam login details are user: admin (lower case) with no password. No exceptions.
>All cams are fully controllable.
>If using the "camviewer" app on iOS, ALL cameras have audio support, meaning not only can you hear what is going on, but you can interact via the mic on your iphone/ipad/ipod touch. I'm unsure of any android equivalents i'm afraid.
>To enable audio support on your computer, i'm afraid you're going to have to brave Internet Explorer and log in via the ActiveX portals, which most cams should have. You should make sure this is enabled in settings. Sound opens a whole new dimension of trolling so it's totally worth it.
and last of all
>I will be dumping fifty cams that i have found whilst trawling around. Their locations are completely random, but i will stick around until i finish work taking location requests if you want me to see if i can find any in your city/country.
Enjoy /b/ros.
HOW IT WORKS:
Simply put the IP links provided into your browser. If you are using chrome/firefox, follow the "server push" link and enter the credentials provided. In order to hear audio, and interact via microphone (which can be epic as fuck) you will need to use Internet Explorer and enable your activex in the browser security settings (i know, i know IE is shit, but in this case it makes for some incredible trolling). This is highly recommended for shits and giggles.
A couple more important things: first be patient. Some cams take a while to load, particularly if there is more than one user trying to access them at once. They may also take longer if they are on the other side of the world from you. If you get a blank screen or it seems like it is loading forever, try closing the browser and trying again, or simply come back to it later.
Secondly, if you are worried at all about your IP being logged, EVERY SINGLE CAMERA has a reset option which will completely flush the IP log. Experience tells me, however, that if peole are too retarded to put a password on their camera, they are in no way capable enough of even accessing the settings of their cam, let alone knowing what the fuck an IP log is. I tend not to worry about this too much, but i get asked it alot. You will find the reset in settings/maintenance, depending on the model of camera.
1.
Home cam in an unknown city in the UK.
http://109.151.138.155/
2.
Home cam in Marathon, Ontario, Canada.
http://70.76.180.152/
