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hacked this girl's email that has always been a total bitch to me in school. shes a senior, so am I. she had 2 nude pictures stored in sent messages to other guys.
anyone want to see this bitch's tits?
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>anyone want to see this bitch's tits?
faggots like you need to die in a fire, of course we want to see them. Why even ask?
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>>575743742
you shut the fuck up and look
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what about the otherone?

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>be on 4chan
>start a good thread
>thread is gone

Here are a few short stories from the sociopath thread around an hour ago. I hope this entertains someone:

1. A couple of years ago, I was at a store with my family. I've been fascinated by the idea of theft since I was young, but I've never put enough effort in to actually go through with it. If I am going to do something illegal, I must be completely, one hundred percent sure that I will be untouchable. So, each time I went to the store when I was a child (~10 years old), I would sneak a little candy bar in my pocket. I became a shut in for a couple years, so I didn't seek the opportunity to do more. As a teenager, I had ideas of theft, but I easily shoved those away, because I convinced even myself that I am a good person (isn't that ironic?)

So, this time, I am bored while my family shops, and I decide to take some bathing suits to the fitting room. I've tried one on, and now they want to leave. There are two options here: I could either take the top off and put it back where it was found, or I could put my clothes on over it. Which option requires less effort?

Plus, it was a really cute top.
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2. This one is embarrassing, actually. I am quite skittish. While I excel and one-to-one conversation, I perform terribly under pressure and in front of groups. I instinctively run away like a scared little animal. There's a girl who I have seen in some of my classes. I had noticed her presence, but I tuned her out. I had seen her around campus as well, acting very sociable, but she just seemed annoying. By some chance of fate (this was 2 years ago at the beginning of fall semester), we both get a job at the university's help room. And, by some chance of fate, out of the 3 locations on campus and various hours throughout the week, we end up having two overlapping shifts. Now, I didn't even know that I was a sociopath at the time. So I initiated conversation, asking her about the class we were in together. She says "yeah, I know how to act really dumb, so I got the professor to like me." Or something along those lines. I didn't like that because I am enthusiastic about learning, and I go to professors' office hours to learn, not to get to know him on a personal level. I decided just to ignore her. At a later instance, I was having trouble solving a very basic question. A group of students asked me the question, and because I felt them watching me, I was stumped. So I asked her if she could please take over the group for me. She seemed confused, and hesitant, because she couldn't blatantly deny it. She said "I guess I'm taking over, now." But I didn't care, because she saved me.

She begins to explain the question, but I tune out and start helping someone else. Then, she asks me "Anon, do you know this question? The exam one?" and points to it. I genuinely was drew a blank, could not think, and said "I'm sorry, I don't know."

I changed my shift time and location.
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>>575744523

>changed my shift time & location
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>>575744419
>>575744523

Ausfag here OP.
Are both posts yours?
>ID: Heaven

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Friday night and no baww thread? Let's change that.
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>>575729394
Something got you down man?
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>>575730120
Nah I'm feeling pretty good, I mostly made this for other people who are feeling down

Me and my younger sister here again. We want to know: is our relationship THAT bad/wrong?
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Is this really real? Is there any way you guys could post proof? What are your ages?
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How old are you and how old is our sister?
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>>575735926
Feh. TimeStamp and ill speak my piece

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virginia girls thread
op from 804
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FUCKING BUMP
PG PLS
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got any Jessica W?
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757 here

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What does /b/ think of Meghan Trainor?
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>>575715045
She's a fat fuck who needs to go on a diet. And her song is only half singing, most of it is shitty annoying whalevoice talking.
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>>575715045
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I would have sexual relations with her.

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Blackmail thread? blackmail thread
I'll be getting a show in 15mins and anyone interested in video after?
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Blackmailing is pretty low but...I like this.
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>>575693685
I'm also currently blackmailing a pedo for 5k
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Me and my sister.

continued. Last thread 404d
Pic related
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Video of her blowing you and stuff again, missed it last time
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proof its your sister and not your gf

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>be me
>yesterday
>See super QT one legged girl on campus struggling to get up stairs
>She gives up trying to use her crutches and just starts hopping
>creeper in me snaps quick pic before asking if she needs help
>help her up the stairs
>she tells me I smell really good
>I think she wants the D
>end up talking about elevators, school and other shit for over 30 minutes
>I can tell she really wants the D
>Ask her out
>We're going on date tomorrow :D


Any ideas on placed to go on a date ? I usually like to go bowling for a first date, but dont think thats going to be an option.
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>>575663086
you know what to do anon
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>>575663086
salsa dance classes
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>>575663086
How is she one legged? I mean was it a accident or birth defect

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>New girlfriend 8/10 finally leaves me alone in apartment while at school
>Time for some snooping /b/rothers
>PAAAANTY RAID!
>be average penis size
>Jaw drop when find this in panty drawer

>wat do b?
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>>575693915
>Stick it in your ass.
>Realize all dildos are made purposefully bigger.
>Realize she bought it before you.
>Keep it until she gets home.
>Let her suck you off.
>Have the best orgasm of your life.
>Stop being so insecure.
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>>575693915
sit on it
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Break up with her. You will never satisfy her.

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You wake up one day with your body switched with an athletic girl. What would be the first things you do in that day?
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>>575679831
send my self nudes and masturbate
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Buy a Sybian.
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>>575679831
Masturbate

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Don't you agree?
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>>575676052
>you're making me want to jihad against you
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>>575676221

The Jappening
aka
Asian Thread
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sup /b/

You always joke about cp and rape and sex with children. What would you think if you found out your gf or wife had been repeatedly raped and molested and filmed when she was young?

From ages 7-11 I was coerced to have sex on camera, sometimes it was painful, sometimes I thought I enjoyed it. But I came out of it at age 12 with what I thought was a loving family member in prison and bad cases of Herpes, HPV and gonorrhea, it was the gonorrhea that crippled me and got my mother to take me to the hospital where they found out what was happeneing...

does the fact that this is common among the girls you see in underage porn change your mind about it? what if your gf told you she had an incurable disease she got when she was 8, would that be OK with you?

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you don't know how it feels till it's your family member
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it would explain her borderline personality
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which of those is incurable
also, just because you had a bad experience doesn't mean they all do

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Drawthread niggas.
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>>575651695
Pls no.
I can't draw good.
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>>575651792
r u new?
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>>575651913
No.
Not everyone on /b/ have a shitty arts degree

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