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>>531247151
you can change it
>contact has been lost with the crew of this space station, after multiple reports of an unknown alien life form being sighted
>you, an expert in gorilla warfare (with over 300 confirmed kills) are chosen to investigate
>the two images below yours are your team
>post (with image) ending in 69 is the alien
Its slav time
OP FROM YESTERDAY'S THREAD
Pure wincest time ITT dumping the origins and going from there.
>be 17
>mom 40
>would take baths with her up until I was 12ish
>kind of a mommas boy
>I would go around in boxer cause shits not really uncomfortable for me
>same goes for my mom who would usually go in bra and panties
>summer comes
>fucking hot
>I would take daily showers first since I come home first
>get out of shower
>in boxers, out of bathroom
>catch mom in the hallway on her way to the shower
>shes on her work clothes
"pff finally, taking forever honey"
>think nothing of it
>remember I forgot my glasses on the sink
>wait till I hear no more water running
>got to the bathroom
>mom comes out
>she lets out a short jump
"anon you scared me"
>see she's only wearing her bra and a towel covering her lower half
>get kinda bored
"mom, I've never noticed but it looks like your boobs have grown"
>puzzled face
"Wha-? You… think so?"
>get my glasses
>come back
"oh yeeea"
>shits pretty quiet
>seconds later she point to my boxers
"Yea I've noticed you did too"
>not even hard, regular bulge
>what’s going on here?
cont.
>>531203385
cont.
"yea I remembered I could grab half of your boobs with my 11 year old hands"
>let my hands slowly approach her boobs
>was joking at first
>she doesn’t asks me to stop
>lolwut.jpg
"go on, let’s see then"
>eh, why the fuck not?
>grab both of her tits
>my bigger 17yo hands can fully grasp her tits now
"hmm I guess I was wrong"
"well when we used to take a bath i remember your junk would perfectly fit on my hands while I cleaned you"
>she reaches
>grabs crotch
>everything at this point seems fucking surreal
>we stood in silence
>me grasping my mother’s tits
>her grasping my bulge
>took me a second to realize shits getting intense
"well I can certainly say you've grown"
>shitshitshit wtf
>let go of her tits
"thanks mom, I guess"
>lets go
>go to my room
>masturbate with force of a thousand suns
>wtf is wrong with me?
2 days pass
>mom gets done with her shower
>calls out for me
>i head over to her room
>still in some pair of boxers
>she's blow drying her hair
cont.
come on then
You have our attention, op. Please continue.
So I'm watching my friend let his mom die on facebook currently... Follow the pics
I'm in blue, he's in red.
>>531202674
lol looks like someones going to attend a funeral this week
OpJustice
https://www.change.org/petitions/governor-rick-perry-take-judge-jean-boyd-off-the-bench
Alright faggots dox as follows:
Backstory: http://news.nationalpost.com/2014/02/06/texas-teen-again-given-no-jail-time-for-drunk-driving-accident-that-killed-four-defence-argued-teen-was-too-rich-to-care/
Psychologist: http://www gdickmillerphd com/
Father business: Cleburne Metal Works
Political fallout: The leading Republican and Democratic candidates in the 2014 Texas gubernatorial election, respectively Greg Abbott and Wendy Davis, commented on the sentence. Davis referred to it as a "disgrace" and Abbott, Texas's attorney general, stated that his office was looking to appeal the case
Strategy:
1. Bump up petition
2. try and find social media accounts (no luck so far)
3. discredit psychologist (email affiliated universities threating social action unless they blacklist him)
4. Also note that SAME judge previously sentenced a black kid for 10 years - lets try to leak this to African American activists
Fucking hel bitches lets do something
strong bump. get this out there people
>>531130163
Thank you anon
>>531129493
OP from last thread reporting in. Big fat justicebump!
Ethan Couch killed four people, no jail because 'too rich to know right from wrong'.
I will now dedicate my life to make his and that of the wretched judge Jean Boyd hell.
"A wealthy Texan teenager who mowed down and killed four pedestrians while driving drunk has been sentenced to 10 years’ probation at a private rehab centre, rather than 20 years in jail as prosecutors had demanded."
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/ethan-couch-texas-quadruple-murderer--or-a-victim-of-affluenza-9004308.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2525293/Inside-luxury-rehab-center-affluenza-teen-Ethan-Couch-attend.html
Petition to remove the whore:
https://www.change.org/petitions/governor-rick-perry-take-judge-jean-boyd-off-the-bench
Let's find out where the judge and the kid live so we can burn them on stakes.
>>531093476
I'm down
>DOWN WITH THE FAGGOTS THAT BATHE THEMSELVES IN STACKS OF MONEY, THE FILTH AND POISON OF THIS SOCIETY
>>531093476
First of all, not your personal army.
Second of all that is a pretty shitty defence. "Oh, he didn't know that his actions wouldn't have consequences, let's give him no consequences for this action lol"
Another testament to how poor and corrupt the courts are in the US of A.
boohoo
BILL KELLER PRESS RELEASE
>/b has been raiding this guys live prayer show. >Last night he showed up to work drunk again. >Not the first time this has happened.
>told caller to cut out kidney, sell and give him money
>At the end of his show/drunken tirade, had sanic overlay
>His site was taken down as normal
>put up IP tracker
>said he is having a national press release today
INB4 shitstorm? I doubt it, but I will be watching for the keks.
GIVE ME THE NUMBERS YOU DEMONS!!!
you sanic them
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqUbvk4uxk8
The funny thing is, Bill thinks that everyone on this site cares about him.
In fact, only a small sect of people actually do anything and the rest are there to watch him break down, which he is giving us.
The rant last night only immortalized him as a person who "got mad". By ranting, Bill let them reach their goals.
Bill, if you're reading this, do yourself a favor. Take a nice 3 week vacation out of the country or in a different state.
You're letting us get our lulz and therefore, we win. No matter how many of us are taken down, we've won and you will live on as a joke because you gave us the time of day.
CONTINUATION OF OFFICIAL LIVEPRAYER RAID THREAD.
starts at 12am EST.
http://www.filmon.com/channel/the-walk-tv#
much more lulz to come.
For those of you who dont already know how this goes:
DO NOT CALL IN WITH A FAKE SOB STORY TRYING TO GET ON AIR.
He will hang up on you, fake pray for your fake gay story, and he will have won the round.
Just call in with a personal insult or SANIC ready to blast his ears. Our goal is to keep any of his redneck hillbilly fucktards from getting though. We will slowly but surely break him down. Time and pressure /b/ros, that's all it really takes.
So far:
>bill has told anon to kill himself live on air
>bill has taken a week off the show for "emotional recovery"
>bill has shown up drunk to show
>bill's show has been reduced to nothing more than a butthurt scam artist denying calls for 2 hours
>bill accidentally redialed one of his paid callers giving anon their #7024626705
>bill has posted to /b/ to try and convince us to stop
>Bill's jimmies are all rustled up
>Bill will be Kill
>>531036657
coming up too 1hr of wasted air time for bill!
>We love the show bill keep up the good work
>>531036657
LINK TO HIS STREAM.
http://www.filmon.com/tv/the-walk-tv
Dont use youtube, dont give him views.
can someone exlain this totse story?
OFFICIAL LIVEPRAYER RAID THREAD.
starts at 12am EST.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqUbvk4uxk8
much more lulz to come.
For those of you who dont already know how this goes:
DO NOT CALL IN WITH A FAKE SOB STORY TRYING TO GET ON AIR.
He will hang up on you, fake pray for your fake gay story, and he will have won the round.
Just call in with a personal insult or SANIC ready to blast his ears. Our goal is to keep any of his redneck hillbilly fucktards from getting though. We will slowly but surely break him down. Time and pressure /b/ros, that's all it really takes.
So far:
>bill has told anon to kill himself live on air
>bill has taken a week off the show for "emotional recovery"
>bill has shown up drunk to show
>bill's show has been reduced to nothing more than a butthurt scam artist denying calls for 2 hours
>bill accidentally redialed one of his paid callers giving anon their #7024626705
>bill has posted to /b/ to try and convince us to stop
>Bill's jimmies are all rustled up
>Bill will be Kill
Nigger9001 here. Lets do this shit.
>>531022408
I watched last weeks via youtube the other night, because I missed out. Poor guy is clearly losing his shit. Anyone have any screencaps of the thread in which he actually came to /b/?
slidey trumpet
>>531007769
honkey flute
curly trumpet
big trumpet
Breaking news in the #OperationSwagFag / Aaron Mullins justice story!
His bitch is NOT guilty!
https://www facebook com/iLoveMyBoyfriendLol
Hurry while you can, /b/astards.
The true culprit was...
https://www facebook com/laurenn.mullins
If you are NOT familiar with the story, please, I will explain.
Otherwise, raid away!
https://twitter.com/bi_p0lar
Instagram - naomibunton
^ Just an attention whore. She is INNOCENT.
Focus on the real criminal, /b/!
I'm 12 what is this
>>530905509
>i will explain
>doesn't explain
sigh OP.
New thread. Aaron Milluns the cunt.
>>530839716
Bump
New thread. Girl in that picture still won't fuck OP.
hahaha lil fag removed his FB
This dude needs an army on his ass. If /b/ 'wont help me you are all idiots.
Watch this video: www facebook com /photo .php?v=738774666153525
www facebook com /aaron.l.mullins
Chattanooga, Tennessee
HE ASKED FOR IT:
"yeah im the one who did this. i broke Adams jaw. it happened and i admit it was wrong. sorry. were pretty much the same age so everyone stop acting like im a fucking grown man hittin a 10 year old. if you have something to say about it then MESSAGE ME! quit talking about people i care about and SAY IT TO ME"
This is cancerous. pls halp
>>530801548
>If /b/ 'wont help me you are all idiots.
That's how you rally support
>>530801797
You must be new here
http://www.chicagonow.com/portrait-of-an-adoption/2014/02/11-yr-old-boy-bullied-for-being-a-brony-fighting-for-life-after-suicide-attempt-how-you-can-help/
You've gone too far this time, /b/.
Too far.
>>530587428
Why?
>>530587428
this is what this fucking brony shit can do to YOU!
fuck you im edgy
Bill Keller raid thread
Expect more of this tonight:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqUbvk4uxk8
TinyChat: http://tinychat com/jesuscarpeter
bump
bumping with random pictures until thread comes alive
