Trap thread? Trap thread.
>>575566276
ewwwww traps how gay
Yo quiero taco bell.
BILLY NEEDS HALP ANON!
>inb4 navy seal
:^)
ITT: We tell greentext stories about fucked up people we've met in our lives. I wanna hear something good, but I'll start with something shitty.
>Be me
>Be maybe 16
>Go downtown to meet my lil asian qt3,14 friend
>There's a whole bunch of emo people there
>mfw
>I was kinda into the scene at the time, but mostly cause of music
>Asian friend is actually fun, but retards are attracted to her
>See one hot un in the crowd
>Intredasting
>I catch her checking me out every now and again, she gives me like long looks, and doesn't even break eye contact when I catch her staring
>She wants the penus
>Have ok day despite weeaboos and emos, get home
>Mystery girl has added me on facebook and sent me a message
>"you're a cutie"
>I sure am.
>Wank and plan to meet her again near asian friends house
>I get there early to hang out with asian friend
>Hear ring on door, look out window, she's standing there waiting for me
>This is kinda ok
>We have to go outside because asian friend is being fucking asian
>Wander around outside, it's fucking cold
>She's clinging onto me for warmth
>Come here silver toungue
>Start making out heavy
>Find a bench, sit down
>Keep making out, I'm groping her tits, she's moaning
>Hey baby it's really cold, can I stick my hand under your sweater to get warm
>"yes anon"
>sweet
>Fondle hear tits, move down to pussy
>start rubbing her panties
>You wanna suck my cock?
>"idk anon.."
>Before I can persuade her, her phone rings and she has to go
>shiet, alright.
>go home, thinking that was ok, maybe get more next time
>Get home, open facebook
>fucking shitstorm of epic proportions
cont?
>>575550998
yes pls
>>575550998
fucking continue faggot!
Monitoring thread
Post nudes of your Ex!
Pic related
>>575547969
which one /b/?
>>575550212
left
>>575550272
good choice
neither until they tone those bodies up. i guess right for now just b/c the tits look better, but might not be able to get it up with that gut.
I'm a Christian and I challenge all atheist to a respectful and intellectual debate on the fallacies of atheism. I will be in this thread giving out my rebuttal until the very end, Let's begin shall we?
>>575546385
ur gay
>>575546385
eat dix kent
>>575546385
What are the fallacies of atheism?
Papermill, jizz phone, shit box, dick butt, toilet paper piss, shoe head thread continued pt. 3
Last winrar presented; draw a lifesize human on one of the rolls, tape your boxers to his waist and make a tie out of paper.
>Bored and alone at work all night in a papermill warehouse. 10, 24, 87 tells me what to do.
Things at my disposal:
Giant rolls of paper
12 ton clamp truck for moving rolls
53 foot trailers for loading rolls
Railcars for loading rolls
The occasional rat
Office with typical office supplies
Giant bales of cardboard
Garbage bins
Air bags for securing loads
>do your worst /b
Edit; what I won't do..anything involving shit,piss, jizz, fire, extensive damage, anything that will end this thread. Start rolling faggots.
>>575548725
>first besides op
Hay faggots,
FBI director James Comey is trying to install backdoors on your tech devices. Let's write a letter to him.
Each reply may only have 1 word and maximum one punctuation. Replies that don't follow this format will be ignored. After 30 minutes, the replies will be written up and sent to this piece of shit.
First word: Dear
>>575552565
asshole
Prolapse
>implying this isnt just a PR stunt to pretend the nsa doesn't have the ability to do so
ITT : best of 4chan
>>575530312
bump, bad dy..
relly need this.
>>575530312
>Best of 4chan
this thread /thread itself
>>575530312
Bump
teens....
>>575554805
underage b8
>>575555023
shuddafuggup
just my cock
just my sock
>>575552678
nice cock
now balls
just my rock
My girlfriend drives me fucking crazy. Everything in our relationship is great except for our sex life. I feel like half the time having sex for her is a task. Don't get me wrong, when she's into its great, but the other times its just like can you please try. The problem I think is she's just not very sexual. She was a virgin til like 23 when we met. We've been living together for 4 years and I'm considering marrying her one day but I can't live the rest of my life like this. If anyone has any advice for this sort of thing please help a /b/ro out.
tl;dr girlfriend not very sexual how fix
>>575543653
You should reflect critically and honestly on your sex skills.
No, you will not learn about woman sexuality from porn.
>>575543653
cheat on her
>>575544052
this is not about skills, I try to generate foreplay every time and she's always like can we just have sex
struggle/borderline rape thread?
>>575548381
Omg. Yes please.
bumpity
surprise painal anybody?
>>575549267
ITT: what off-limits person do you want to fuck? best friend's wife/gf? sis or bro in law? relative? coworker? etc. post pics if you want.
>>575539348
My ex
Helen of Troy
friend who recently admitted she had a crush on me once upon a time but now has a boyfriend, stable relationship of over a year.
Posting pictures of myself because I'm an attention whore.
>>575540167
tits
Tits+timestamp or gtfo
You've come a long way, Max.
