ITT: /b/ dragon slayer raid!
Rules:
This huge motherfucking dragon appears out of nowhere.
Read the full rules here: http://dragonslayer.eu01.aws.af.cm
Heres some info about this boss:
name@Hydra
dificulty@hard
element@water
If your ID starts with a number you are a HEALER.
If your ID starts with a vowel you are a BARD.
If your ID starts with "Y","X","Z", a RANGER.
If your ID starts with a "/" or "+" you are a PALADIN.
If your ID ends with a "/" or "+" you are a DEATH KNIGHT.
If your ID starts AND ends with a "/" or "+" you are DRAGONBORN.
If your ID starts with "W","R","L","C" or "K" you are a WARLOCK.
Otherwise you are a KNIGHT
Your last 2 digits represent the damage you do
If you roll under 11 you DIE! (your posts will no longer do damage)
http://dragonslayer.eu01.aws.af.cm/575506105
HEALERS revive fallen soldiers
BARDS can boost the party damage by posting images
RANGERS are luck based, better rolls = more damage!
KNIGHTS can critical hit and avenge!
PALADINS can avenge AND revive!
WARLOCKS can summon minions by posting an image.
DEATH KNIGHTS can continue attacking after they die.
DRAGONBORN can avenge and revive when alive, and attack after death.
you can be avenged/revived 6 times max
If you roll 00 or 69 you REVIVE everyone! their damage will count again!
The boss will enrage bellow 20% HP, the minimum roll will be 22. however, he will no longer heal himself
Fight
>>575506206
ouch, avenge
nickname@Blue
ITT: Greatest quotes and proverbs, great sayings and words to live your life by (Things that really had an effect on you) I'll start us off pic related.
>>575491383
"Stop trying to control everything and just...let....go" - Fight Club
'What we do in life, echoes in eternity' - Gladiator
"What flows from the nose does not go on the clothes." -Fancy Groundskeeper Willie
I'm the whitest man you'll ever meet.
>>575503617
is that Lance Cryror
>>575503617
Actually, I am.
>>575505303
Now that's a god beard their man. Workin on mine myself. Just coming back from a startup meeting thought i'd get some Starbucks coffee.
Last one 404ed
Hacked iCloud wins! Post em
bump interest :D
Bumpin
>>575496596
bump
Feet thread?
>>575478691
>>575478815
>>575479079
anyone? shall i stop posting?
You have 10 seconds to post a sexier 10/10 than Laci Green
>Protip: you can't
>>575466981
I win, faggot
>>575466981
....bullshit...stupid makes a 10/10 downgrade to a 3/10. She is so fucking stupid, shit exits her mouth at a shocking rate.
innie pussy thread
No webm thread? webm thread
>>575482018
Anybody know if the source for the beginning clip?
Alrighty /b/ ive got a story to tell
to help keep the story straight, we'll call my friend james and the girl sasha
>be me
>sohpomore in high school
>at lunch, sitting with friends
>girl i know named sasha comes up and talks to me while waiting for her friends
>her friends arrive, sasha leaves
>friend of mine who happens to be a complete autist with talking to girls mentions shes cute
>btw hes the type of guy you'd see revving his shitty car as loud as possible down the street, ya know, that guy
>anyway
>wants to get her number and talk to her
>niggerwat.midi
>devise plan
>go back to class after lunch
>i just so happen to have class with this particular girl cause band class
>explain the situation to her
>she wants in on this plan
>end up with like 5 people all texting him through my phone
>sending pictures, texts, flirty messages and all the like
>hes confused as fuck and getting a bit mad
>oh but this is not enough
>give his number to my other friend
>he texts james impersonating sasha
>james believes it
>let the games begin
Cont?
Pornographic images
Bump
>>575476720
Yes continue you fucking nigger stop asking
wins thread?
this is gonna disappear faster than the heaven id thread...
>>575476907
My dick is diamonds
>>575477261
yes that's what a boob looks like
hey /b/, have been doing time since the whole Jessy Slaughter incident.
What's new?
>>575473860
>VOLZqi7d
what the fuck is VOLZqi7d???
Not alot
Jesus you've been gone soo long you don't even know about IDs?
They're randomly generated IDs for a single thread only, so you can track others' posts and to prevent samefagging.
Pedophile here, Roll 01 and I will give myself to the cops.
>>575470680
Get this fucker off the streets
Rolll
>>575470680
69 post pizza
>>575470680
cya, faggot.
Cool, deep, resonant image thread.
Anything goes!
What generation are you from and which do you hate the most and why?
>from gen y
>Can't stand gen z because they think they are all special snowflakes, are arrogant, have not been raised well, most of them are sluts, think they are the first who are raised with the internet.
>>575462704
Gen Y, cant stand Gen Y, because a lot of the male have issues with women and change and thus have the variety of shitty opinions that you have
>>575462704
Gen Y. Can't stand the categorization of the experience of millions of individuals into rigid and unyielding definitions. We're living in an era where our collective capacity to manage knowledge is being vastly outpaced by the amount of knowledge.
Baby boomees because they literally fucked up the entire future of rhis country.
How were elves turned into orcs?
And which people who Tolkien referred to?
>>575461637
wh....what?
I don't...I don't fucking know, man.
If you boil it down to the basics: torture an elf get an orc.
